christmas is teaching me that i don't like chocolate as much as i thought i did

my favourite christmas tradition is reposting this

Spoons was promised to us three thousand years ago

protecting the children

who up contemplating the moral weight of they actions

police cars are always on they neenaw shit 😒

> log onto social media > cruelty and violence > check the news > cruelty and violence > go outside > cruelty and

it's crazy how linus torvalds is right about everything

OH COME ON

seeing this thumbnail you would naturally be concerned, but i'm pleased to tell you that this guy is woke

art should comfort MEEE :3 and disturb YOU >:(

i3, Sway, Niri: REAL window managers. Everything else is mental illness.

my entire body can be accessed via an api

windows phone was such a cool platform, but we weren't allowed to have it. Because of woke

it's okay laptop, i know web browsing is difficult, u go ahead and overheat and kill your own battery

robotgirl who needs to apply wd-40 before fucking

this typography is so cool, when did we as a country decide good graphic design wasn't worth the effort

"i'm quacked" — duck who is good at fortnite

sorry to sinceritypost but learning french has greatly improved my life.

ever since i was a little girl i've wanted to have a highly public mental health crisis

can you believe it guys? the fog! just a week away! the fog is in a week! woohoo! i am so happy about this information. the fog just a week away! oh wow! can you believe it? the fog!

happy faggot friday

i'm just a prey animal my head jerks up whenever i hear a crunch or a creak perhaps

fuck my life

the woke police don't like me. the woke police are beating me up. the woke police hit me and i let out a little moan.

i wanna eat pizza and play with lego

someone should clicker train me. idk for what, but what’s important is that it would be funny

the lesbians are scheming against me

when i have a mental breakdown on the timeline, can u all make sure the posts bang? thanks!

replying to everyone on grindr with this

having a personality cult surrounding me would fix me

they’re spraying me! they’re dousing me with water and calling me a bad girl!!

see!! he gets it!!

i have a kink for hugs and affection and people loving me and giving me the time of day

i look like a girl but i also look like a boy how crazy is that

need to put everyone i’ve ever dated into a group chat so i can get a differential diagnosis

this place really is like twitter because i can sense u hate me

is it vegan to swallow

i’m built like mewtwo and i accept that

i'm reading a book about dealing with dissociation, and one of the exercises it suggests is to hold an object and literally 'feel the healing and well-being flow through your body'. go fuck yourself.

discord turning :33 into 🕒 is a crime

bro they wanna kill me cus i'm too pretty

i understand that seeing an angel for the first time can be scary, but i promise i'm nice :)

my doctor just informed that i am too pure and sweet for this world

🤤

LISTEN TO YOUR FRIEND'S MUSIC. TODAY IS A FANTASTIC DAY FOR IT.

i only exist in ur mind. lol. teehee.