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Oh I get to post this again from the same show

It’s late night hot tub I’m afraid

Just re-watched this episode and I don't know why this thing haunted me for so long lmao

Everybody flirting with me, this rules actually

Giving somebody a cute nickname that they love >>>>>>>>

Accidentally had to see a 19 year old’s opinion on kink, almost took it seriously for a second

censorship in hentai is so funny imagine seeing a 20 inch long dick but because there's a 1mm thick black line covering part of the tip you're like "huh, wonder what that is"

sorting misc images on my laptop and

When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool

The AI bubble breaking consensus reality is really good for [redacted by my lawyer] because they can just claim the receipts and videos I have are AI generated

How your email finds me

Handcuffing a redditor to the bottom of my bed so she can show me the good posts

Blue Eyes, White Dragon, Can’t Lose

It fucking owns bones to be sincere about positive feelings, slept on as a way to communicate and like people

My wife doesn’t really know Digimon so I got to spend some time showing her some of the ones that are just sexy women and she’s suddenly much more interested in

What a fucking narc lmao “mister mister you’re in a meme”

Findom instant dom drop regret in action

Falling in best friends all over again with somebody I love, I’m genuinely just so blessed

East block in the front row, fifth from the right

Damn they found a fork in the kitchen???

Easily the scariest feeling on social media

Realising that when I have a day where I exceed my calorie deficit it’s just going to my tits anyway is making me a lot better about food, genuinely

Remember when they ended a Dr Who episode by beating the bad guy with the power of being transgender

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

AVGN when his nonbinary partner leaves and he doesn’t understand why: what were they THINKING?!

I might be cooked chat

Nono, I said I’m a *hornby* slut, come look at my model railway

More nights where I laugh until the tears run down my face and I realise how lucky I am

Guy who calls having sex a two-way

Demonstrating a fun piece of stream tech and the media I had on hand to demonstrate how it worked were Sense8 and the movie Hypnotic, I am a parody of myself sometimes

My big conspiracy is that due to our overall systemic decline in both cultural literacy and actual literacy we have spawned a generation of people who don’t even know how to get horny anymore

“She’s not gonna let you hypnotise her.” She will. She will if I post good enough.

Road to Empress bloopers lined up too good with this

Right, my fellow consorts?

ARCHITECT: Concordantly, while your first question may be the most ligma, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant. NEO: What's ligma? ARCHITECT: Lick my balls. Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Ma-

It actually rules to have friends you can say “I don’t like this opinion I have, let me talk it out and figure out where I’m at and get some input”

Right, my fellow consorts?

Millennial husband in marriage counselling: she used to be so deredere… now she’s just kuudere…

New kys just dropped

You’ve committed a minor infraction of courtly etiquette, you know what that means

Your honour, my client was yanderemoding

Guy who turns a frying pan into a drying pan

Now that I’ve cleared it Digimon Story: Time Stranger gets a hearty recommend from me. If you like SMT or Persona you’ll probably get a kick out of this even if you’re not a Digimon fan. On the whole it’s a neat plot with some twists and turns I really enjoyed, with a satisfying RPG gameplay loop.

I really love streaming but it’s most fun when I have somebody to bounce off of :>

Hitting you over the head with the big GoToSleep hammer

The Simpsons movie should end like Byker Grove did and realising they’re just written characters with no agency or free will other than that imparted upon them by the hand of the writers

Commit TUAH, cherish on that thing