I need a large turkey and ham sandwich on sourdough with pepperjack cheese, mustard, easy on the mayo, lettuce & tomato with pepper & salt, toasted. Please teleport this to me as soon as possible please and thank you

Mister Kitty’s half bengal heritage is very evident with his patterning

My mom is looking at kitchen gadgets and was baffled by the pepper seed core remover and when she mentioned it I was more baffled than her because I was thinking it was for black peppercorns and not bell peppers and wondering why and how the fuck would it work

I’ll be honest, I don’t play that many video games much anymore (although I’m deep diving into P5R years late and have over 150 hours on P5) but I seriously think if my financial situation is better next year I want to get a Steam Machine. I’ve wanted to play PC games but never owned a windows box

I had a cup of coffee and 2 slices of baguette with almond butter and jam in them and now I’m craving waffles what the fuck

Disney wants you to cancel your subscriptions so badly.

🙏🏼

I did not need to know the names of the shit obsessed bear family

jesus, and let me emphasize, *fucking christ*

UPDATE: The Senate votes 53-47 to shoot down the Baldwin amendment to extend ACA funds for 1 year. A party-line vote with every Republican rejecting it.

Send democrats bags of shit instead of money

I mean the only thing I can think of positively coming out of this is the radicalization of more people. Join socialists, folks. Join organizations that help local people. Do not donate to democrats. Do not register as a democrat. They will always betray you and your family and friends.

Reminder: youtu.be/aYUjvI79uGc

I don’t want the Democratic Party to wake up, I want them to be driven into non existence. I want them to become an extinct party. Liberals will always betray the people. They are to the right of ronald fucking reagan and need to be wiped off the map. Starve them. Do not vote for them. No donations.

Since throwing sandwiches is not considered assault, I think it’s high time that throwing rotten tomatoes and eggs at political figures should make a comeback

As always: fuck the democrats. May Schumer and the other worms stub their toes so hard they have aneurisms

Who knows? Maybe a fucking meteor will hit the senate? We can only hope.

Years ago I went with a gal to see a Twilight movie (the one with the baby?) and I drove her crazy how I was questioning the biology of vampires having diamond-like organs and wondering how that would effect things like childbirth etc, and she eventually basically told me to drop it 😅

Lmao this should be endless whenever they go outdoors

Yeah, that’s it all right

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This country needs to be completely destroyed.

Every branch of government is actively trying to kill us

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Ah yes, return of the "My fingernails are too tight" anxiety.

I am fully serious when I say that all billionaires and trillionaires should be composted and their wealth distributed to the masses.

Don't trust a New York Times reporter. Don't talk to a New York Times reporter. They are the most ambitious journalists on the planet and will do anything to get the story their editor wants. The truth doesn't matter to them, only getting the story their editor wants so they can move up.

I want all of these democrats to lay down and fucking die.

I forgot to report the big drama that happened earlier here

I was thinking of changing my banner image to the robot jail pic and then remembered it's one of my favorite photos I've ever taken and I don't think I'll ever change it. Yes that was my cat Rokit in front of my TV. He often was there because it was a plasma screen and emitted a shit ton of heat.

Pipi Longstocking's shitty cousin.

City of Sickos

LOGGING ON

Haha unless

it's godzilla day. it's national sandwich day. it's national godzilla sandwich day

news is awful post a godzilla

New awareness campaign

good game

Actually when does Curling season start because that is the best fucking sport ever

nobody wants to see the commissioner or the owners, ever

Now it’s hockey time (sorry I don’t give a shit about football)

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT

Ooooooof

oh HELL yeah!

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

I decided that I needed to get out on my day off today and went to the Cool Cat Collective in Long Beach and got a couple of zines. I love that place so much. Next month they are doing an art show benefitting cat adoption/rescues and I’m going to do(nate) a couple of paintings for it.

*ahem* YOU’RE WELCOME 😤

An especially good episode of the Blindboy podcast. Time to learn about snails and why there are no more independent bicycle repair shops in many locals pca.st/episode/d2de...

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