all i want for christmas is for dan olson to do for AI what he did for nft's

The moon is right

I can't wait for the ocsars next year, so I dont have to hear people talk about the Odyssey anymore. 2 days into the trailer being released, and I'm already tired of hearing opinions about it.

Every now and then I'll somehow manage to go to YouTube without plugins, and I'm like "people do this to themselves every day on purpose" addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefo... Gives extensive content filtering among other things addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefo... Plays shorts like normal videos

Disco Elysium - The Final Cut is free on Internet Archive for the foreseeable future.

Mario bros 2 character select

Why is 6 afraid of 7? You ask the right thing the wrong way. 7 didn't ate 9. To remain the funniest number, 69 spread that lie to keep 6 & 7 at odds, and the world, fools that we are, believed it. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Big 69 wants us to afraid of what 6 and 7 can accomplish together.

It's gonna be really funny if someone terrible dies right after I posted that.

I would like to apologize to the Nazgul community for celebrating the death of Sauron, the Dark Lord. I hadn't considered that he was a loving father.

Oh boy! Just found out my candle has a second wick!

The most important thing to look for in a romantic partner is that they enjoy Tom Waits music. You can work through anything else.

I now have Mischief Makers. I have to say I always liked this game (I 100%d it), but I don't think I appreciated it at the time. It was a game that the further I got away from it, I was told it was bad, and I kinda accepted that at face value. I gotta tell you: its design is SOLID.

Using Larian's CEO to dump on E33 is flawed E33 was made by a small staff, has 6 years of experimenting w new tech, and started when AI was new and we were happy to gen columbo nendoroids and whatever. People weren't informed. It's a far cry from a CEO at a large studio pushing the tech in 2025.

It’s also worth saying (there’s a less judgey sounding way to say it in long format): if you’re contributing to the Fortnite-fication IP crossover in games like overwatch, street fighter, destiny, etc, you are paving the way for Harry Potter in those. Stop rewarding them for that.

1.Fortnite is a commercial that you spend money on to advertise IPs to other people and you should probably be against it and cross promotions like it in media as a whole 2.Be angry about HP, but if you still played after the cybertruck was added you told them you think giving bigots money is fine

Wanting to make long form content and torn between written essays which are morally correct but nobody will read, and videos which are disposable noise that people will actually watch, but won't engage with beyond agreeing or disagreeing and then quickly move on from. Everything is good actually.

I still don't have any takers here - it's a complex use case, so I didn't expect one right away, but if you know anyone who uses or could benefit from switch access hit me up

MFW people yell at me for making bad puns

Patrick Gil came up with the great term “cousin games” but games like Quest 64, Mischief Makers, and Blinx belong on their own sub-genre They’re cult flops that people are still loudly weird about (affectionate) decades later They’re the highest echelon of wanna be mascots that couldn’t hack it

Ms. Piggy is haram

i mean, the part where he used a bunch of minority game developers as props before dropping them and stealing their sponsorship money is pretty bad. www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...

a tech thriller about a terrorist who created a virus who will destroy all computers except it's 2025 and nobody wants to stop him. Everyone just keeps giving him directions. "Yeah, the chatgpt servers are over there. Need bus fare? I could give you a ride. I'm not doing anything."

I have the greatest game ever made. It's the worst game ever made, and I think we can all agree it's the greatest game ever made.

The Game Awards is a bloated, grotesque commercial masquerading as an award show. A year from now you'll remember maybe 3 of the dozens of games that burned millions upon millions of dollars to be glossed over at a "prestige" commercial montage. I sincerely hope it dies like E3. Buy indie games.

I probably won't get to Metroid Prime 4 until next month, but I know Miles isn't good because if he was the democrats would be adamantly against him.

Sega likes money enough to invest in AI, which nobody wants, but not enough to invest in a Chao Garden game, which everyone wants. I think it's time we, as a country, demand answers. Does Nvidia have dirt on Sonic?

I've started saying "rmyt" to abbreviate "Really Makes You Think" because I'm stupid and annoying, but other people are starting to do it because my stupidity is apparently contagious. rmyt...

whatever someone's reasons may be for still using spotify, the fact that so many people are really out here in 2025 posting their top songs or whatever as if there's nothing wrong with still using spotify means we collectively don't hate on spotify loud enough

It sounds like the companions in metroid are, in fact, something nobody wanted (thanks, AAA brainrot), but it also sounds like the game is exceptional enough that they're worth putting up with. Not the outcome I would have preferred, but I'll take it if the game is as special as people say.

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This menacing Santa. Looking like he's watching Joffrey choke to death Looking like "Want the antidote?" Bro said "this is made out of people on the naughty list" Bout to commit hoho-homicide with a jingle jangle strangle. Eats the legs first so the gingerbread men feel it Beans kid lookin'--

My brother called santa deniers "grinchcels" and I still laugh at that.

I hope metroid prime 4 is good, and I hope the annoying nerd doesn't mess things up. You don't have to defend the annoying nerd if he does though. He's not a real person. He doesn't have feelings. He is a bad design decision shaped like a person. He is MCU Clippie. Quippie, if you will.

People who asert the world can't improve have to go out of their way to disregard the fact that Yakuza 0 gave us so many incredible women who draw Majima now. Delusional behavior.

Jk Rowling can get bent. If you're dumb to give her money on her rerun tour of mediocre stories for babies you can get bent too. There is literally too much media and art to consume, and you don't want to leave spencer's gifts. You're such a hufflepuff.

The villain cries out to me: "That's not what 'death of the author' means!" Me, the Hero, bloody, smirking, and standing slowly as the anime music kicks in: "It does now... because of the death of the author!" The team watching me draxx this clown: "His reading comprehension is off the charts...!"

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made. Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊

A cool doohicky would fix me.

zelda movie looks competent. I'm sure it'll be as good as mario, minecraft, and rings of power and link will get a boomerang, and be healed by a fairy, and see a goron who eats a rock, and plays an ocarina, and you will leo point at it for an hour because movies only have to be commercials now.

"That looks like a bonfire over there, tarnished! Maybe we should rest over there!" "We can't escape the cycle of death and rebirth, but at least I don't have to farm cabbages anymore so... win?" "Lightning is useful against dragons, tarnished! I hope there isn't one in this lake!"

they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku

This put knots in my stomach. I'm so bummed.

Actually the doctor is Frankenstein. You meant Del Toro; Frankenstein’s director.

To strangers who do not know me or even follow me, and want to interact with me as if this was twitter: I don't know you and simply do not care about your weird, likely incorrect, antagonistic video game opinions. If you feel the need to correct me over something you don't understand: Log off.

Avatar and things. Now I look less like a bot.

Grok, I have every unicorn in the world guarded by the red bull. Why am I not happy?