TOM CARDY in vox machina???? lmaoooo

this is actually fucking hilarious lmao

they absolutely deserve each other. I cannot stress this enough. they deserve each other so, so much

fucking hell lady haven’t you hit your life expectancy yet

really, really brave for going into work today even though my tummy hurts :(

this is just crushing a beautiful tribute www.theplayerstribune.com/yan-diomande...

hang on why did nobody tell me zach cregger’s doing a resident evil

anyways the only people that can’t be scottish are outlander fan americans and jk rowling. everyone else, your loving nation awaits

another day, another american insinuating that it’s impossible to be a non-white brit. crazy that this is, in fact, NOT elon musk i’m talking about here but someone with their pronouns and a land recognition in their bio

HUH?

let them burn

the last time croatia played england at the world cup was the day of me and connor’s first date 🥰

i’m not being funny but how badly stocked are bars everywhere else in the world that this is true like

Absolute scenes at the fan park in Lisbon when they equalised

just done another 15-miler am absolutely fucking broken lmao

a lot more revealed about the mother here than the son, tbh

“I am comically and evilly rich lol”

sunny nighttime bartending does make me wish i still smoked. lmao fucking hell kids do NOT give in to big baccy it’ll fuck you up for liiiiiiiife

it’s also really funny because it’s a VERY ageing population where the bulk of the aged hate their own children and also hate immigrants working in the caring system. can’t wait to see what happens when the boomers all hit retirement and have no one to wipe their asses for them!

not banning tumblr is funny shit too

“We’re giving children their childhoods back - and for more on that, please listen to my close personal friend, Peter Mandelson.”

so a 40 year old can have sex with a 16 year old but a 16 year old can’t send a video to another 16 year old. galaxy brain shit off britain’s cleverest lawyer

ok humza yousaf posting a stop the count joke really got me lmao

man holy shit the entire southside has erupted, we can hear it from every angle

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

SCOTLAND WINS THAT'S 3 POINTS FOR SCOTLAND IN THEIR 1ST WORLD CUP MATCH IN 28 YEARS

TOP OF THE GROUP! SCOTLAND ON TOP!

i have now been awake for 24 hours. if you need me i’ll be cheering on a brick wall

hot pies passed round, i could fucking die

SCOTLAAAAAAAAAAND

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

getting ejected from the pub for screaming “this is for darien” at a map that is definitely NOT haiti

but we can still rise now!

guitarist at the pub we’re in has whipped out 500 miles already lmao. 70 minutes to go!

Saibari scores for Morocco, it's 1-0

if morocco even get a single goal in, six year old me will be so healed i will never feel sad ever again

brazil are the okc of the fifa world cup bye

vive le maroc

i had a mental breakdown at my last job because i worked with one (1) person like this, and they were not the trillionaire boer controlling all of mankind

just had a bunch of butchers apron-draped pricks point at me on rose st and yell “stop the boats”. i’m assuming this is because of my scotland too and not because they’ve perfected race science such that they can tell white from white british but still. unpleasant!

I mean for god’s sake, the Lord of the Rings is one of the best selling books of all time - presumably if long ass paragraphs and changeable, sophisticated prose were an accessibility problem that wouldn’t be true?

Illiteracy and a lack of interest in challenging one's self is not an accessibility issue except in its connection to lack of access to decent education.

there was like a full pipe and drum band at edinburgh airport and im not being fucking funny but why does a country that loves drinking (and therefore perennially has hangovers) invent the fucking bagpipe. what cunt-!

I mean fëanor was just fucking right lmao

i’m sorry but if you invested in spacex you should be fucking sectioned. not a single person facing the brunt of capitalist psychiatric deserves it more than any fucking mouthbreather who gave money to the degenerate boer

'A monitoring group repeatedly warned the Police Service of Northern Ireland over the past eight months that anti-immigration activists were circulating the addresses of properties that were targeted in this week’s Belfast riots.’ theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

NEW: An Israeli private influence firm is suspected of meddling in elections in Scotland and New York City as part of a wider global interference operation, according to France’s state disinformation watchdog Read here: www.thenational.scot/news/2...

stuck at the airport with the tartan army. lord forgive me my sins i do not deserve this punishment

I’ll shade this man! I can’t take my soon to be husband to the country of my birth because it’s run by degenerate Hitlerites but this guy gets to go for a jolly for shits and giggles? How many concentration camps will he walk by “raising” awareness? And then just get to fuck off home at the end!

fucking WHAT???