Taylor Swift should write and record more songs about The Simpsons seasons 2-9

I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections

Digging deep into philosophy in the Discord server.

LRT: I've still only read The Crying Of Lot 49, but I do wanna get into more Tommy Pinchers for sure

Alright, let's do it. Here's a little prospective reader's guide to every Thomas Pynchon novel. We'll take them in order of publication. This might be a long thread. Buckle up! 1/x

"Don't talk to the cops" Poster spotted in NYC

I’m catching up on @nogodsnomayors.com and I’m so glad @mattielubchansky.com mentioned the only tweet from or about New York that has ever mattered Katie McDonough, voice of a municipality

*after a seaQuest DSV episode about ghosts* Hi I'm Bob Ballard of the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute. Did you know Hell is real? And you'll go there.

"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂

Way of the Samurai (2002 | Acquire | PS2) The [prat]fall of the samurai

Please enjoy 10 seconds of a fat groundhog enjoying an apple at my sister's house 😊

Gonna start recording gameplay tonite 🦀🍴🗑

New ep! TRAINWRECKORDS: "Eye of the Zombie" by John Fogerty! Yes, zombies. No, I don't know what the album cover is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjxh...

Dodgers vs. Phillies is such an interesting matchup for me because everyone I know on the computer pretends to be a Phillies fan but everyone I encounter in real life pretends to be a Dodgers fan. And I don't really like any of you because I don't like seeing people take joy in baseball

If nothing else you would think anyone in charge of courting the investors that keep pouring money into this thing despite their being no apparent path to revenue would step in and realize maybe it’s bad for the public face of the company to a) go to war with its core users and b) be so bad at it

I finally have context for this and we are seeing a great case here for being a CEO to be considered and studied as a disease.

grocery stores where they play a thunder noise while spraying the produce with water >>>>>

Legitimately it’s never too late to get into whatever has interested you. Just do it. You’ll be happy you did. Even if it’s a little at a time. Don’t mourn the time lost but cherish the time you have now.

If Philadelphia did an Omelas situation for sports success there’d be people calling WIP like “Yo we’re going too easy on that kid. Gotta torture that kid more” whenever there’s a loss

I read the lyrics to the football player cock song and I can't tell if I'm relieved or disappointed that Taylor did not once use the word "pud"

The thing about 'viewpoint diversity' is that taken to its logical extreme it means you must go out of your way to include liars and scoundrels because they too have viewpoints

I don't think I've ever seen anyone use the word "wrongthink" that didn't suck

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

Thinking of maybe writing a book in which I assert that the Big Bang was God blowing Himself up to see if He could and that the universe is made out of His debris

I had to throw together this shitpost when thinking about how the people whining about Silent Hill f being "woke" would react if Silent Hill 3 were released for the first time today

If I were a social media CEO, I'd simply thank trans furries for making my network appealing and then shut the fuck up

You sure about this, Google?

Many of you in the replies

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following

I've been informed that according to samsara, if you die against a boss, you have to do a runback with a totally different build and it takes literal years with no guarantee you'll run into that boss again

Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes (Switch, 2019)

(don henley singing about his new gf who has a diaper kink) all she wants to poo is pants pants

I take a my morning pee pee, and in so doing purify myself so as to honor the Lord

when it comes to food you have got to give it up for dinner

Thinking about how human cloning technology could be used to not only revive famous musical acts, but make them even better. Just imagine Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Stills, Stills, Nash, Young & Young

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

A day at the skull museum.

How do I win an award for squirrel photography

Just realized the English voice actors in Persona 5 pronounce 4-syllable Japanese surnames in the Muppet Show "mahna mahna" cadence

"Go watch BLADE II again."

Fix your hearts or die

I see it everywhere.

they're making me more autistic with some sort of machine later

We should have required alt text for posts that don't have images but DO have vague, extremely dramatic posts about an ongoing sporting event. when you post "its over its all over" i need to be able to click a little button and see that you're talking about a quarterback named Mac Whimple