I always share black cats

They're shutting down airports because the government doesn't want to pay to maintain a functional government. Please make it make fucking sense. 🙃

This is such a relatable feeling for things I'm a nerd about

Jurors Find Sandwich Hurler Not Guilty of Assault - finally a.decent headline in the New York Times.

"did women ruin the workplace?" No. fuck off. get in sea.

😭

Cassie did the work, and wrote a long form post reminding us of a weird feeling we had half forgotten - hope. I really enjoyed reading it, and I think you might too. Long form hope is pretty cool.

redmonk beers at kubecon next tuesday in atlanta. come hang out with nice people. it's a lovely community. luma.com/redmonk-beer...

Savouring delicious down ballot wins.

McSweeney: One more heave to the far right can fix this

Overhearing my wife haranguing herself for spending too long in the shower. "Stop standing around in hot water! You don't have bloody time for this!" Relatable

I think this may top Enigma

Just followed @alomshaha.bsky.social and @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social because their banter is top notch.

You won't see a worse joke today

Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.

Good morning skitches!

Shoot it in my veins

TRANSITION CO-CHAIR LINA KHAN!?!?!??!

👀 I love @sailorrooscout.bsky.social so much for so often being the bearer of incredible news.

Let people be

being on the back foot makes for very different calculus

i always share black cats

bro makes his own reality by actually listening to people.

fuck sake stop saying robots have self awareness.

It's a great book

Sorry, "Teen Vogue will focus on 'career development, cultural leadership and other issues that matter most to young people.' " As we all know, politics does not matter to young people, especially young female people. That's why they are all so apathetic.

well I for one am shocked that "every aspect of your life gets worse forever and also look at my marble bathroom" did not turn out to be a winning election strategy

Big mood

Good morning skitches!

Fucking yessssssssss

Yesssssssss! My goat.

Just went in to check in on my daughter after a couple of days away and she woke up, said hey, and gave me a kiss and said she loved me so, honestly, there couldn't possibly be a better end to my day. Good night everyone.

This is lovely.

I love everything about this

I love everything about this

I am having a public transport nightmare getting home from the airport, but also I am in a state of grace, and being intentional about it. So I will sit here calmly and wait.

I believe I have said this before, but @rstephens.me is a higher order human. Not only is she intellectually brilliant, but she is also a compassionate and caring person.

If you're a journalist and your article begins "I asked ChatGPT the answer to a straightforward question" then I don't know what to tell you.

Hoping a blowout turnout is good, not bad 🤞🏻

@catbus?

💀

Some people do not have aura

If mamdani has the NYPD then I just don't understand what's happening any more.

It's a launch day at @redmonk.com! My colleague @monkchips.com, along with his lovely coauthors @kimmykimkimber.bsky.social @wiredferret.bsky.social & @azimman.bsky.social have released their Progressive Delivery book into the world! Let me tell you about their book! redmonk.com/rstephens/20...

Being emcee for a conference is tiring even when it's not your conference. That's a wrap. Heading to the airport.

I was lucky enough to get an early copy at Monktoberfest. You absolutely should grab a copy and read what @azimman.bsky.social @wiredferret.bsky.social and @monkchips.com have written.

Facts

Figured this would be the skeet.

First talk at this conference to address the sustainability aspects of AI. @nearestnabors.com telling us we should rethink and resize and use smaller models where we can. prototype big, deploy small.