just got my Apple Music #Replay25 featuring: - cheekface - cheekface - they might be giants - cheekface

i despise the youtube redesign they rolled out recently but i must admit the "exit theater mode" button is very friend shaped

we're in the big leagues now

Now I heard there was a tiny box Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah But though it promised games for free And mobile ports on your TV It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya

i've lost three jobs from getting sick, got left unemployed for 8 months, and finally got a new job just in time for cold and flu season to beat my ass again. i make minimum wage at a car wash and i'm terrified to get sick for even a couple of days. this country needs to be destroyed

come on in to bluesky we've got: - 20-something leftist shitposters - liberal boomers who have never heard a joke before and don't know how the internet works - guy commenting on a post you made for like 6 people total to see demanding you add alt text

I was trying to look up a Bob’s Burgers clip and I couldn’t find it. I thought I had written a pretty good description in search. But then I looked back at what I wrote and 😭😭😭

person who hasn't used wayland since 2023: nothing works on wayland it sucks theyre removing X11 person who has been using wayland since 2024: everything works on wayland it rocks theyre removing X11 person who has lived in new york since 2001: i see some cool planes it sucks theyre doing 9/11

ladies, wyd if your man pulls up in the xcrox

looked at the game awards nominees and realized i haven't played a single game released in 2025 lmao

watching the mario movie for the first time outside of theaters and i gotta say, i don't remember it being THIS generic. i don't know if my expectations were just super low or if this is a side effect of the borderline fugue state i was in at the time it came out, but in my mind it was a lot better

The real ideological difference here is that Zohran Mamdani and Kshama Sawant represent two different factions of leftism- serious and not serious

a console i have so many fond memories of, by which i mean i played portal 2 for the first time on it

That about sums it up.

they should make a girl you can hold forever and ever and ever

Oh if you insist.

three yogurt cups, the perfect meal for the girl on the go who's too hungry to skip lunch but too full to have a substantial meal

arguably a bigger harbinger for the end of the world we know than all of the fascists taking power and wars breaking out is that it seems like they might actually announce half-life 3 soon

the funny part is this era never actually ended, it just went back to being a nerds-only affair once the world received youtube mp3 downloaders and later spotify. soulseek continues to carry the legacy of p2p music sharing

if steve jobs were alive today to see the new steam machine i think he would cum instantly. until he saw the size of the fan on the back at which point he would begin vomiting profusely

coming soon 🥲

Imagine going back 15 years To the height of Xbox 360 and saying Microsoft has functionally left the console wars only to be replaced by Valve

NEW STEAM CONTROLLER. LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL

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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

WITNESS THE BEGINNING OF A WOKE UNIVERSE

this post would pop off if i had cooler friends smh

trans person: im trans society: ok trans person: holy shit john mccrea john mccrea: aw yeah, awright, ungh (vibraslap sound)

just got an email from tenor i'm fucking crying

every goddamn time a tesla comes through the car wash i'm operating i end up having to stop the belt so they can figure out the 30 step process required to disable their wipers and put their car in neutral and i feel like i'm losing my mind

my most unwoke take that'll get my antifa membership revoked is that i like thanksgiving. not the historical revisionism that the pilgrims were cool chill guys that were nice to everyone obv. but like i can separate the art from the artists and enjoy a day of gorging myself with my friends or family

you know in retrospect the baby country that abolished slavery less than a century prior and acted as the world's top weird cult generator probably wasn't the best candidate for Leaders Of The Entire Western World after WWII

sometimes i pretend im the drums and when ringo hits me i like it

who up meetin james ensor

the bluesky app just got updated to become slightly bluer i am slightly uncomfortable

Oh Bari Weiss is just Ms Rachel’s Wario

i fucking loved the wildwood books as a kid and i didn't know anyone else had even heard of it and now it's getting adapted to film by fucking laika next year and when i tell you i am CRYING www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HQ-...

PRO TIP: lying face down in the mud,!

Sometimes I think to myself, “2025 really needs better writers,” and then I remember that Ronald Reagan had a Chief of Staff named Donald Regan.

seeing halo on playstation must be what it felt like to see a mcdonalds in moscow in 1990

how long until they sunset Google Search and replace it with Gemini Explorer, The AI Search Experience

pirahna plants are canonically trans girls

guess who fucken managed to run her laundry including her bedsheets, actually folded the laundry and made the bed, and then also showered and brushed her teeth and prepped her outfit for tomorrow, all in one single day that also contained the PvZ1 remake and Fionna and Cake's season 2 premiere

i've been playing Plants Vs Zombies: Replanted and i just found that one of the zombie costumes you can enable is a fucking Half-Life headcrab (a direct reference to their hosts also being called zombies). i was so worried EA would bungle this release but so far i'm having a great time

had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again

it's not by any means unique to be able to listen to new music on an old device, but i will forever get a kick out of being able to see stuff like the 2025 @cheekface.bsky.social masterpiece Middle Spoon on an iPod from 2005, and have it not just work but be actively supported

oh i DESPISE this youtube redesign, it's so bad

Now we wish we had a handheld version of Spider-Man... 😎

not sure if you know this but they might be giants is such a good band