okay, here's what we're going to do about The Guardian. we're going to scrap the entire thing, replace it with just Adrian Chiles' column. the publication will be known as 'The Chiles Zone' henceforth. thank you.

nobody else?

we like to get chalant up in these parts

if i was a macos app would u bundle me up all nice n cozy in a .dmg, or would u leave me to rot, cold and shivering, in ./target/release 🥺

dead.place will do client journalism for The Transgender Cartel

girls just wanted to have fun, but instead they're debugging issues with their router/repeater 🙄🙄🙄

meoww rrrrufffff awruff ruff pshshshshsh 🐝🐾

explaining ux/ui design to an american:

web dev planning gets u writing shit like ‘maybe kill the hamburger?’

lay me down to rest and stab me until my blood stains the soil dude! it would be soooooooooo hot

i’m going feral but in a dissociative way

i don’t remember posting this

yeah its fucked up what happened with all that . you got any grapes ?

quand jsuis depressif, j'aime ecrit en français, parce que, pour moi, si c'est en français, c'est pas vrai, un peu drôle, en fait.

je souhaite avoir une vie sans bruit

stop killing me through your screens! i'm not the part that's good at posting, okay?? 🥺

THE TIME HAS COME ACCESS TO A LOADED FIREARM IS IDEAL PLACE MUZZLE (HOLE OF GUN) UPWARD TO ROOF OF MOUTH THANK YOU JOIN YOUR NEIGHBOURS, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR GOD

just realised i don’t remember my 2025. like almost at all. i hope whatever i got up to, i looked cute while doing it.

It's all kicking off in Canterbury.

'handmade beauty', 'trinket tin', 'silver ornate'. these are all phrases that can describe a girl.

i'm going to run experiments on you all

vibrating in my room for elusive reasons

Sylvia Plath once said, "Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out". She was right. At the time. She hadn't met me yet.

holy moly look at what i've just come across

i will NOT be answering the hero’s call, THANK you very much! 😌

IS TONTY BLAIR BEHIND THIS *gestures vaguely*

#​testimonials

github is sooooooo awesome now. this is the typa shit that gets hundreds of thousands of stars, and likely millions of impressions every week.

my m1 pro macbook is running 52°C at idle, whilst every fan in my room is at full blast, including its own. lol.

you may fascinate a woman by placing a huge jar of olives at your desk

once my blog is up and running, i'll add a gallery of my photography and release it under creative commons sharealike. people have set my work as their wallpapers so you're gonna get the goods 🙂‍↕️

hoooly shit darktable is so good. im in love.

are we gonna have a fuckin’ pawblem

*self-harming* oh, that’s gore of my comfort character

u wouldn't know my alien gf she goes to another galaxy

the gods are trying to strike me down (it's bloody boiling innit)

yo i just hit up my boy j christ and he said that’s not allowed dude

i’m just curious, george

subtweeting but it’s just love and affection for all my homies

erotica inspired by the phrase “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em”. is this anything.

girls love it when i tell on myself with every word that comes out of my mouth

glory to the chinese century 🇨🇳✊

the hoes don't like it when u have ur phone in light mode

normal girl weekly

hey jimmy ! gimme a six with seven !

don’t expose me :(