Comedy is Legal Again

insane psa from 1989, ripped from a broadcast on WLBZ in Bangor, Maine

Ultimately I believe that literally nobody deserves eternal ANYthing, let alone torture. But I too am sometimes tempted by savage retribution

What happens when a guy who desperately wants to be a troop builds a house in a place called, quite literally, The Great Dismal Swamp. Well. That's called Groverhaus Links: anchor.fm/s/100398374/... open.spotify.com/show/3gUsKVL...

NEW EPISODE: DIY & Hobbies > Heating basement pool. aka: The moldy electrocution pool in my frat house, i'm a very tough guy on the internet Show Links Below:

Made a poster for Backrooms but Clark decided to sell all that extra furniture

"You know all that money Obsession and Backrooms just made? We don't want that. We'll just dump our films into our giant stream-vat where they can be ignored and forgotten."

“Every time I see a video on Instagram that’s like, ‘Hollywood is cooked,’ what follows is the most stupid dog sh*t I’ve ever seen in my life. And if your instinct is to use AI and not go through that process. You shouldn’t be a writer. Because you’re not writing.” -Seth Rogen #cannes

finally watching the melania movie rn. pray for me. running tally of artists who licensed their music to this piece of shit 🧵 1. Gimme Shelter - The Rolling Stones 2. Billie Jean - The estate of Michael Jackson

me when I'm paid to be a technical advisor on a platform with millions of active users

How many fucking “godfathers of AI” are there, and why do none of them talk about the actual realities of LLMs? Grifters galore

Tonight an entire civilization died in my sub feed! Tried to ask nicely, but fools are relentless. Unsubscribing is the only way to remove the bullshit from my feed. @somemorenews.bsky.social

Getting a little freaked out about food supplies and the war with Iran, so I wrote a chill guide to prepping: open.substack.com/pub/houseofm...

For only 3,00 dollars, you too can own this sassy chest of drawers and scare yourself shitless catching a periphery glimpse of it in a dark room on a daily basis!

Working on next week’s free newsletter: I will never respect a website.

Someone in The Bad Place asked, "what age did you first learn of gay?", and I genuinely don't remember. I remember at 10 or 11, my dad calling G.E. Smith gay, and then I wrote a letter to him asking (amongst other insane things) if he was really gay. This will surprise you, but he did not write back

Something Smells Good in Stinkville, part 1. SNL S19E17 Kelsey Grammer with Dwight Yoakem

the hot take you were waiting for: paul ossola's contribution to the snl band is underrated. always liked his flourish (01:41) in the closing theme

BTW I prefer the horizontal over the vertical of the web version. plus it's better as 15 seconds.

it's time for 🎷

@somemorenews.bsky.social just a quick note, about the time for the upcoming live stream: We're currently in Daylight time, not Standard, so it should read PDT. See you Tuesday!

potato-free version

Same.

Every time I see him and hear him speak, this is kind of what I picture!! A giant slimeball and his sycophants. 🤣🤣🤣 #cartoon #politicalcartoon #politics #political #satire #funny #funnybuttrue #SCOTUS #tarrifs #stateoftheunion #Drumpf #starwars #JabbaTheHutt #ArtYear #bskyart #art

This guy gets it.

re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2

Reading this thread took a weird turn. OP replies to someone posting source & says that wasn't *their* source. Then there were 5 hidden replies—all marked "Rude"—which were all perfectly innocuous, & mostly talking of sources. This upset OP so much so they turned off replies. Bsky Brain is real

cackling

So it was always just as simple as, we could have climate justice or a welfare program for a small network of pedophiles, healthcare or a welfare program for a small network of pedophiles, no nazi surveillance state or a welfare program for a small network of pedophiles, affordable housing or a welf

elon musk: jeffery i heard your parties are so crazy on pedo island i would love to do sex crimes there epstein: ellen muck helo. Yuo can come. By i guess i promplaby wo’nt be around ok by

You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.

Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...

"Someone call an ambulance!!" yells woman holding a phone

Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗

The absolute blast of ENERGY that the band brings with the opening theme of this era... had to be wild to see live in studio. Just look at gray shirt guy on the floor "dancing" in his seat, surfing that wave up close. Dude's been living in my head for 20+ years. If you can, play with real speakers.

Wish more people would use this site more xcancel.com/nickschifrin...

Didn’t believe this was true but have checked and am told it was sent to the Norwegian government yesterday.

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

I don't know if most Americans know about Stars and Stripes. It is (or WAS) an independently-run newspaper distributed to the US military, mainly focused on military topics. And they often speak truth to power, which, surprise! the current administration does not like.

The *shade* Stars and Stripes is throwing with *journalism* www.stripes.com/theaters/us/...

Tel Aviv lawyer Nathan Shaked, 37, became a celebrity earlier this year when, already holder of the “Mr Gay Israel” title, he became “International Mr Gay”.

they and oscars need to cut the shit, and just make two drama categories: Best Drama Nobody Will Watch More Than Once and Best Fun Drama. Because the latter is all that was in the "Musical or Comedy" category

I was wondering who the photographer was and if they got the shot. Photo from Christopher Katsarov for Reuters. Best version I could find, and no fake watermark. Beautiful capture <3

lmaooooooo alt text: a high quality image of a dumb loser ice agent, wearing stupid cosplay army gear, on his ass right after slipping and eating shit on Minnesota ice. now that's what i call "Minnesota NICE!"

Bizarre "commercial" for Leonard J. Crabs, very real lawyer for Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka and Something Awful LLC. Probably October 2008???

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.