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it's me, i'm the raccoon

I think every day of my life about “Real Housewives of the Federation”

i hope that someone gets my i hope that someone gets my i hope that someone gets my hotdog in a bottle, yeah hotdog in a bottle, yeah

While reading the news from Budapest, take a moment to look at this photo of Hungarian-American Bela Lugosi at an antifascist rally in Los Angeles during the war.

"Eddie"

Autocorrect persecutes me like I ran over her daddy with a golf cart

Ugh I can’t with her

Champagne tastes, Kirkland budget

Firstable: colored bumper plates that are mid-colored anger me Red = 25kg/55lbs Blue: = 20kg/44-45lbs The sight of red 45s angers me

Open face Barbacoa and mozzarella sandwiches on homemade bread fried in duck fat and broiled

if you’re friends with someone who wears an ascot, you can’t be mad when you get invited to his dogs birthday party

it is acceptable to wipe your hands on a sleeping relative because they are your napkin

lol kids are now speculating that we should baptize the LLMs by holding them & all their data centers and execs under water for a while to make sure the baptism really STICKS, yknow

NANCY PELOSI: the anarchists may be surreptitiously infiltrating otherwise peaceful protests ANARCHIST: [in full wizard regalia during his Dairy Queen shift] what?

Everyone sharing the Iranian LEGO videos

Yorgos Lanthimos’s When Harry Met Sally

Uwe Boll's Lawrence of Arabia.

Yes, I do have a type. Why do you ask? youtube.com/watch?v=Q1Ic...

cyberpunk has had its run now it's time for cyberska give me robot rudeboys and augmentations that turn your hands into trombones

D.W. Griffith's The Brother from Another Planet.

hydra: seven roller dogs, seven doctor peppers

"but did you consider...." yes i made this one too don't worry.

Mel Brooks' The Last Temptation of Christ

So, I cannot go to Costco unsupervised Lead me not into temptation, for I can find it myself

I was just talking about this happening to one of our biggest vendors “Our sales are down, so we’ll raise our prices to keep our margins whole on the lower volume” Um, I don’t have an MBA or anything but even I can spot the flaw in this plan

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. Maybe get some sleep and try again tomorrow.

I hope this email finds you well, but tbh I'm not heavily invested.

if you think the whole straits of hormuz situation is embarrassing now, just wait until they bring elon in to fix it

Barbacoa tacos

In Space: 1999 Moonbase Alpha has Earth gravity so they clearly have graviton-manipulation technology but their Eagle spacecraft rely on chemical propulsion for maneuvering and takeoff/landing?

it’s not his worst crime but Marilyn Manson should be tried for kickstarting the whole “metal band does an uninspired cover of a pop tune” trend

For those of us who never used all of our Bluesky invite codes before they went away, they should be turned into uninvite codes where we can delete accounts of our choice

I love the feeling when I pull off some sort of graceful way to use a bunch of highly specific leftovers, it’s like the feeling you get when you drop the long piece to clear four lines in Tetris