Silently stood outside a theatre next to Wallace Shawn for a bit, nodded a polite hello to each other.

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We're in the season during which any weird noises you hear outside can usually be explained by horny foxes shouting for attention.

I told my story. It's behind a paywall, but here it is. www.sfchronicle.com/california/a...

For the next few days, if someone tries to claim they know with any certainty which day of the week it is, you can be assured they're a filthy liar.

Beware the pink nose of trouble. #Caturday

Looks like meat's back on the menu, fuckos.

And a very happy Taradino Cassatt wearing a Santa hat on the Rise of the Triad level loading screens day to all who celebrate.

...And Tiny Tim, who did die, but was replaced by a lookalike — aided by MI5 — to spare the public from grief after a fatal crash in 1966.

*Dune Messiah spoiler hint* So creatively bankrupt to bring back a fan favourite character from the dead. Now to take a big swig of coffee and watch Dune 3

Wally Wood designs a pitch-perfect fake "Nancy" strip, then reimagines it in the styles of four radically different classic newspaper strips Oh Wally (MAD #32, 1957)

Tonight: mulled wine and The Terminator, together at last.

Getting in the Christmas spirit by playing the most Christmassy game ever made: Batman Arkham Origins. Where the spirit of the season is punching a baddie in the face for justice. Just as Jesus would've wanted.

Polanskis message is division between the 99% and the 1%. Farages message is division between skin colour and place of birth. To try and say these are the same thing is idiotic.

Farage wants no rights for migrants or workers. Polanski wants rights for everyone. This absolute tool thinks that is the same thing.

Happy birthday, the big 0-5, to Alia. The most elegant cat around.

Our initial summary of the Levy review 👇

Can't bring myself to read through the Levy report yet, the thought of it makes me feel sick to my stomach with dread. Hearing initial reaction from people more knowledgeable than me that it's... ok?

Day three of having that cheesy Rock The Boat song by The Hues Corporation stuck in my head, and a prefrontal lobotomy is beginning to look mighty tempting right now.

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

The most elegant cat around.

This evening's watch was Under Siege; a film that sucks Steven Seagal's cock so much that I practically had to go pick the pubes out from between my teeth just for having watched it.

apart from the sheer inconceivable horror of the El Fasher massacre and its attendant horrors itself, the thing I'm feeling depressed about is that it probably won't matter. these were people already on the utmost margins of the global system, who the world has already decided it doesn't care about

My Game Awards prediction is that in a surprise move the 1993 classic Blake Stone: Aliens of Gold wins every category.

A week of 50% off our blue-skies-and-space-ruins robot ghost story:

Think I might need to hire someone to stand around me and put a gun to my head anytime I look like I'm about to indulge in my old airfix model plane habit again.

I truly hope I never have to hear from or about Sandie fucking Peggie in my life again. 🙏

This really depresses me. I thought picky clients were jerks but that they just cared about the job a bit too much. Turns out many don't actually care. They just resent working with creatives and like holding power over others.

Dear media: stop running Sex Matters press releases as though they were neutral findings of fact

Decision in the Sandie Peggie case. She was not directly or indirectly discriminated against, her claim of victimisation fails entirely, her claim of harassment fails largely and her claim against Beth Upton fails entirely. www.judiciary.uk/judgments/sa...

Sisu isn't a piece of ground breaking art or especially inventive, but sometimes it's simply cathartic to watch 90 minutes of Nazis getting fucking owned.

They'll make a legacy sequel that's also a Stranger Things spin off.

Back to playing the old favourite of Rimworld, where my colony has a friendly bear I named Nick Offerman. Unfortunately he's not well trained and I keep getting a warning that Nick Offerman is pooing all over the place again. What a game.

"You see it's ok to discriminate against the trans because they're not real people like you or I"

I finished Spider-Man 2 last night, and really enjoyed it. Not as good as the first but seemed like a solid refinement of the gameplay. Good time spider punchy fun. Gave Peter and Miles a decent split of attention.

Lol, they gave a dude who's engineering a completely pointless war with Venezuela a peace prize. What does anything even mean anymore.

So this American world cup draw is being handled just as American elections are handled; overly theatrical, interminably long and drawn out enough that it tests everyone's patience and willingness to even bother?

Don't know if it's intentional or not, but a recurring theme of Netflix's Monster series seems to be the old "Eww, ain't them there LGBT people weird an' scary like" bit.

I missed it, but the other day marked the first anniversary of my last book! A fun tale of aliens and UFOs, with added zombies. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DP3F2JL4

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Got the best alt suit for Miles Morales in Spider-Man 2. A very good kitty in a backpack.

Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking on your wall'

Help. It worked too well

Absolute joke of a party.

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Your Party conference splitting so much it could probably be plugged into the National Grid as a dependable nuclear fission source.

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