applying for visas in the U.K. is such a thoroughly degrading experience. tell me why i’m being told to prove my English fluency by a form that describes itself as an “application forum”

about to demolish a punnet of grapes for breakfast like some kind of degenerate roman emperor. then im gonna spend the rest of the day indoors because i am b-roke

ryan murphy just straight up hates women, i’m so sick of having to hear about him and his awful tv shows - and they are irredeemably bad! you should not feel good if you watch them!

I want the record to show that ive always known that Timmy C is a little fucker

STATEMENT 1/ Last night, the Metropolitan Police raided the Westminster Quaker Meeting house – again. This time, they targeted Take Back Power's direct action training. There were 15 arrests.

Right, lightly doxxing myself here but - I’ll be running the 5K at the Edinburgh Marathon to raise money for the Scottish Refugee Council! Any support you can provide would be very, very much appreciated - these folks are absolute heroes, especially now. www.justgiving.com/page/emily-e...

I find the relationship dynamics implied by statements like this so strange. You had NO idea what your husband was up to at all? I can’t even sneeze in my flat without my fiancé hearing it - the thought of hiding a whole spying op is fucking laughable

We've just learned that the person at the MHRA whose letter caused Wes 'I follow the clinical evidence' Streeting to cancel the puberty blockers trial is Professor Jacob George, the GC who enjoyed mocking trans people on his social media account. Why did Wes Streeting cover up his name?

this stuff with this SNP candidate stepping down over some rubbish about her getting too much in disability is why I will NEVER trust the snp. she’s fucking disabled!!! why is it her responsibility to tell the government what amount of benefits she’s owed? we pay civil servants for that!

it’s international working women’s day, by the way, not “international women’s day sponsored by international women’s day ltd”, and the soviets started and it belongs to the women who can find their spine the other 364 days of the year, not the bloody linkedin influencers

🗣️ fuck the lakers

oh boy can sam raimi still fucking cook

it’s crazy how my soon to be husband is the smartest, kindest man on earth. like that’s crazy work lmao that shouldn’t be legal

prosecutors seem bad imo

I’d cry over this but I’m pretty sure Keir Starmer distils human tears to feed his alcoholism, and I can’t be party to that. so. 👍

ok so that’s confirmed the UK government are rug pulling my ILR and citizenship from me at the ten year mark. so that’s another 3 years and £3-£7,000. if you voted for Labour i hope you never sleep again 👍

Merry greets King Théoden at the ruined gates: ‘Welcome, my lords, to Isengard!’ Gandalf leads the king away to meet the Ents. Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli sit down with Merry and Pippin. They share lunch, stories, and a welcome smoke of Longbottom Leaf (for all but the Elf).

Have finally found a news source for this www.mylondon.news/news/uk-worl...

Reportedly Goldspring told the defendant: "you were being obnoxious towards the police because somehow you see them as the enemy." Somehow....

A Palestine solidarity campaigner has been convicted under POA s.5 for calling a police officer a "fucking terrorist" at a Defend Our Juries protest in Parliament Square last year. Incredibly, Chief Magistrate Paul Goldspring is considering a prison sentence at a hearing scheduled for 1 April

ethiopian script is so fucking COOL, man. we’ve got some ethiopian jazz set on while we work (while i game) and the script occasionally pops up on screen and damn…. ge’ez rocks

extremely cool to see queer american tourists come onto forums meant for locals to bitch that pride marches in scotland are political, then, when pushed on that, insist that just partying while gay in the US is a “protest.” no it fucking isn’t, and if you don’t like pride - stay home!

I wrote about how the US and Israel carried out an attack on an Iranian girls school on par with the OKC bombing and US media relegated it to a back page story. No stand alone evening news segments, no front page stories, it made A11 in the NYT then everyone moved on.

ok but gemini putting a target on the back of google’s CEO is admittedly fucking hilarious

sorry I don’t think we’re making enough of the fact that joani reid appears to have married a very large baby

it’s so funny how fucking self-defeating farmers are… like literally everywhere. encountering a British farmer is like encountering a toddler holding a gun directly at their skull insisting it’s their right to pull the trigger. appears yank farmers are the same!

The flooding of Isengard is complete. The Ents start removing their dams and returning the waters of the Isen to its course. In the darkness, the fortress is now silent—Merry and Pippin hear only the distant howling of wolves.

playing timberborn

seems good

vveni vvidi vveegie

Helps you code though, so hard to tell if it’s good or bad.

have we all seen the francis ford coppola criterion closet video? have we done this? it might be the funniest thing i have ever seen

look im allowed to say this because im on a cocktail of psych meds that would kill a roman cavalry but this broad got a look in her eyes that says “ted bundy would fear me”

reapplying perfume midway through the day to feel chic while putting in for yet another barback job that will inevitably auto reject me. it’s called fashion, bitch

look it’s not JUST because im day drunk but man, quitting my shit ass soul crushing anti-human tech career really has solved an incredible number of my problems

what my unemployed ass is hearing is there’s a job opening

clown ass country

She is actually the fucking devil, what a cunt www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

As Théoden reaches the Dike, Erkenbrand and a thousand soldiers of the Westfold pour over the western ridge, with Gandalf bright upon Shadowfax. The Orcs waver then flee in the only direction left—into the dark Huorn-wood that, to their dismay and terror, now stands behind them.

ok so I finally saw the elephant man for the first time this weekend and we’ve just rewatched the post modern Prometheus from the x files and hoo boy. that episode hits way harder now, a feat I did not hitherto think possible

just fucking cackled. read mao’s little red book next bb

you are not prepared for the soundtrack

when the red army choir marsellaise comes on shuffle

being visually impaired is so crazy because often you can tell that a certain type of british middle class woman wants to scold me for being impolite for not making full eye contact but can’t quite tell if they’re allowed to or not

mackerel salad (mackies, kewpie mayo, capers, lemon, Dijon mustard, cracked black pepp + paprika) and super thick oatcakes for lunch. life is good

One thing every American has in common is the need to get told they're good people by those they kill and exploit. Have you considered bombing you is the only way they could afford foodstamps for their cousin's dog's sister?

“I can’t believe the crusading army I joined to go do crusades in the holy land might have something churchy about it,” I say, officially becoming the highest IQ troop the US has ever had

my kingdom for a little window box to grow various chives in…. garlic chives, onion chives….. chive on

bruce campbell has incurable cancer…. jesus christ the world is really kicking the shit out of humanity rn