Holiday shopping season at Costco has begun It was an absolute Gong Show today On a Monday afternoon

On Caladan we had sea power Here we will need tortoise power

Genius is seldom recognized in its time

When you're a new vendor who's trying to make a good first impression you need to expect that we will haze you to see what you and your brand are made of If we like you, the good-natured teasing will continue throughout the relationship If we don't like you, you won't be a vendor for long

forum culture is a great introduction to the internet because it teaches you both to be humble, and that no matter how well you think you've designed rules for a community to be fair and transparent, you always need a "no assholes/no bad vibes" exception because someone WILL test every clause

'A House of Dynamite' but it's your uncles trying to deep fry a turkey.

Incredible things are happening on French Bluesky

Nothing exceeds like excess

In keeping with the tech bro trend of naming dystopian technology after nerdy literary references WildGorillaMedia is thrilled to announce our new ‘Everything App’ that merges all social media and AI platforms into one convenient mobile app I present to you: NECRONOMICON

The speed limit is whatever song im listening to

When push comes to shove make sure they have a really long drop behind them.

... unwittingly added by an associate who “copied a section of his draft brief into Microsoft Copilot for purposes of refining it [and] did not notice that a revised portion of the brief generated by Copilot had inserted two new case cites.” Neither he nor the other lawyer who reviewed ... (cont.)

The Pitch: Reboot of Thunderdome but with Mr T and Gary Coleman cast as Master/Blaster, but not in the order you’d expect

UPDATE: ✅All squirrel are named Scooter ✅All magpies are named Len As you were

Happy birthday to Rachel McAdams, born on this day in 1978 in London, Ontario! Rising to fame with Mean Girls and The Notebook, she has earned an Academy Award and Tony nomination, a Gemini Award, a Genie nomination and has a star on Canada's Walk of Fame.

I had forgotten about this until now.

Which reminds me of another amazing bait that I saw in the wild, and its results

Pure of heart, dumb of ass

Horizon Zero Fucks

Hey Siri, play House of Cards by Radiohead

I forgot that at the height of NFT mania I created an OpenSea account to, I’ll be honest, fleece tech bros by selling NFTs of my dumb memes When in Rome, and all Anyway, years of radio silence and now suddenly I’m getting emails? What gives?

InsomniaSky wassup?

If I were a detective I'd tell every new client "I'm on the case....adilla" and then open a briefcase on my desk with a quesadilla inside

It is stew season and I intend to take full advantage Beef stew

In case you wonder where all this comes from

Gurl, you must be a bottle of Apothic Red because you’re thin, tasteless, and just not worth it

This reminds me of my earlier rant about cheap wine vs expensive wine brb

This is another good one, so I'm going to thread some matches you can watch right now: 🧵

I feel that

Steelers victory squirrel!!!

You either die young or live long enough to engage with political pollsters

Part 86 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg Mourning clothes worn by count Magnus Brahe at the funeral of king Karl XIV Johan of Sweden in 1844.

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Joe Stockinger: Powerlifting’s Energizer Bunny barbend.com/powerlifter-...

All you bitches say N O V A ! ! ! youtube.com/watch?v=r42H...

I love everything about this youtube.com/watch?v=OoT2...

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I hope to god you know this smile is just for show youtube.com/watch?v=3bQI...

Getting HRT in the real world: Jumping through endless hoops until you find a Dr that’s both knowledgeable and compassionate 1/2

The Demon Barber of Fleek Street