Sometimes a girl like me has to try on big boots and think about how good you’d look examining them with your face while saying how good I look, that’s normal

Guy coming out of a coma: did my signed kickassia dvd arrive yet

Damn it’s cool having friends what the hell

Robert Downey Junior trying to get in touch with his sensitive side: Must let this resonate on an emotional level

The only sleep playlist I need

I just wouldn't walk near the red barrel

hardboiled detective Donut Steele who investigates fanfic crimes

Official Your Party statement: are you mad at me are you mad at me sorry are you mad at me

Fool, I’ve already said your joke louder than you did

Guy who thought Raymond was actually a cunt

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

If you told me to write a metaphor for the pretentious performativity of the burdens white Christian men pretend to have I couldn’t have come up with putting wheels on a cross man

I love having tits; they’re not huge but they’re mine

starting to think my body might be pretty good, but it needs some sun for real

Wanted, more streamers to collab with and more podcasts to let me guest on them.

Little brother called me capricious and feylike again lads

Nice try bluesky, by forcing all art to have a forced consent arc you’ve only made the noncon hotter by introducing coerced consent, idiots

Forgot I can’t run without a bra anymore, oof ow

guy who plays 2xko and says 'they should make a moba out of this'

guy who watches sissy hypno for the character arcs

guy who plays 2xko and says 'they should make a moba out of this'

BPD girlies need to step up, when Hideo Kojima FPs somebody he at least puts their feet in a video game what have you done

Having infinity bits to do but being unable to post 85% of them because of the unbreakable seal of the girls group chat

Jeremy Corbyn’s mate who’s pretty sure he’s forgotten his birthday but keeps getting excited when he talks about ‘Your Party’

Pandora tip for how to talk to women: Press the A button in front of them

Enough of this; 𝙷𝚈𝙿𝙽𝙾𝚃𝙸𝙲 𝙻𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝙱𝙻𝙰𝚂𝚃

*too close to the microphon* Faraday Cage Match

please do and experience and talk about something nice even once I'm begging you

I can’t stop doing relativist Baz please help me

Sega: we need a piece of music for a menu most people are gonna hear for at most 14 seconds Jun Senoue: you got it boss youtu.be/LD1HdnAldCs

What did they mean by this

she/her and he/him leaving a trans ally's vocabulary when a trans person does something objectionable

Proud to announce I’m in a new show about chairkink denial; that’s right folks, I’m on The Edge Of My Seat

Putting on my blue shoes and dancing the reds fuck you David Bowie

Thinking about Kill la Kill again... I can't remember who said it but I always remember the recommendation being "you should watch it, but sorry about everything in it"

one of those days where I just put on big boots

Silksong beaten. Now to do everything else

Reviewing a loose interview framework and wanted to recommend my client to ask if they had anything they wanted to promote, but couldn't remember the word 'plug' so wrote down: "Is there anything you're pegging right now?"

remembering the episode of law and order where one of the attorneys gets fired and asks if it was because she's a lesbian after playing the straightest woman in any show ever

Okay, think I need a more anime style design to really do what I’m trying to do right now…

had enough of this shit, turns you into a rabbit

Guy who thinks Jeremy Corbyn has forgotten has birthday and gets excited every time he mentions ‘Your Party’

Could I get some nice things said about me pls?

Mr Toad's Personalised Yaoi Paddle

Chat if you have split soles this is your sign to fix those, it makes walking so much nicer

“She’s not gonna let you hypnotise her.” She will. She will if I post good enough.

Hot take: celebrities showing up in a Harry Potter audiobook is not something you should get angry about. It’s a shame, it sucks, and it’s a valid reason to avoid them and adjust your consumption in future, but don’t give them the satisfaction. They were never your allies, you can do better.