totally normal human behavior

Anyway, I was in Grand Blanc yesterday

I seem to recall the marketing for the first Simpsons movie revolved around the opportunity to see the penis of Bart Simpson, a small child. I think marketing for the second Simpsons movie should mainly revolve around the opportunity to see Lisa Simpson's penis.

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL 0:00 OT This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.

Rough day

Rough day

"out of the three mass shootings today,"

sonnys first birthday

to be clear, it's not a lawsuit — they are criminal charges, and only half of them have been dismissed (so far!)

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

The main reason I am not on X is I know enough about this stuff to know however immune one thinks they are to information ops, propaganda, and algorithmic manipulation it has an impact on the way you see the world. Even when you think you're kicking against it, you're dancing to their tune.

not true

this is a real video eric adams posted today.. not sure he remembers he's running for mayor or what at this point

I've decided on my Halloween costume this year

Storytime Stranger's main weapon being a flip phone that can flip into a gun is genius

Baby man

good @redford.bsky.social on a bad movie

Mass shooters almost never have an ideology beyond nihilism.

I love this dog

Orna what the hell

Baby man

I used to say "hey baby" whenever I saw my dog but it's warped into "habibi"

I went to a student film competition and I can tell you that the kids love Dragon Ball Z, Roblox and Eric Andre

Looks Like P.T. is back on the menu lads youtu.be/eHCqxLtwy5g?...

Has Hawk Tuah Girl condemned political violence?

Severance posting

I want to go home and hug my beautiful child

comparing trump to GWB at this exactly point in their presidencies makes it clear that trump has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever (9/11)

"They killed MLK. They killed JFK. They killed Kirk. Satan is they, for he is multitudes. And those that call themselves they/them are his servants"-a real thing i heard someone say today

Digimon Cyber Sleuth was a 2015 game that felt like a 2009 game. So Digimon Storytime Stranger should feel like a 2019 game, which is promising.

As a rule I try not to pre purchase games. But I am pre-purchasing the new Digimon game because I know who I am and I know I will feel spiritual fulfillment with my Digimon no matter the actual quality of the game

The Super Mario 64 source code lists names for Mario's footstep sounds. The list starts off normal but becomes poetic with names like "Footsteps in the Fallen Leaves" and "More Than Anyone Else in the World". It turns out the names are actually taken from a 1994 dating simulator.

Work is changing my shifts so I don't have to work weekends anymore. I haven't had weekends free since 2013. Wowzers

I’m glad I made this man feel bad 15 years ago

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

when i was a kid i wanted to be him so bad

Well back in my day, children had to stay up late to watch weird JFK documentaries and hope you didn't wake your parents. Kids today don't know how easy they have it.

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good morning everyone

I live for this shit

DOOM avatar taking 20% damage

I often wonder "does Ringo actually like me?" but I suspect the answer is "yeah"

Sun Tzu in his Art of War once said "those who save consumables will be buried with them."

Two thousand views in ten hours

He like me

Dad has told me several times he doesn't like music or art. He would just listen to Rush Limbaugh and get red and mad.