about to listen the shit out of some late beethoven

I grew up going to Zabar's. So many of my childhood memories center around the best lox in NYC (which is saying something). With Saul Zabar's passing today, the Upper West Side has lost a legend who turned his parent's humble store into a culinary institution.

i wonder where this trade group got its information that trump had disavowed project 2025.

"So you think Goebbels hated the jews? Did you ever stop to think that maybe the jews hated him?"

the real giveaway that skeeter likes kant is that he says "honk honk" all the time.

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

I think the reason for this is pretty straightforward: the largest cohort of cross-pressured swing voters in the United States are people who are cross-pressured because they are secular but racist

man, i just can't get over how delicious hot dogs are. it's fucking haunting.

Cancel the Bezos Washington Post. Its paywall is hard enough that few people who don’t subscribe read it. So canceling your subscription really does have an effect.

BARF

why is anybody eating crackers out of a barrel? put your crackers somewhere normal.

Zohran Mamdani being *more* popular among NYC Jews than among NYC voters as a whole is a wild fact, and completely belies much of the national narrative surrounding his candidacy. The people in the national media who talk a lot about antisemitism are often not listening to actual Jews.

Finally, a retirement plan I can afford

I was a federal government Ethics Counselor for a while when I was an attorney. You’re absolutely incorrect about this in both your conceptual definition and in legal terms as well. It violates the law because the appearance of impropriety is enough to trigger it. 5 CFR sec 2635(b)(4) & (b)(14).

gonna have a sardine sandwich for lunch

i wish all of you would stop putting bill pancil all over my timeline. that dude is such a herb.

I want you (she's so heavy) don't let me down long, long, long i'll get you within you without you day tripper sexy sadie dear prudence all you need is love hey jude

but if we get self-driving taxis, who is friedman going to interview for his shitty columns?

i feel like the catholic church would get a billion converts overnight if there were a Pope Pizaballa. the roman church imperils its future by refusing to elect Pope Pizzaballa.

if cardinal pizzaballa becomes pope, i hope his papal name is something pizza-related. like Pope Quattro-Formaggi

say what you will about republicans, but they're like the harlem globetrotters of securities fraud

think I'm gonna make chicken paprikash with spaetzle for dinner

The skeleton key to understanding reactionary conservatism is quite simple: they are scared, all the time, of everything.

To be fair, one man technically does not have this kind of power; he has it only because he has the support of an entire political party and its movement

gonna have some hot dogs for dinner

recent developments in posts I hate: “if this dead rock star was alive today their politics would be bad”

i am obsessed with this video. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJpw...

the only good billionaire is a billionaire from the year 2400, when the currency is so debased that a billion dollars is only worth twenty-five cents.

i think people who think gabriel-era genesis sound dramatically different from post-gabriel genesis are mostly delusional

If you still need to share a link to a tweet, but don't want to send people to Musk's cesspool - replace "x" with "xcancel" in the tweet link. For example x.com/dril/status/... becomes xcancel.com/dril/status/... People will still see the tweet, but without going to Twitter.

i wish somebody would just leak the pee tape already.

Caring about IQ is a reliable marker of a dumb guy.

At last we have someone who knows how to communicate with the average voter.

Good morning!

leopold bloom

for some reason, "TRUMP TAKE EGG" isn't really working for me. maybe instead, "WHY NO EGG? TRUMP" or "TRUMP REASON EGG BIG MONEY"? I don't know. I'm just spitballing I guess.

i am going to make a tuna melt for lunch

will the IRS exist by april? is there any point in filing a tax return?

not going to learn any trump admin names this time around. just Mean Blonde #12, Guy Who Looks Like He Killed Someone Drunk Driving A Boat, Big Pink Head, etc

i think beethoven has the best romantic violin concerto. brahms is a solid runner up, or maybe tchaikovsky on certain days. i guess this makes me basic.

what's your best advice for starting a discipline?

gonna have dino nuggies for dinner tonight

had some hot dogs for lunch

standing athwart history yelling "stop" has never actually worked—but maybe it will if *I* do it....

the less it snows, the worse people get with snow removal.

We are so stupid it rocks