Alex Kramer
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"In this world, some days you're Wobblin' and some days you're Goblin." -Me, sharing the wisdom I've gained with age (not much)
about 8 hours ago
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I can't sleep so I'm playing Mariokart with my Insomnia Paralysis Demon
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Everyone knows the Easter Bunny but few know about the Ash Wednesday Baboon. I don't think you assholes are ready for him
4 days ago
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Here's a fun riddle for your Saturday! Question: What is deeply unsatisfying? Answer: I don't knowwwwwww!!!!!
6 days ago
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Plato's Allegory of the Man Cave teaches us that reality is just shadows and kegerators and a Cruisin' USA cabinet
7 days ago
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9 days ago
this is the fourth time we've made Star Fox 1, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it
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MILF Mii I'd like to friend
10 days ago
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The Last Jedi is unironically fantastic and I predict in 10 years' time many fans will come around to it, similar to how opinions about the Prequels evolved
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11 days ago
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Thinking about whales, dolphins, porpoises, et cetacea
11 days ago
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Hot cowboys say Yaoi-haw It's the Yaoi-law
13 days ago
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Omg it's May! Just like from that famous meme!! Brother may I have some oats π€£π€£π€£
15 days ago
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OH NO I THINK MY BUTT IS BECOMING HAUNTED!!!!!!!!!!!
17 days ago
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OT TNEW I SDRAWKCAB DNA NWOT TOG I LLA SIHT SAW TRIHS-T YSUOL
20 days ago
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Fuck them "Essential Oils"!! I want the OPTIONAL shit!!!!
23 days ago
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What if you looked close at an ant colony, and the ants were actually tiny David Byrnes from the "Once in a Lifetime" music video
23 days ago
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Interpretive Dance, but I'm interpreting a guy who wants to eat snacks and doomscroll all day
24 days ago
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Live each day like a NSFW artist taking a commission to draw Sonic the Garfield
26 days ago
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Anyway, here's wonderwall (pulls fire alarm)
26 days ago
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Omg perpenDEERcular
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27 days ago
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Mmm yes *sip sip* I'm getting notes of 'wehhhhhh!' and *sip* a little bit of 'I don't wannaaaaaaa!' -Me, at a whine tasting
27 days ago
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I am 100% convinced that a Gen Z shitposter has invented time travel
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28 days ago
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Josh Henderson
28 days ago
Cowa-buttstuff dudes!
#80s
#Lingo
#cool
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The difference between you and me? You've been playing checkers While I... studied the sword Hobbies are nice :)))))
28 days ago
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I had a dream that Isaac Asimov released a new book titled "I, Pepperoni"
29 days ago
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If every seagull on Earth had a billion dollars, economists would be all "wait, What!??"
about 1 month ago
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We're all just dogs, butt-scooting across the carpets of our lives
about 1 month ago
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"Babe if you still loved me, would I be a worm?" βοΈ (THIS IS A SUPER CUTE AND ROMANTIC THING TO SAY TO YOUR PARTNER 100 TIMES PER DAY, YOU'RE WELCOME)
about 1 month ago
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How to COFFEE in 3 easy steps 1.) Oh YUM! 2.) It's awake time! 3.) Call me the bad guy from Attack of the Clones, 'cause I gotta Count that Dooku
about 1 month ago
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Watching a TV show called "The Orifice" and this sucks!! It's just butts and holes, where is Steve Carell!??
about 1 month ago
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"Maaaaan, these Underwater Bird edibles ain't shit." (15 minutes later)
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about 1 month ago
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As Sherlock Holmes once said: "Ooh I'm Sherlocking! I'm Sherlocking! Nnnnnnnnmmmmmm.... ELEMENTARYYYYYY!!!!"
about 1 month ago
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πΆ On the f***t day of Christmas my true love gave to meeeee A p**t***** in a p*** t***
about 1 month ago
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Sunder
about 1 month ago
putting a bunch of small crates followed by a chest-height metal pipe in my foyer so that when guests come over they learn how to jump and crouch
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You miss 100% of the shots -LeBorn "Bamsketball" Jame
about 1 month ago
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"Big Head Mode" means something WAY different as an adult
about 1 month ago
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Jasmine ππ
about 2 months ago
jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility π³οΈββ§οΈ
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Haven't you seen the movies? Olaf does this like sixteen times; it's like his WHOLE thing
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about 2 months ago
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Me: I decided to swap the printer ink with apple juice You: That's a terrible prank! And it's not even April Fool's Day yet- that's tomorrow!! Me: (sipping yellow toner) what's Abril Foo's Duh? (passes out, but like, distinguishedly)
about 2 months ago
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I'm "PooPooDooDooMaxxing" Is this a thing? Am I doing it right? Please help I'm horrendously out of touch
about 2 months ago
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"I live my life a quarter mile at a time." -Airline pilot who is about to get FIRED
about 2 months ago
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Wait, Mario Galaxy is in the Starfox movie????
about 2 months ago
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8 months ago
you ever find something in your art folder you have literally no memory of making
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For tax purposes, I am now classified as a Light Utility Truck
about 2 months ago
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YOU'RE ALL WELCOME, BTW
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about 2 months ago
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(Werner Herzog voice) Must one be a "cutie" in order to be a "patootie?" Are the two intertwined, or separate concepts? Could there be a "doody patootie?" Anyway, here's Wonderwall (starts playing "Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls)
about 2 months ago
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Ohhhh I'm cheesin'! I'm cheesin'!! (unspeakable cheese noises)
about 2 months ago
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I need funding for my 11th failed business idea: a dual Greek and French restaurant called "NOT ALL GYROS WEAR CREPES" It'll be way better than my last one: a bakery and plumbing company called 'CREPES & CRAPS' Does anyone have a million dollars I can borrow and never pay back?
about 2 months ago
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I had a dream that Windows had a new program called 'Microsoft Obama' and the slogan they were using to market it was "It's This."
about 2 months ago
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WOW! Scientists at CERN have announced an amazing new development- the sequel to food! "We hope everyone will enjoy Food 2," said Professor Lars Stormgren, "though please understand it is not eaten through the mouth like regular food." "It's yummy squared!" he later added.
about 2 months ago
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Merch Eighteemph βοΈ Today is the only day you can read this!! Don't read it tomorrow or you go to JAIL!
about 2 months ago
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