Alan Wake 5: Alan’s Woke and he has to save his wife’s ghost from the nightmare of capitalism

Alan Wake 4: REM and he has to rescue Michael Stipe from the dungeons of R’lyeh with nothing but a flashlight and his plucky attitude

Alan Wake 3: Alan Sleep now available for preorder

My most “get over it, grandpa” boomer style take is pretty simple. QR code menus on the tables? Who did this? I hate it so much. Pulling out my phone in a restaurant means I’ve lost the game of leaving my house. I don’t want to lose I want to win

If your hyperfixations aren’t from Hyperborea, the fabled lands far north of Greece, they are simply sparkling obsessions

It’s called Beef Wellington because it’s easy to overcook

Update: bro was absolutely stoked to see I’ve gained 15 lbs. take that, eating disorder!

Millennium Puzzle son or Lament Configuration daughter

i wish people would engage with what all the words say nto with how one or two of them make them feel

I named my fists Hunky and Dory because after I attack them the average person will feel just fine (I am neither strong nor fierce)

not to be controversial but quality healthcare should be at a minimum accessible to everyone if not free

If I never post again just know it’s because my Lyft driver got into a screaming argument with his wife on speakerphone while taking me to my psych appointment and decided to end it all for the both of us

Seeing my OCD specialist again today; do you guys think I should tell him I quit another job

High concept Ghost Dog sequel titled Jim Jarmusch’s Ghost Dog 2: There’s Real Ghosts in This One

If you can indulge me in some sincere posting, I am truly thankful for any and all of you who follow and interact. This is a community I need and truly am happy to have found it again here. If you like this post, I might get around to telling you specifically why I’m thankful for you sometime here.

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

Thinking about running this bit for our Christmas tree this year

this is the type of gadget a man would use to murder his wife in an episode of Columbo set in 2025

One Piece people hear me out Pete Davidson as Trafalgar Law

just forgot animation existed and reinvented it from first principles. high school graduate

Obligatory “I knew one of the guys from pere ubu, I went to college with his daughter”

"nobody's leaving until every last one of these cans and bottles get recycled"

Read, "They lived through WWII" as "they lived through Wii 2" and so did I it wasn't that bad

Thought to myself “wow I’m glad contamination OCD isn’t one of my subtypes” and then my wife pointed out how many times a day I change my clothes because they might be dirty Why would she do this

I remember when I saw The Appleseed Cast open for Cursive in 2018 and I thought “wow those guys are OLD now” And then I realized, wait a second,

The guy who merc’d those people was apparently a CIA asset vetted by the Trump administration? If I was a tin foil hat man I’d have some fairly reasonable ideas about this

More like Mastadon’t amirite gang

big fan of wizards and the bakshi lord of the rings; and i know @mayor.bsky.social and @mediumhollow.bsky.social did their podcast, talking balkshiball…

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen: Bayside Bayside Bayside Bayside Bayside (my wife’s favorite band is Bayside)

On this most Thankful of Days we must remember to send one up not for the country or the troops or whatever but instead for, uh, professional golfer Fuzzy Zoeller

Found my college poetry journal, it’s titled “The Medium Hollow 12 Step Guide to Depression and Underachieving” Guess I’ll throw myself into a river

Thankful for: Dope wife Ugly cat I pull off bald pretty well? Not dead Could take or leave: 3.5 months sobriety That type of jellyfish that never dies Not thankful for: Teal vs Seafoam discourse My friend that died in 2014 Familial racism apologia

I’m on the Dagny Taggart sleep schedule because I hate myself and I want to try and access the secret 25th hour

Every person you are a fan of you only know exist because they said fuck it and did their projects anyway

The line cook/bartender alliance stands strong against the hostess/server coalition

It appears as though I did not, in fact, hallucinate this movie

East of Eden as directed by Terry Gilliam I think Or Of Mice and Men as directed by Terry Gilliam Or a second pass at a Minecraft movie as directed by (you guessed it!) Terry Gilliam

morbius

Somebody let me know when MtG Universes Beyond adds a Wheel of Time set

Reactivating a Twitter account but just so I can ask Grok if I’m going to heaven

Noam Chompsky and it’s because epstein and his pals said he’s a biter

Had a league of legends dream; the jungle calls to me

Now this is what an industry plant looks like

Stealing someone’s DoorDash off their porch isn’t a crime it’s an educational service

Golf should be mini-golf

I don’t care about Magic the Gathering but Shivam tricks me into thinking I do every time I tune in to his podcast. I imagine it hits even better if you come in already predisposed to liking the content Anyway check out Casual Magic with Shivam Bhatt

“Pokemon stopped being good after red and blue” people are dumb, annoying and wrong Except about this guy. To this day I’m heartbroken we gave him up in favor of the shiny plastic one we have now

You mean to tell me there were dudes in that horse? -King Priam, probably