"My kids know me as this ape"

800+ flights cancelled today because Elon took a chainsaw to the federal government and Trump won’t pay the remaining airport personnel. Elon’s on his way to becoming a trillionaire. Trump’s net worth has more than doubled inside a year. Glad everything worked out for them. How about you?

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

Hello everyone, we’re Red Candle Games. This year marks our studio’s 10th anniversary — thank you for your support. 🕯️🙏 youtu.be/yzZY6-v4yVU

I will never understand the people who can look at this and shrug.

Nancy Pelosi secretly being queen of the stock market and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez vocally opposing elected officials profiting off the stock market feel like intrinsically connected facts that quietly explain their instant bad blood the minute they became House colleagues

Not now, carnivorous death ball

There are no words for how evil this is

This story is infinitely more important than GTA getting delayed. Don't let me catch you moaning about waiting longer for a video game if you're not mad about why it happened.

Optimus robots will just kinda follow criminals around and make sure they don't commit crimes again, so we can eliminate prisons. These are all things Elon Musk is literally saying.

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

Kiyoshi Kurosawa's Columbo

The move here for democrats is to make this the campaign ad for every single election but then also actually make it come true KEY PART

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no it's not

If you're wondering how this will go Square Enix handed off their mobile Octopath game to NetEase who immediately started using ChatGPT to translate everything resulting in text like this. When players complained they started asking fans to fix their translations in exchange for in-game currency

lmao

The animation change half way through is killing me

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

America, a metaphor.

telling myself i'm def not late to halloween bc it's always the right time for more darkstalkers art

the leader of the department of health literally runs away everybody else rushes to the hurt guy and the Make America Healthy Again guy says "I gotta get outta here" let a hundred gifs bloom

"we etimate by 2030 roughly 85% of americans will have cut their dicks off and thrown them into a fireplace. phlegmatic humours will be drained at your local church or hospital"

Truly evergreen.

Incredible stuff here. Trump looks on like he has both no interest in the well-being of another human in the room with him and also no idea what room that is, before transitioning to "Photo Mode" the second the cameras come out. RFK Jr pratically sprints out of there.

The fuckers got away with it. The company. The people who made the decisions. All of them. They got away with killing hundreds for the sake of a few cents per share of increased earnings. 🤬

I can't help noticing the Supreme Court conservatives expressing the first doubt of a Trump assertion in oral arguments the day after the election day where every Republican running lost by 20 points. But they would never be swayed by such worldly things in their consideration of The Law, right?

Wow! A 9/10 from Siliconera! "Stray Children is a unique and special JRPG from developers [who] aren’t afraid to embrace every element of that era. Every frustration even feels like it is there for a reason, just like every joyful, poignant, or dark moment does." www.siliconera.com/review-onion...

"Europeans recognize his vision about free public transit and universal childcare. We expect our governments to make these kinds of services accessible to all of us,” said Verbeek. “We pay higher taxes and get civilized societies in return."

The victimhood they've always craved has finally arrived, but somehow, it's not as comforting as they fantasized it'd be.

Errors in program and code? Ah the perfect job for a bunch of program and code to fix! Fucking idiots.

You know, not speaking as an *expert* (although I've now been through 4 of them), but I think maybe we should let the people who know how to handle mass disasters handle them instead of just...making it worse.

Jared Isaacman, the billionaire Space X fanboy picked to take over NASA, plans to eviscerate the agency

The manosphere bros are freaking out.

Gonna repost this every time I come across it on socials. 💚

oh my god they actually did it lmao

It was a rejection of the entire administration and Dems should see this as a signal to become an actual opposition party. On everything. You don't stop the shutdown. You don't approve another appointee. You do nothing at all. The voters saved you, not the other way around. LEARN TO LEAD.

MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry

mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

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I know it's a whole monoculture thing that's dead in the era of Personal Algorithms And Subscriptions but you used to be able to very easily get a normie into whatever the current Big Show was. Girls who hate robots like they're in One Piece would watch Code Geass. Bebop guys would watch Haruhi.

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They’re all so

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

When you recount this election day:

It’s time.