In the classic anime Magic Knight Raymond, Hickory and her friends Yummy and Food must work together as Magical Nights to save the world of Sbarro.

Jones Green Bean Casserole Soda (2004-2004): A sickly green soda made to taste like the divisive Thanksgiving side dish, with notes of earthy green beans, fried onions, and cream of mushroom soup. Sold as part of a novelty holiday-themed pack of sodas.

lmao

Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally

The Wonder Mike verse of Rapper's Delight where he just suddenly starts going off about how much the food at his friend's house just completely fucking sucks is a Thanksgiving song.

Buddhist lama who ends all his koans with "wyd in that situation?"

The New York Times is never going to recapture the magic of Wordle.

"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read

gonna start using social media less and use the time saved to hit myself in the head with a shovel

ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life

Holy shit did you guys know a new Zelda game came out last year?

For decades, the evil Dr. Victor Frankenstein dreamed of constructing a butt of such immense bigness as to be frightening to gaze upon

I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.

Every once in a while I see a screenshot of a tumblr post where, regardless of the actual text, my only takeaway is "stop yelling at me"

When voice to text does not work for me the way I want it to, I revert to a caveman

You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.

the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers

The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?

the sleepiest sausage

if anyone needs me i’ll be haunting an abandoned amusement park

Your honor, whatever you're gonna say, it won't hurt me, because I've already said worse about myself

There’s no room in your Large Pack

No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts

Pretending to be Henry David Thoreau at Walden's pond so my mom and sister will bring me lunch.

Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.

who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors

*Aqualung riff*

I just think it would be neat if turkeys used the same technique to draw us

When will Harbor Freight start carrying melee weapons?

The moo deng fandom is dying. Reskeet if youre a *real* dengist

stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.

if you make games that are too much like actual art you wont just get banned but you'll also be refused keys for your own game and locked out of external bundles too, should have made a survivors clone you idiot

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

I keep saying, Google intentionally making its search worse is a world-historical fumble, and it's a huge opportunity for so many others across the internet, if they'll just seize it..

🦢

youtu.be/9mDngl11P3k?... Yes. Yes, more of this please

I have given the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me the groundhog looked sweet and so hungry

My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot

It's flu SZN, people

Is Square OK because "Yuffie and Tifa dressed as 2B" feels like an emergency lever you pull on the verge of bankruptcy

rough sketch the navigable routes in Demon's Souls 1-1. probably 50-60% done with the overall DeS map now...

Gonna cry

So weird that Kirby Air Riders is named after a tertiary side character instead of the obvious protagonist, Rick

narrator: 50 years ago... me: [nods] in 1945 narrator: in 1975... me: what