There’s so much political power flowing from the barrels of this thing

Miss Blue Sky make private accounts. NOW

why did people find the ploopy knob post again lmao

The Ploopy Knob is an open-source control dial for your PC.

LIVE on the scrench stream Devon, Pandora and I play lego party for the next 2 hours. I expect us all to be very sane. Click here!

They’re forcing me to post this watch out

It's important to make art for your wibe

Upside down smiley face I'm afraid, god dammit.

Haven’t seen a James Somerton vid for a while, wonder what that guy’s up to

The energy wasted by governments and companies trying to keep people from accessing the services we need vastly outweighs the energy it would take to produce sufficient resources that everybody can have what they need.

Finally, a girlfriend who not only understands NL jokes but sends me them of her own accord

That’s my [clearing throat, looking around to get attention] GIRLFRIEND

Lunch date fit

The guy that made those shitty Resident Evil movies?

Hi new followers I am not posting that much because I’m busy kissing other women but everything I do post is the funniest thing ever so enjoy

Did that rhino just order a fucking drink???

cannot believe gerbert actually said this

False alarm gang it was just Chuck Testa

I don't mean to alarm you but there's a leopard feeding on an impala out on my deck

This was meant to be a joke and it's happened again

Ahem: yippeeeee!!!!

Flirting is when you create a Factorio city block idea and she hits you with pull requests on it for feature adjustments

Have you ever thought about how people will have shot a load into a Mr Doodle brand Kleenex

LIVE NOW Devon Josh and I will be playing Bloodshore, an FMV game about influencer battle royale Join us at Scren.ch!

Oh I get to post this again from the same show

It’s late night hot tub I’m afraid

Just re-watched this episode and I don't know why this thing haunted me for so long lmao

Everybody flirting with me, this rules actually

Giving somebody a cute nickname that they love >>>>>>>>

Accidentally had to see a 19 year old’s opinion on kink, almost took it seriously for a second

censorship in hentai is so funny imagine seeing a 20 inch long dick but because there's a 1mm thick black line covering part of the tip you're like "huh, wonder what that is"

sorting misc images on my laptop and

When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool

The AI bubble breaking consensus reality is really good for [redacted by my lawyer] because they can just claim the receipts and videos I have are AI generated

How your email finds me

Handcuffing a redditor to the bottom of my bed so she can show me the good posts

Blue Eyes, White Dragon, Can’t Lose

It fucking owns bones to be sincere about positive feelings, slept on as a way to communicate and like people

My wife doesn’t really know Digimon so I got to spend some time showing her some of the ones that are just sexy women and she’s suddenly much more interested in

What a fucking narc lmao “mister mister you’re in a meme”

Findom instant dom drop regret in action

Falling in best friends all over again with somebody I love, I’m genuinely just so blessed

East block in the front row, fifth from the right

Damn they found a fork in the kitchen???

Easily the scariest feeling on social media

Realising that when I have a day where I exceed my calorie deficit it’s just going to my tits anyway is making me a lot better about food, genuinely

Remember when they ended a Dr Who episode by beating the bad guy with the power of being transgender

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't