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music.youtube.com/watch?v=mpBG... I am fucking *obsessed* with this cover of Lumiere from Clair Obscur.

What's your sign?

Up early for a workout before attempting a trip into town later. Younger me could never.

Electrolysis sucks the big one.

Ever the odious little shitweasel.

An essential thread...

I think I would quite like to try playing Fire Emblem: Three Houses, but damn, Nintendo really don't want to drop the price on that one. Perhaps time to sort out emulation on my very neglected Steam Deck.

Grew up in Northern Ireland but had to become trans to be labelled a terrorist.

England can you just fucking not???

Help me I lay down on my sofa on my lunch break and now I cannot get up

We are, all of us, that last horse. 🐎💩

Reminder that this casting call is still open! Very interested in hearing from any folks on the island of Ireland that fit this brief. Maybe you haven’t done VO before but have some performance experience - if you fit the brief and you’re interested, reach out! #castingcall #voiceover #belfast

Greetings from the place I spend 90% of my time. Did you see? My book CRY OUT LOUD is out today!

A lot of lede being buried today in commentary about Kirk's "activism".

Ahhh! This is awesome! Gurren Lagann rep in My Adventures with Superman! Ahhhh my wee millennial weeb heart!

The PSNI, racists and PA...

G'wan Nepal.

The true power of One Piece stans.

One week til CRY OUT LOUD! ✨ Spooky banshees, a timeless love story, and facing a deadly family curse to try and save generations of first-born daughters. ❤️

Scumbags. Absolute scumbags.

Can Wes Streeting resign next please.

What is the point of Stormont.

8 years HRT

Surely this should mean Starmer and McSweeney's days are numbered? Like how do you stand over something like this.

Parliament has been back for one (1) day and I am already stressed the fuck out.

East Block Bazaar queued down the street 🫠 Maybe next month.

I added core exercises to my workouts yesterday. Cannot move today. Ow.

"Tall" clothing brands selling cropped clothes is one of the little frustrations of life. Babes, if I wanted to wear cropped clothes, I would just wear regular sizes.

Tomorrow's press conference

This might be a bit Mean Girls of me, but I find myself frequently wanting to ask cis women when they transitioned, just to guage their reactions. I feel like it would be an extremely laser-focused litmus test on whether someone is a cunt or not.

If you are cis, please read this entire thread. It won't take much of your time

Uppa Quakers

Translink and their incredible vanishing buses. Best in the world 🫠

Fun fact, I once got called for jury service in the UK like 3 months into transition. Turns out, that was a good enough reason to get out of having to do it.

I really need a personal shopper to tell me what clothing actually suits me.

Sunday workout exists to mitigate imminent damage from Sunday pints.

Hmm. Maybe I'll actually go to Foyle Pride next year. Got myself a wee bit of FOMO after seeing all the fun photos from yesterday!

Charitably, there is no way that guy didn't know she was trans before engaging in any sort of acts with her.

Actually, why don't we turn the frogs gay?

Just want some calorie-free wine.

TW. Needs to be widely shared with cisgender people, especially politicians. Utterly horrifying that Britain has come to this- that most of Britain is just looking the other way while a whole community is being eliminated from society because of lies and hatred. transactual.org.uk/wp-content/u...

Only 29 more days! Make sure, if you're able, to get your pre-orders in! I'd really love to continue to make comics forever so the more pre-orders the more likely I get more books! Thanks all, shares are very appreciated! 💚

Updated my photo on Instagram, set it up to also update on FB. FB updated fine, but Instagram itself didn't update. Insta i swear to god is one of the most irritating apps to ever exist, on multiple levels.

Clothes shopping is a real grueling slog to me at the best of times, and there are few aspects of it more irritating than seeing a super cute item, only to discover that it only exists at "petite" sizing.