The polar opposite reactions here to the deaths of Sam Neill and Lindsey Graham are such a reminder that we all have a choice whether to live our lives in a way that brings joy or misery to those around us. I think if you’re remembered fondly as Sam Neill is today, you’ve pretty much won at life.

We will miss Sam Neill, we will miss his sword

i accomplished nothing this weekend mission accomplished

This movie is sweet and charming but it’s real genius lies in casting against type: Awkwafina plays the quiet, dependable sister, and Sandra Oh plays the annoying, flaky one

One of the coolest things that happened in the lower sumo divisions the other day was this 16 y/o amateur rikishi named Kosei facing a 39 y/o rikishi named Amamidake & somehow managing to defeat him with real sumo! Never give up!

Stir fry pork with noodles, onions, and sweet pepper

This feels relevant today

The bunny queen

You could get mad about dead senator discourse *or* you could enjoy this video of sea lions who have retaken an island with a decommissioned lighthouse off the coast of Oregon and now use the staircase as a giant slide.

Me: "I finally have no unread emails in my work inbox!" Zeus: *notes my Hubris from atop Mt Olympus, and prepares a little special something*

*blowing cigarette smoke right in the face of everyone who just woke up to the news* "We already did all the jokes"

People's Reactions To Being Told They Are Eastern European Credit: Dalmatian Mapper Cultural Regions Of Europe According The Germans: brilliantmaps.com/cultural-...

Not exactly beating the allegations [complementary] youtu.be/7TgNkts5aDo?...

Wild Boar — Greek, late 6th century BCE Cast bronze

will i understand she-ra if i haven't watched he-man first

Happy anniversary of that time the post office asked me to provide evidence that my package was not delivered.

This did not disappoint 5/7. Perfect score

You have a cervix?! The thing they nailed Jesus too?!

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

Bluesky during England-Argentina

Looking forward to Argentina vs. Switzerland: Who Holds More Nazi Gold?

There was also discourse (a sales pitch) about how to compete as a masters athlete into your 70s and 80s

There's discourse on fitness internet about how some pro athletes have long careers vs others in other words, someone is selling a "secret" they claim they've learned from "studying" athlete's careers

executive dysfunction is a hell that I wouldn't wish on anyone

CHOCOLATE MUFFINS RECIPE what you must first know is that I had borne a thousand wounds by Fortunato, yet never before this day an insult. He told me my muffins were dry, and I smiled and did not reveal to him my inner tumult, but I resolved in that moment he must die. He had a wea SKIP TO RECIPE

The Cheers theme song was remarkably triumphal for a show about middle-aged barflies

...if you search for this auction date and lot number, another Middle Kingdom hippo emerges. This one’s on display in an English museum, to which it was donated by Robert and Lisa Sainsbury, who bought it at Sotheby’s in London in 1950. sainsburycentre.ac.uk/art-and-obje...

Reminder to update your library card

Rewatching this in preparation for #2

Kids today have lost the fine art of bullshitting a 10 page paper from a single Funk & Wagnalls entry or from reading only the CliffsNotes. 🤣

Ginger beer

This movie was fun, 5/7 perfect score

These AI commercials are so incredibly sad. Jesusfuckingchrist. You need AI to become more human. Literally fuck off.

Being mobbed

🎶 we're living in a powder keg and giving off farts 🎶

[Hunter S Thompson] I had become snarling, feral. By the time I staggered up to the flan place and found it shut I was ready to commit the kind of violence upon property that no person in my state should even consider committing in public. "Flan, goddamit!" I shouted, waving my arms, "I need FLAN!"

I found some ancient beef bones in the freezer, tenderized them in the Instapot, and then added ramen noodles and broth

Saw this as an (intended) insult (from an AI fan) some days back: "A brain-only writer." (amused side-eye) Yes indeed! And some day, when your data-center-fueled crutch fails and leaves you unable to "write" without it? I'll *still* have a brain. Which *you'll* have been taught to forget how to use.