William Peter Blatty: OMG guys!!! the society of st. pius X has schismed from the mother church!!!! Blatty: this could be the biggest interdoctrinal ecumenitestimal since the integral convergence of the helgrimite blasphemy at the diet of dendronal in 1536!!!!!! Poe: King: Lovecraft: Koontz: Barker:

Presumably because it's bullshit? www.thejournal.ie/hare-coursin...

Janey Macraoni: www.thejournal.ie/sinn-fein-ha... Do you legit ever want to be elected to office? We are genuinely not liking the racism, but when you get in on animals? Lord Above, as a party with a terrible reputation for terrorism, maybe reign it back on the poor hares or the migrants.

It is genuinely quite funny to me that my phsysio earlier was trying to explain shit. She asked had I ever done athletics in my childhood. Yes, I was a hurdler in my day. Like under twelve. She was also a hurdler. Both of us were in the 100m range at a young age.

I am in so much pain. I got on to my two cousins on one side who are an osteo and a physio. Both were busy. I have a physio cousin on the other side, but I don't have a number for her. I have booked in a consultation tomorrow morning, but fucking hell. I have run out of cousins. And I hurt.

I rang my parents the other day. No reason, I just tend to ring them on a Monday on my way home from work. Unfortunately, I caught them coming home from a funeral. By the name I knew exactly which church. It sucks to be a rural Irish person. By God you can identify the corspe in ten seconds.

Names changed to protect the innocent. We need to understand that rural county councillors just hand down the seat to the lad your brother was in primary school with.

I am honestly confused. This must be how all my friends on Facebook feel every Sixmass when I am shrieking 'Try!' 'Knock on!' or 'That should be a bloody yellow card, ref!' I hope your chosen team are doing well.

They don't appear to be on here, but hello Hickey's Pharmacy chain! www.hickeyspharmacies.ie I was not happy with my several interactions with you in Phibsborough the other day, nor your follow up 'customer support'. Hello anyone that follows me on here (I love all three of you), please avoid them.

There is a special circle in hell. You know who you are.

They are billionaires, I know they can afford it, but they didn't have to do it. www.thejournal.ie/metallica-ch... I would personally recommend 'Ride the Lightning' and 'Master of Puppets' as brilliant albums. Be wary of anything after 'Metallica'. 'Lou Lou' is AWFUL.

I will not take a photo because that's mean, but white socks half way up your calves and crocs?

"This moment is a test ... Is this government more dedicated to Israeli impunity than it is to the rule of law? Is this government more dedicated to protecting war criminal and genocidaire Itamar Ben-Gvir than it is to protecting its own citizens?"

www.thejournal.ie/bessborough-... All of these dead children and they want to build an apatment block over them?

The nightclub was running for years before these vultures bought and renovated the hotel. Why didn't they just put in soundproofing as part of the renovation? Soulless ghouls. www.thejournal.ie/yamamori-iza...

"Browne’s approach is a tacit admission that we are not trying to solve the housing crisis; we are merely trying to keep pace with it, and we are doing so with all the athleticism one might expect of a Sunday shopper who’s ended up walking out into the middle of the Dublin marathon by accident."

#SpéirGhorm #Dublin

please anyone in/near Stratford look out for Emily, she's tiny and a fucking idiot goblin and I'm desperate to find her please please please bring her home safe 😩

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

Excuse me. How did I miss this BEAUTIFUL news yesterday?

"The hardest decision we had to make in completing this report was.. not to name the Palestinian children, whose deaths, injuries & suffering we describe.. we didn't name them because we feared the consequences for their families" He means Israel would go after them too.

I suggested to the husband that we could sleep in the canal tonight, hand in hand like sea otters. Sure neither of us can tie a knot that isn't a shoelace, but some combo of blue tac and drawing pins would keep us afloat surrounded by ducklings? He issued a blanket NO. We shall swelter.

Israel deliberately targeted Palestinian children in its genocide. That’s the findings of a latest UN commission. Remember: if you oppose this abomination, you’re treated as a dangerous, hateful extremist

The LDS Church recently sued a prominent critic, saying people might confuse his "Mormon Stories" podcast with official LDS content. John Dehlin has now filed a formal response. He says their claims are frivolous and they just want to silence his voice. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/the-mormon...

DIY or 'Plug-in Solar' is coming to Ireland ☀️

AISLE 7 - Chips - Cookies - Quackers

Happy Grianstad! (Directly translated as Grand Stretches To Evening Stop Here).

I genuinely don't know how to thank these people. I live v close to this area and walk through it every day on my commute to and from work. These doctors ran through the streets to save this little girl and the other victims. Heros. www.thejournal.ie/doctors-at-s...

I am a Metallica fan. I have most of their albums, they lost me with 'Lulu'. I have seen them live three or four times. I have also seen 'Some Kind of Monster', so I know they are basically dickheads. They put out a call to give blood and I have never seen D'Olier Street so busy!! Fair play.

Here is a list of 70 TDs to never vote for: www.thejournal.ie/abortion-td-...

Obviously the three day wait was pointless and chilling from the get go, so I really hope this passes. However, if Sinn Fein are happy for pregnant women to carry unviable babies to term, they can feck off in the next general election. www.thejournal.ie/explainer-wh...

The homeowner saw on the security cameras that a bear was playing on the swing every day, but couldn’t get on because he was too big. So he had a bigger swing built. 😍🤣🥹

12 June 1929 | A German Jewish girl, Anne Frank, was born in Frankfurt. In 1942, on her 13th birthday, she received an empty diary. She perished in Bergen-Belsen concentration camp in 1945. 'Human greatness does not lie in wealth or power, but in character & goodness.' (A.Frank)

I'm seizing the opportunity to whip out what might be the best thing I've ever made in my life, up to and including kids and novels

This is just ignoring the complicity that the game itself represents. I've registered my disappointment and anger here: www.fai.ie/about/contact/

These are the 30 women killed since 2020 in Northern Ireland, all by white men 21 killed in their homes by men they knew. The youngest 20, the oldest 82 21 were mothers, 4 were killed with their children in the home. Two were pregnant Nobody rioted over their murders www.bbc.com/news/article...

New @privateeyenews.bsky.social.

I saw an objection to the pedestrianisation of College Green on the grounds it was 'an attempt to create a 15 minute city'. You should have your internet taken off you when you're 40 unless you pass an exam. I'm not nearly as worried about the kids.

Anaka is raising funds for the families affected by racist riots in Belfast. Most of this will go to transport, emergency accommodation and urgent supplies for families. Remaining funds will go towards the emergency response and solidarity groups that acted to ensure families were not alone.

Fucking sickening. The nurses at the Ulster are so hardworking and caring and should never be under threat. www.thejournal.ie/nurse-ulster...