Thinking about giving the urbane radio host a huge dose of mushrooms and hearing him play more and more esoteric records while the production staff try break down the door to the booth

Sorry they called the shop in stellar blade sister's junk i'm dying

In which we learn about our sweet prince, Renchard Omega from I Am Omega. Yes, that's his name, don't look it up. onepoundfilmclub.podbean.com/e/i-am-omega/

utada hikaru is low key the goat of singing songs about how you should walk away because your father got older (???)

Forcefemmed by the Piccolo clothes beam send skeet

if the bible story that lowkey wigged you out most as a kid was samson’s haircut, i hope your transition is going well :)

can't stop thinking about this post. it's the most perfectly annoying amount of money to spend bc it so easily stacks to kick your fucking ass

Hot girl: *flashes her bra* Crowd: *polite applause, one guy cheers* Me: *pulls out a pair of handcuffs* The crowd erupts into wild cheering, screaming their approval, several people faint,

It’s really nice to just be able to,,, make something :>

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All you need to know about Scorpion King 3 is that this guy is gonna squeeze you but listen to the episode anyway www.patreon.com/OnePoundFilm...

Share far and wide please! repost it, send it to your friends, tell your mum about it, whatever. This is my main project and im really happy with it!

Some of you on here

I'm gonna have to be a champion for this RetroShare thing aren't I? It's got chatrooms, email, file sharing, forums, blogs, boards and private messaging all in one app and it isn't hosted by an evil company???

girls will say this to a medicated baddie

maybe the real sixes were the sevens we made along the way

if starmer & co actually think they're going to stop kids scrolling or going to whatever websites they like, they're completely delusional

I'm sorry, was nobody going to tell me that he did "don't mind if I do" fingers when FIFA gave him his stupid peace prize

do you ever think about the fact there was a person who did the cool S for the first time and we'll never know for sure who that was

Things I've noticed since getting on my meds: - I actually experience boredom now, the feeling before was brainfog - Music and podcasts are more interesting - I am not nearly as hungry as I thought I was

Sometimes a bit can be literally nothing but you laugh anyway because you understand the exact thought process that led to the bit and it makes you remember how deeply in love you are with the bitsmith and that emotion can only come out as pure joy

The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, more like the Bumsmellers of Boringbourg I’m afraid

hey what the hell is a comptroller what are they comptrolling

It must feel good as hell to tell someone you'll see them in court

Streamer: Is my audio okay? Statler: No it's terrible, we can still hear you! Both: dohohoho!

You know they got your oomf oomf's on cringe charges, the oomfie you hanging with

average uk garage hit in 2002

Just my opinion but locking in “you’re valid” as an affirmation of identity fucking sucks, I’m not valid, I just fucking *am*

ADHD meds unmatched for completely fixing my brain chemistry, that's some good shit

Once they start filling me with functional I’m gonna be so full of projects

I've been hitting space with hammers again

Computer, show me lesbians

sometimes you have to tank the -60 depression debuff so you can proc the +40 Catharsis you know?

Diversity WIN: Girl is gay

Mechsplo operation getting sucked into a Super Robot Wars game, constantly baffled and infuriated that they keep getting beaten by ace pilots with burning spirit, the power of their friends, a talking bird man at one point, etc

It must suck to work at Penguin Random House; you’re trying to pitch your novel and they keep handing you a fucking spork

Learning that Graham Linehan streams on Youtube is the least surprising thing that's ever happened but is still breaking my brain

I've been stunlocked, obviously yes Youtube I wanted to know that this exists but what

Voted

Turns out laser beams when it’s already hot outside hurts lots

Wahoo implies the existence of a Hoo

When all the porn accounts start posting about golden week

Useful thing to use here

Is that problematic thing you don’t like evil or is your life not going the way you thought it would

It could happen today

“She’s not gonna let you hypnotise her.” She will. She will if I post good enough.

They’re flaming you, nephew

They’re putting your bozo ass on the Discover feed