We need to build a wall around America and cut off their access to the internet, I genuinely cannot be fucked with these halfwits anymore

sorry to be a killjoy but if I’d had the misfortune of being fully conscious in the 90s, having to hear the spice girls regularly would have actually made me go postal

listening to fotr on audiobook in public is so dangerous. merry currently telling frodo that frodo’s not going anywhere without the boys 🥲

"blowing up the chantry wasn't an act of terror- it was an act of liberation"

anders dragon age: I’m sorry for the inconvenience caused by the destruction of the Kirkwall Chantry. 💥 I understand this may have negatively affected your experience with organized religion, city infrastructure, and general peace in Thedas. Let’s do better — together.

as ever: stop paying your license fees! there is not a single person at the BBC deserving of employment. not one.

The Iranian girls’ school was hit by a US tomahawk cruise missile. NPR has confirmed the footage.

the reason tolkien fucks is that I could spend about an hour talking about the significance of this one sentence and still not even get to the heart of it

The messengers from Minas Tirith bearing the Red Arrow arrive in Dunharrow and present it to King Théoden. He answers: ‘Say to Denethor that in this hour the King of the Mark himself will come down to the land of Gondor, though maybe he will not ride back.’

suddenly i care a lot about international baseball

Why does “Israel gets shelled” have to be limited to a baseball headline

what the hell is natural sunlight

Maybe they relied on AI to pick targets. But they bombed the school twice, hitting it again 40 minutes after the initial strike, in order to kill survivors and first responders. The mere *existence* of AI means no one has to be held responsible for this crime against humanity

brother i just got rejected from a job at kfc, im going to [redacted so i wont be sectioned]

no they won’t??? it’s insanely easy to explain, do you people ever read anything that’s not the equivalent of children’s books for intellectually-deficient adults? jesus christ

spotted a dog committing certain deeds in the shared tenement patio

doing nazi conversion therapy in an entire country just because wes streeting’s mum was too fucking stupid and selfish to follow through on her abortion

some of the stuff in here, man… I am ready to make a diagnosis (one of us! one of us!) www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/eW9h...

Is this council fucking serious with this one www.heraldscotland.com/news/2591681...

not gonna lie, this is also what it’s like talking to current-day Labour Party members

“my favourite quote by a woman is actually by a man.” fantastic. thank you for your contributions to feminism, i hope you feel very happy and at home with yourself

“All bad things in Middle-earth came from Valinor” - Connor, hitting the wokest shit ever said in this flat

David Lowery’s Beren & Luthien

This woman is cool as shit already, and then you find out she could staff an entire jazz quintet herself (plays piano, guitar, bass guitar, drums, and trumpet). Excuse me??

can’t believe the 10,000 year old crypt dodgers who thought being insanely right wing about everything was the right route to independence couldn’t keep a party alive. i’m shocked, I tell you, shocked!

“All my abusers are British” is a fucking all-timer of a placard - if that’s your sign, I love you and want to buy you as many pints as you’ll have

War crime upon war crime upon war crime

Right, lightly doxxing myself here but - I’ll be running the 5K at the Edinburgh Marathon to raise money for the Scottish Refugee Council! Any support you can provide would be very, very much appreciated - these folks are absolute heroes, especially now. www.justgiving.com/page/emily-e...

On International Women’s Day, we reflect on the importance of solidarity between women🩷 For over a decade, the conversation around trans rights has been used to divide women who would otherwise stand together. This weakens our ability to challenge the real sources of inequality, misogyny & violence

surely it should be possible to homebrew a bluetooth speaker “listen everywhere” setup. and yet i am too stupid to find anything about it on google

the other thing about mr timmy “i’m only french when it lets me spread chlamydia faster” c is that he implies he COULD have danced or sung opera if it wasn’t beneath him, but - he can’t even fucking act! what’s really funny is that there is a young actor who could probs opt in: tom holland

congrats to shane madej on having a spouse who is funnier than him. a blessing

my adhd is worse than yours so let me say this in no uncertain terms: shut da fuck up

With the battle over, Faramir now question Frodo, who learns for the first time that Boromir is dead. Frodo fears the whole Company may have been killed. But Faramir asks: ‘who arrayed Boromir as for a funeral?’ Faramir decides to take Frodo and Sam with him to Henneth Annûn.

regrettably Mike was the hottest monkee by a country mile

cannae park there m8

malo mart – the legend of zelda: twilight princess original soundtrack

I got a 1 ml sample of initio’s narcotic delight a few months ago which I’ve only just tried and hoo lordy. smell good

applying for visas in the U.K. is such a thoroughly degrading experience. tell me why i’m being told to prove my English fluency by a form that describes itself as an “application forum”

about to demolish a punnet of grapes for breakfast like some kind of degenerate roman emperor. then im gonna spend the rest of the day indoors because i am b-roke

ryan murphy just straight up hates women, i’m so sick of having to hear about him and his awful tv shows - and they are irredeemably bad! you should not feel good if you watch them!

I want the record to show that ive always known that Timmy C is a little fucker

STATEMENT 1/ Last night, the Metropolitan Police raided the Westminster Quaker Meeting house – again. This time, they targeted Take Back Power's direct action training. There were 15 arrests.

Right, lightly doxxing myself here but - I’ll be running the 5K at the Edinburgh Marathon to raise money for the Scottish Refugee Council! Any support you can provide would be very, very much appreciated - these folks are absolute heroes, especially now. www.justgiving.com/page/emily-e...

I find the relationship dynamics implied by statements like this so strange. You had NO idea what your husband was up to at all? I can’t even sneeze in my flat without my fiancé hearing it - the thought of hiding a whole spying op is fucking laughable

We've just learned that the person at the MHRA whose letter caused Wes 'I follow the clinical evidence' Streeting to cancel the puberty blockers trial is Professor Jacob George, the GC who enjoyed mocking trans people on his social media account. Why did Wes Streeting cover up his name?

this stuff with this SNP candidate stepping down over some rubbish about her getting too much in disability is why I will NEVER trust the snp. she’s fucking disabled!!! why is it her responsibility to tell the government what amount of benefits she’s owed? we pay civil servants for that!

it’s international working women’s day, by the way, not “international women’s day sponsored by international women’s day ltd”, and the soviets started and it belongs to the women who can find their spine the other 364 days of the year, not the bloody linkedin influencers

🗣️ fuck the lakers