this was the funniest timeline coincidence to me (though big thunder for kidney stones is a disney world thing not disneyland which is unfortunate for locals with kidney stones down here)

I can only offer my perspective as somebody who goes to Disneyland to walk around, take pictures, and ask questions (in the words of my six-year-old a few years back). It will be very idiosyncratic! But if you don't go on the Mark Twain, that's a failed trip.

Lonely wishing fountain at Disneyland

Disneyland performers. Pure joy.

I was very slightly annoyed that they were in my shot for so long but I forgive them because of the amazing matching hats #Disneyland

A little Paint the Night on Main Street in Disneyland

Never forget this scrim atrocity on main street #Disneyland

Based on my experience living down here so far I'm pretty sure Autopia is actually the DMV in SoCal and most drivers got their driver's licenses at Disneyland

not an unpopular opinion. Napa Rose has been fairly dated for a decade now, and the quality really took a dive after COVID. Too much spreadsheet menu optimization; Half of Chef's Counter menu was the prix fixe standard menu. Club food decent but meh. Homie shot for the moon and hit the great plains

A Disneyland favorite I never tire of getting a chance at a clean photo, Jingles

You mean The Wheel Of Death? I rode it back when there were no restraints. #WontRideAgain

me when disneyland makes any sort of announcement lately

I just want to be clear this is on the list of things at Disneyland / DCA I will absolutely never ride again, but I do love taking pictures of it and how it looks on the pier

Mike's got the present day covered, so let's go vintage!

I think little moments of humanity are my favorite things to photograph at Disneyland. Joy, exhaustion, love, performance, spirit, vulnerability. I’ve seen every permutation of human expression and emotion here.

Had a blast following behind 2nd showing of Paint the Night at Disneyland last night, past park closing hours.

#SignageSunday biometrics edition at the Disneyland resort

Disneyland #SignageSunday in memorial of Frank the porch potato who probably would be sitting on this bench right now

I haven’t even done all of Disneyland yet!

These are wild and amazing tbh

this is art

Reminder: DCA closes at 5PM tomorrow! Disney California Adventure is hosting a private Cast Member Service Awards event (cast members with 10+ years of service). Plan your day accordingly if you're going to Disneyland

the subtle joys of running a bluesky feed for disneyland in 2 pictures (the fun part is just how much of this is nazi/maga related)

Maybe a hot take but Disneyland should do both the Magic Happens parade AND Paint the Night every day during the summer. I swear I'm still not a show guy I swear

Also we saw Jon Favreau at Disneyland tonight and I saw that they finally replaced the sad beige scrim with the painted scrim on Main Street

I submitted myself for Live Facial Recognition Testing today at the entrance to DCA when I crossed over from Disneyland

Heard a rumor that Chapek getting fired was a cover they just moved him to be in charge of budget and finance for Disneyland and that kind of makes sense

Disneyland (or specifically DCA) #signagesunday

After seeing the portion sizes for the Food and Wine festival (courtesy of foodatdisneyland on instagram) I’m calling it the fuckin Ramekin and Wine festival what the hell is with the miniature food #Disneyland

It seems hard to believe it wouldn't need repainting in the 41.5 years of Carnation Ice Cream Parlor's operation, but it does look very similar to 1955. July 1955 / 1980 / 1997 / today by @tustinraider.bsky.social

What say you on this one @jason.parkendium.com www.reddit.com/r/Disneyland...

RIP(eoplemover)

It's backlit, but you know what you're looking at. March 5, 1980

I’ve been to Disneyland 820 times since August of 2021. I also have a free app in the App Store and an album on Apple Music!

Thinking about starting a business to rent out this one button for people to get into some interesting conversations at a Disney Park. Tagging some potential customers. @lentesta.bsky.social @defunctland.bsky.social @darrenandpoley.bsky.social @chiangku.me

DISNEY CALIFORNIA ADVENTURE. Anaheim, California. September 2025.

A handful of my favorite Disneyland Railroad photos. Offered for no particular reason - I was just thinking about how much I enjoyed making these.

Evening version #Disneyland

Vi poses in Galaxy’s Edge in Disneyland

Mickey says hi #Disneyland

Still my favorite Disneyland monorail wrap

Snapped this a few minutes before meeting @jason.parkendium.com #Disneyland

new disneyland trash can dropped? @magicaltrash.com (I do not know what "scoops" they are for)

Buzz lightyear has definitely gone to Infinity and Beyond (as seen underwater by San Fransokyo) #Disneyland

Saturday at Disneyland should be a fun time laist.com/news/a-maga-...

morning traffic is the worst

Disneyland abstract for today.

Donald Ballard has made a true work of art with his beautiful new book about the history of the Disneyland Hotel. I can't get enough of it! I think the Hotel history is the missing piece of the puzzle for most Disney park fans, and Don continues to be its master historian. #disneyland

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Disneyland #SignageSunday