*kisses fingers*

these are cute

This notion that the Knicks won is mostly an online phenomenon; people frying their brains on social media. The "title" certainly isn't based in material conditions, it's a vibes-championship.

Post a poster you used to have hanging on your wall.

this is incredible

🐑 fan tourism 🐑

if Allbirds is becoming an AI company, then maybe i should become an AI company. should i become an AI company?

gotta love a deep-ass lake

really striking how race science freaks seem to spend their every moment crowing about how superior they are versus actually doing anything socially useful that would demonstrate it.

spinnin' some mahler, like a badass

gonna make some spaghetti and clams for dinner

truly a golden age for alliterative slogans

no shade on anyone reading this but he's the best journalist currently working on anything anywhere

think I'm gonna go out and pick up a 20-oz. bottle of Diet Dr Pepper

i wonder if beethoven would have been into looksmaxxing

Open borders create more safety than closed ones, and most of the benefits of safety are downriver from being the sort of people who keep their borders open, thereby avoiding the terrible dangers inherent to being the sort of people who would keep their borders closed.

I think it’s time for Democratic leaders to start saying “if you’re a pilot or ground crew involved in a deportation that was stayed by a judge, you’ll be held criminally liable for human trafficking.” Everyone involved in these flights should have that fear in the back of their minds.

My theory remains that the public only cares about immigration because Rupert Murdoch cares about immigration and if he didn’t run the immigrant crime family of networks and newspapers people would rightly look at you like you’re crazy if you said the US should treat its border like the Berlin Wall

coulda said this shit from home. it's literally true. hope a pigeon shits in his mouth.

“abolish ICE” was always the correct position

here's congestion pricing's birth chart. happy birthday queen (capricorn sun / pisces moon / libra rising)

My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular

The people who profited most from the cancel culture/free speech panic were less interested in actual freedom of speech than establishing their own control over public discourse. You don't even have to take my word for it. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

Happy Beethoven's Birthday to all who celebrate

the velvet underground's "white light/white heat" is my favorite album that gives me a splitting headache every time i listen to it.

Klingon teenager: the prom theme should be a Warriors Prom! Vulcan teenager: no. It should be “logic under the sea” Ferengi 40 year old: wassssup

Klingon teenager: welcome to the OC b’Itch

help me settle a bet—is "Round and Round" by Ratt an "oldie" or "great american songbook"?

Abolish the Senate. I am absolutely dead serious.

bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass

you are really obnoxious

zen buddhists for mamdani

about to listen the shit out of some late beethoven

I grew up going to Zabar's. So many of my childhood memories center around the best lox in NYC (which is saying something). With Saul Zabar's passing today, the Upper West Side has lost a legend who turned his parent's humble store into a culinary institution.

i wonder where this trade group got its information that trump had disavowed project 2025.

"So you think Goebbels hated the jews? Did you ever stop to think that maybe the jews hated him?"

the real giveaway that skeeter likes kant is that he says "honk honk" all the time.

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

I think the reason for this is pretty straightforward: the largest cohort of cross-pressured swing voters in the United States are people who are cross-pressured because they are secular but racist

No problem, man. Just give someone else the money and they can do it!

man, i just can't get over how delicious hot dogs are. it's fucking haunting.

Cancel the Bezos Washington Post. Its paywall is hard enough that few people who don’t subscribe read it. So canceling your subscription really does have an effect.

BARF

why is anybody eating crackers out of a barrel? put your crackers somewhere normal.

Zohran Mamdani being *more* popular among NYC Jews than among NYC voters as a whole is a wild fact, and completely belies much of the national narrative surrounding his candidacy. The people in the national media who talk a lot about antisemitism are often not listening to actual Jews.

I was a federal government Ethics Counselor for a while when I was an attorney. You’re absolutely incorrect about this in both your conceptual definition and in legal terms as well. It violates the law because the appearance of impropriety is enough to trigger it. 5 CFR sec 2635(b)(4) & (b)(14).