roughly 2000-2000,000 AU from the sun lies a theoretical cloud of billions of denim particles. this is known as the Joort Cloud

You were filled with tendrils of grief running over your bones like vines over trellis. Once, you realized you could bind them into the shape of a human, you could use them to move about this world like you were flesh and blood, and not merely the ghost of those losses.

DIANE 11:30 A.M. FEBRUARY 24TH ENTERING THE TOWN OF TWIN PEAKS

It’s food grade, organic, AND kosher? Well, aren’t we posh? <sotto voce> do you have 55 gal drums?

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

the first rule of bluesky is stop being annoying to me right now

if i was a sommelier, i’d call my business Somme Like it Hot or Somme Enchanted Evening or Somme Times You Win & Somme Times You Lose (gotta rethink that one) or Somme Day My Prints Will Come (your wine pairings menus) or

There's a chungus among us.

what are you giving up for soylent

LLMS are giving people who can't write a whole new defense of bad writing.

Stop whatever you’re doing right now and take some time to appreciate this crab

I'm sorry, main character auditions are closed for the day! Everyone still waiting in line should come back tomorrow.

Bedhog

More country singers need to go back to making eldritch deals and less singing about trucks and beers

What I look and sound like trying to explain the relationship lore of Emily in Paris to my wife who’s only seen like one and a half episodes of season two

Solid 🧵 It’s said that we model ourselves to match the people we spend the most time around I’d extend that to say we also model ourselves around the places on the internet where we spend the most time

I was cool for cats and all I got was bitters and a nasty little rash

I can’t imagine what made this honeypotbot come at me auf Deutsch

Orphan Black was not supposed to be a documentary

He look like if somebody was drawing Gargamel from memory

Me to the Internet:

The server complimented me on how prepared I was when ordering my food and coffee. It’s possible to win at ordering and this is a normal thing to want

Doesn't surprise me, really. There's very little social capital to be gained from sharing genAI. Everyone knows how you did it, & that they could do it too, so no one's praised/followed on social media for it. Its like uploading a "How to make yummy burgers!" vid, & the recipe is "Order from BK."

I used to work with a pro golfer who swore by Bosu ball ball squats with a 60kg barbell That’s why I have a theory that sometimes top athletes are successful despite their training programs rather than because of them Not all of them, but definitely some of them

It’s funny, I’ve been away from skiing for 28 years and after reading some forum threads (against my better judgment) I’d forgotten how neurotic ski nerds are about gear, something I’m guilty of too sometimes

“Veen credits a majority of the weight gain to getting sober” Sure, Jan That said, good for him

RIP J. Edgar Hoover you would have loved Heated Rivalry

Evidence of my slowly emerging wisdom: Me watching reels of expert skiers carving on the groomed: Fuck yeah. Goals. Me watching terrain park stunts and backcountry steep and deep reels: Absolutely the fuck not

Basketball shouldn’t have timeouts and instead players should have to frantically do line changes like in hockey, this improves the game by both causing more injuries and also terrifying the front row of fans as 7 foot tall men leap into a tiny folding chair

So they’re throwing HRH Liz under the bus?

Look at this photograph

I get that this is a little Inside Baseball

The only thing worse than a snow shovel with a plastic blade that wears out in two seasons is a snow shovel with an aluminum blade that wears out in two seasons

Miracle (2004)

am i crazy or is this just cunty peter griffin

I had no idea this movie came out back in the before times of 2019 It’s really good, which isn’t easy for film franchise sequels to do

Telling MRA guys that they have “internalized misandry”

Honk and Bonk (Repost because nice light)

Let's try this again 👋 Hi Bluesky - I'm Massachusetts' Attorney General. You might know me from suing President Trump nearly 50 times, beating Uber and Lyft in court, or being the first woman of color elected to statewide office in MA. I officially left X today - help me find my MA people?

A friend stresses the importance of masters athletes having what he calls an “injury warning light ⚠️” on your mental dashboard that tells you “if you don’t back off what you’re doing right now you’re gonna get hurt”

"Welcome to bluesky, if you need anything, just grab it from the supply closet."

Mushrooms turn dead wood into food and medicine which is better than anything any tech start up has ever done

Hey gurl, you can call me an emerging market because I’m not capital-intensive and I’ve got low barriers to entry