This is ebaum's world and we're just living in it

I hate to be so forward, but would it be okay if I caress your bits? You seem like a great person, and I kinda want to get in that.

I'm sorry. I failed and I hope to do better.

Watching Palantir do Sephiroth posting about multiculturalism and I would like to remind everyone that they were doing corporate fake woke shit just like every other company.

Crazy that we have some sort of machine that can move faster than a human being now

I have heard exactly one person in my entire life use that phrase, and it was, guess who, Andy Beshear

Finally, I can suck off Shadow the Hedgehog

I went to a senior prom yesterday... A prom for senior citizens youtu.be/x7fBe28sAeU?...

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"our son was run over by my car. I was driving" is hilarious. Incredible passive voice

eventually he was executed

I'm in the Epstein flight logs because I was standing on the runway giving a big thumbs down every time the plane took off

I went to a senior prom yesterday... A prom for senior citizens youtu.be/x7fBe28sAeU?...

"passport bros" are not at all new and they are not "frustrated with modern dating" they just want women who are completely subservient to them and have zero power in their own lives

The new season of Invincible is good. Fucking look at Lucan, man. He got one toof

Exactly one year ago today:

A dark version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? They should do a fucked up version of Alice in Wonderland next

Gobstop Demon Hunters

[I own only two action figures] Shang Chi fights Gambit

My dog has a job and can't be bothered by this

Absolutely dying at right-wing radio host Sid Rosenberg getting so angry that Mr. and Mrs. Met hugged @mayor.nyc.gov that he started calling them antisemites and became a Yankees fan.

THE NORTHERNLION KILLS LIBRARIAN EVENT WILL NOW BE LIVESTREAMED REMOTELY INSTEAD

They canceled the Northern Lion Cruise. Frankly, good. I like the guy but it was a truly awful idea. The only thing worse than a streamer convention is a streamer convention at sea in a foreign country

Someone finally paid attention to this

hrm. nutshack, it's the

For over a decade I have been enamored with the concept of cumming one big tadpole-sized sperm. I just think it's real funny

I don’t even think he’s playing dumb, I think he senses the way the winds are blowing and is trying to backtrack to help his career. Which can only mean one thing Woke 2 is coming babyyyyyyyyyy

Alternate History fiction about what would happen if the first movie to make a billion dollars was the mask 1994

Clavicular is a 20 year old child and famous for no good reason, not due to any particular celebration-worthy talent. He is a victim of a form of mental illness that is exacerbated by attention. However, if I come up with a good joke about him, I will post it.

Catgirl Ted Cruz

pulitzer grade journalism to assign the clavicular interview to a man who looks like that lmao

Northern Lion's audience is 98% male. There's no good that can come from a 98% male cruise

sorry to break it to you but yes northernlion GFE is worth the price of markup

Tripling my dosage of SSRIs so I last longer in bed

Love NL but a cruise with middleaged streamers is the worst idea.

Northern Lion Cruise is evil

Game idea: MMO Dating Sim. Thousands of people are trying to impress the same 6 characters. A huge raid of people trying to romance a single character and get her beach day bikini cg

I recently discovered these videos from the UN where they have blue people say "rapists are stupid" and I gotta know if a single person was persuaded by them youtu.be/weWQTdKYdg8?...

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On this day in 2006, Neil banged out the tunes

the fact that he’s using it for propaganda makes me regret ever painting this

Is he resurrecting Epstein??!

i believe in the trans-usa super race

I took advantage of a vinyl banner sale a few weeks ago and now there was a vinyl banner STAND sale so this display was a cool 30 dollars net 😎

James is not kidding. Someone on Twitter put together a clip compilation and Kenshiro's actor sounds like someone doing a parody of bad old anime dubs. I am SPEECHLESS. I am DUMBFOUNDED. He can't even do the fight noises right! Also no one can pronounce "Hokuto."

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health