llms are taking my job. the only thing i'm good for is sycophantic praise, and now everyone gets it from claude instead. no fair!

it's funny when i see old oomfs who've been gone for a while like my stuff. like yea sorry last time you saw me i was getting my journalism degree and writing articles, now i tweet about cum.

good news! my antidepressants no longer make me feel drunk all the time! this is because they now make me feel high instead.

i don’t have a dissociative disorder i’m actually very good at it!

just found out some people are not into the same stuff i am. what the fuck.

straight men should just edge if they’re having trouble cumming. or is that gay . Sorry

my nickname in high school

yer bird gets her clothes from sainsbury's

scheming up ways i can get Worse

someone sent me a dm calling me a 'pet' and it stunlocked me. bro im so Fucked

my oomfs on instagram are using this new feature correctly

getting a crush on someone because they post good

sorry if i start barking, i can’t help it :(

i keep looking at my posts like ‘why would Jon Bois tweet that’ and then I Realise

inviting a girl to my bedroom and moving the clothes pile in front of my bed, hoping that she doesn’t see the funko pops

Wireguard's account was also suspended without warning or reason given. I can't help but feel like Microsoft's actions are intentionally malicious:

i've had horrible insomnia these past couple days and i don't even have hot and pretty dark circles under my eyes. what's the point then!!

i have become Bois.

hi! one way ticket to sleepy town please!

LISTEN TO YOUR FRIEND'S MUSIC. TODAY IS A FANTASTIC DAY FOR IT.

@ apple where's the sorrow emoji. please add an emoji for sorrow, and throw in one for deep despair while ypu're at it...

LOVE IS REAL AND I KNOW WHERE TO FIND IT. like to affirm

"buy cheap, buy twice" -- billie, 2026. i came up with this just now. it's a nice little ditty, no?

my heart is SO pure and my stomach is SO full of mac and cheese

am i allowed to post a selfie. did anyone check to see if that’s okay ?

new article a little essay about the line between video games and gambling go read it ! noreturn.blog/p/gamblified...

stop falling for their propaganda! trans men do not hate trans woman! they're trying to subjugate us! you can't generalise a group like that! go outside and TALK TO PEOPLE, REAL PEOPLE!!!

I made a blog! been thinking a lot about our relationship to technology and what I find unsettling about "tech detox" culture go read it: noreturn.blog/p/the-rise-o...

everyday this government has the choice between diarrhea forever or puppies for everyone. and everyday, without fail, it chooses diarrhea forever.

"turn auto capitalise back on!! you're an adult"! okay but i was raised with a keyboard and a mouse. come back to me when you know what a filesystem is.

when u take a bomb ass selfie…

meeee

he was mambo and i was fucking no. 5

Bluesky: Blaze Your Glory!

any good opinion i have is countered by the fact i use linux

“they should just do that”: they will not just do that “oh surely they would never do that”: oh yes they will

would anyone like to save me question mark (?)

a fate befitting a linux mint user tbh

the labour government wants to make getting a driving license a prohibitively long and expensive process meanwhile they'd rather not invest any money into improving local public transit

[at my funeral] them: why is google balls here me: that’s oomf 😭

my new year's resolution is to read introduction to marxism, which has been sat on my desk for five months

americans posting about british politics

my favourite christmas tradition is reposting this

Spoons was promised to us three thousand years ago

police cars are always on they neenaw shit 😒

> log onto social media > cruelty and violence > check the news > cruelty and violence > go outside > cruelty and