1) hell yeah 2) why is jigsaw doing the announcement?

gotta be some use for this at some point

Happy 13th birthday to the most essential artwork of the current era, @kcg.bsky.social ‘s “This is fine,” to all those who celebrate.

My dog is broken

I have a fantasy that I go to the dentist and he takes out all my teeth and replaced them with powerful rocks. My rock teeth will never decay or need maintenance. My rock teeth will be good forever

DUTCH GUY ON BLUESKY THAT POSTS ABOUT AMERICAN POLITICS ≥ 3 TIMES A DAY: You Americans should be taking up armed struggle against your government. MALCOM X'S GHOST IN HEAVEN:

we need more allies doing stuff like this instead of sharing screenshots of content by white supremacists

I felt it was my duty to inform everyone that these old-ass men are finally living their truth

Can we normalize mysterious, floating orbs?

Konami

I know it's not cool to hate things but... I feel like a brain genius for ditching Stranger Things, Sherlock, and Game of Thrones long before the consensus decided they were bad actually

I pay you $10,000 but I place a curse on you, and every time you laugh for the rest of your life, even a little chuckle, The sound that comes out of your mouth is a 100% perfect Feel Good Inc laugh

I need you to know what Agumon sounds like in the European Spanish dub of Digimon

Today's minute cryptic is just nonsense and I'm mad youtu.be/TvHae4LbJZU?...

This dumb joke reminded me to read If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister? and it's truly dog shit. It explains that FTL travel is "less complicated than women." Barf.

Pseudo-incest (all men are brothers)

I'm in awe of the teleporter maze in Digimon Time Stranger, which is annoying as all teleporter mazes are, but the mechanic is you're annoying a psychic frog by shouting platitudes like "friendship is the most important thing!" that make him dry heave, which activates his teleport power. I love him.

Obsessed with this juxtaposition

Mr Boop is legal because Betty Boop finally entered public domain today

My worst game of 2025 is clover pit. It's main theme is gambling addiction but... It's not addictive at all. It'd be like if Spec Ops the Line had really bad combat and asked me "you like hurting people don't you?" And I could 100% say no

Zohran has a beautiful mind

The way we need to market this shit is to do what conservatives did for the past 30 years and write books like “The ten forbidden truths you’re not allowed to say on politically correct tv” and then it’s just cities are mostly fine and it’s good to get a flu shot

Incredible aura at the criterion closet today

Why do Muslims like Gundam so much? I hear they're always praying to Mecha

GOTY wall of shame: Clover Pit felt like it was trying to replicate Balatro but the thing about Balatro is it changed the rules of poker to make it more interactive. Clover Pit is just too passive 3/10

Pazuzu's top 5 games of 2025 #5 The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy It's fun and quirky and has a fun premise. However, it's extremely railroaded and there's an excessive amount of dialogue that hammers home the same points. It is a 6/10 that felt like the tutorial for a 9/10

What’s unique about this project is that compared to other mecha series that focus solely on the robots, this one focuses more on the intense graphic lesbian sex between the characters

This is @abbydenton.com coded. Even before she became a furry.

My version would be beyblade. They're in an old timey diner, there's beyblade playing on the tv over the bar. I would pay for the rights out of pocket.

Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit

Two of the many questions Pluribus raises: Are humans different from other forms of life? Are hierarchies of any kind inherently unethical?

I didn't like Fionna and Cake season 2. It's main story is about throwing a concert to save a community center, which lmao, and the world hopping adventure stuff uses a bizarre dream logic I can't follow. Unfortunately a 3.5/10

The jump in storage capacity from Nintendo 64 cartridges to GameCube discs allowed the developers to be astonishingly generous with the storage in comparison. A Super Mario Sunshine cutscene of a single image fading in and out is larger than the entirety of Super Mario 64.

free vtuber chat mascot if anyone needs one

My dad lost his glasses 3 months ago and he hasn't read since. He's been going to restaurants and saying "I want something without mayonnaise" instead of reading the menu

I more people I meet, the more I realize my family really does just suck and is full of people I don't want to associate with

i don’t have a pope (jew) but it’s my understanding that among catholics he is, in fact, holier than thou

My dad's story, exactly as he told it: "there's a town... In either Iowa or Arizona or in between... But it's a country... A country-type town... But they have... They have the thing from the movie we watch" Each ellipses is a solid 10 seconds of thoughtful silence

who cares about nielsen ratings, streaming is the future of- wuh oh

and Colton Burpo, who DID die but did NOT stay dead,