our long national nightmare continues

course I was there three days ago

Tom Kane is a voice acting legend with hundreds of credits throughout his career, but to honor his legacy, let's follow the guiding words that he gave us in the Magic Kingdom's Happily Ever After.

Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor, manténgase alejado de las puertas. RIP Tom Kane.

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

Ya know, it always frustrates me when I learn that horrible person who has been actively abusive, harassing & fascist for years finally only gets brought down because they have a basic ass nonprobleamtic kink or fetish. God our cultures hatred on non-normative sex continually finds way to anger me.

It is morally fucking imperative that we stand up for porn

25th birthday. Do I make a SpongeBob joke or a Star Wars joke?

first picture kinda giving tower of terror ride photo

character: general practitioner with the surname worm. who is not a real worm, of course, but is an actual doctor

Peter: This is worse than the time I got stuck in the Amazing Digital Circus. (cut to Jax appearing in the circus for the first time) Jax: Holy cr*p! Where am I? Why can't I get this headset off? *pauses, then looks directly at the camera* also yes, Jax was me the whole time.

The guy who portrays the Rocky puppet in Project Hail Mary looks like if the cartoon version of Egon Spengler were real

I have never been so jealous of tdl and I'm usually SO jealous of tdl

take estrogen

Walt Disney World Now Capable of Being Operated 100% by Solar Power

The greatest television show in history (ie the only one that I have appeared on) is back, and less hinged than ever before. They've removed all the dang hinges!

I feel like a lot of the people are using their Tomodachi Life island exclusively so they can play with their OCs and fictional characters and whatnot, and I can't help but feel they're missing out, because my island is 50% real people I know and 50% lil blorbos I made when I was 12 on the wii

*reading a ww1 novel* "and there were 2 of us together, in the fox hole" me: 😵‍💫🦊

This is 100% true. Duff is supposed to be domestic swill! Still gonna buy it though because I love me a sour.

FACTS: The Monorail Orange approach to MK begins with “we are approaching”. On this and all other monorails I rode today, there was no “ladies and gentlemen.” Any instance of it playing on a different color monorail was an error. “Ladies and gentlemen” is not in normal use.

Social media platforms all offering to get you in touch with your phone's contacts feels like a feature that only exists to give you something to be paranoid about. What kinda sicko has ever thought "I want my mom and dad and my apartment's building manager to see what I'm posting online!"

This is a really solid metaphor

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god

NASA is one of the best things about this country. Hope. Innovation. Exploration. Wonder. Give them, the post office, and the national parks service all the money from ICE

My partner is so beautiful everyone look at my wife

Well obviously I have birthday plans now

brb gonna go cry thinking about satellites and football

Hey. Just thought you all should know you can currently get a profile pic of Rosalina inflated like a big balloon on the Nintendo Online app right now

mario movie 2 is like exactly what i'd consider junk food cinema. Story was just kinda a series of things happening, writing was funny but never spectacular. But boy oh boy did I have so much fun recognizing things. 10/10.

Oh my god PLEASE microchip your puppygirls, it's so irresponsible not to

what do the attorney general and an iMac G3 have in common?

my Orlando friends: now is the time to head outside to catch Artemis! 5 minutes!!!!

⚠️ did you know?? • girls can be gay 💫this has been a fun fact 🎉

Happy ThinkGeek Remembrance Day to all who celebrate.

Artemis II is scheduled to launch today with a window beginning at 3:42 PDT on a 9 day trip around the Moon. This will be the first time humans have travelled to the Moon since Apollo 17 in December, 1972. Watch the launch of Artemis II here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR...

On today, Trans Day of Visibility, The Trevor Project reminds us that it’s a day to not only honor, but uplift the transgender and nonbinary community. All donations to our fundraiser page will be matched 2X today until midnight! give.thetrevorproject.org/ParkStop

It's the trans day of visibility so please watch my videos 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ also like be gay and stuff

trans day of visibility means take your puppygirl to the park & strip her naked

It's really something, for SCOTUS to strike down a conversion therapy ban on Trans Day of Visibility.

Netflix Lists Self Hosted Polycule Plex Libraries As 3rd Largest Competitor Behind Amazon Prime Video and Poob

Hey cis people: instead of spending today going "ohhh woooow you people are soooooo braaave" while forgetting to cancel your HBO Max subscription or whatever, why not participate in today's most delicious of festivities?

As someone who loves his work, I have been waiting for the public to realize that Andy Weir has always been vaguely conservatively centrist. He mentioned this on the Casey and Andy website way back when, though I had hoped in the decades since he'd come around. Great author, but yeah, unfortunate.

Just saw Project Hail Mary and can recommend it based solely on the fact that Ryan Gosling does the “Nice Guys” scream TWICE

A salon AND hypnosis clinic? I've read enough Fictionmania to know where this is going.

okay so Project Hail Mary is my favorite movie I've seen this decade. As someone who's been an Andy Weir fan since before The Martian, I continue to adore everything he does. Also, Ryan Gosling yet again proves himself to be cinema's hottest boyfailure. I want to see this movie 47 more times 11/10

It's crazy that movie theatres invented the most effective ad of all time (screen fills up with ice cubes and coke) but insist on doing other, worse, coke commercials