If it was that bad these landlords would sell this property they own. It's New York, babez n hunz, they'll be worth lots of money. You don't sell them coz they're fucking liars, stamping their feet coz the naughty mayor didn't allow them to drain working people even further. Fucking vampires.

the disc horse bot argus news doom loop is the treat we deserve which will usher in the final age

They're all kicking off in the comments about the Greens using the term "people who menstruate" instead of "women" even though plenty of cis women have been through the menopause and still work, lots of pregnant women continue working and under 18s have jobs. They think 16yo girls are women? Ew!

The second time he unsuccessfully faked his own death

Ireland (population 7 million, cricketing budget the loose change down the back of the sofa) beating India (population one and a half billion, annual cricketing budget all the money in the world) is both brilliant and hilarious. #TheCricket

Me: they call me Gordon Ramsay, I don’t like it Beastie Boys: RAW! Me: gonna fuck you safely on the kitchen Beastie Boys: FLOOR!

And if you drink enough of it you'll never have to drink water again

This is true – they can never appease columnists, Steamer tried and it cost him his job, but they absolutely can and should wind them up. This is the key thing Zack Polanski's been good at

T20 World Cup Group A - Alligator Qualification Analysis 🏏🐊 * Australia have all-but qualified - it is close-to impossible for SA to catch them on NRR * If India beat Australia (or India + SA both lose) India will almost certainly qualify on NRR * SA need to win and hope India lose

T20 World Cup Group B - Alligator Qualification Analysis 🏏🐊

If I, a football reporter, reported "Grimsby and Rochdale both say they're going to win the Champions League this year" with an analysis of which one would, then two weeks later after Grimsby lost 6-0 followed with "Turns out they're both in League Two" you'd question the quality of my first report

Yanks are devolving this AC discourse into “it’s just their backwards culture actually, they’re just choosing to hurt themselves” at the kind of speed they usually reserve for countries they’re about to invade for economic reasons.

Like... here's one of the all-time best RAIB reports: "Penetration of a tunnel at Old Street" You're really really not allowed to just go digging in London! There's LOTS of stuff down there! www.gov.uk/raib-reports...

just use more car, just fly, just cause historic super el niño and then blame other countries, just have fewer terraces, just go back in time and stop victorian architecture from happening, just buy a different AC unit for every room, just have that many units in the shops right now for everyone, ju

If I were European I would simply solve the heatwave using good old American moxie. But I will not use said moxie to solve the USA's intractable social problems because America is a real country and I am very busy.

Once again thumbing my nose at @tomusher.bsky.social

Yeah, if we keep inflicting various forms of Crackdowns Thatcherites in different coloured ties, in a world where the Thatcherite consensus went kaboom 18 years ago, then we will keep getting the same result. But as we keep being told: there is no alternative.

SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...

Technically the island of Britain is in orbit

Garffeld

So extraordinarily telling in how morally abject this response is. For Starmer, crushing the left & shoring up factional power within Labour was worth more than Palestinian children whose lives he can write with a cheap gag & a chuckle

When you've accidentally toggled to the Places to Draw Water Feed:

Australia 199-7 v Pakistan #T20WC 🏏

Ayesha Zafar has a large, loud enthusiastic group of fans here – that's not nothing #AUSvPAK

Being run out of a wide is not the optimum approach to chasing 200 #AUSvPAK

As it was foretold #AUSvPAK

Australia are 100-3 with two golden ducks. Silly game #AUSvPAK

Australia lose a wicket first ball, and proceed to take 64 off the remainder of the powerplay – this could get ugly #AUSvPAK

And then you might get three more (somehow) and you think ‘oh, here we go’, then out walks Annabel Sutherland.

The thing about Australia is you get a wicket first ball, you think 'oh, here we go', then out walks Elise Perry #AUSvPAK

This is a quite incredibly sad story - I'm not a League person but they've done a fantastic job at Cougars and have been proper trailblazers for LGBT+ people in a sport that isn't always that open. The fact they've been driven out is very, very sad and wrong.

How are things in Belfast? Are the people with Legitimate Concerns about paedophilia attacking unionist politicians’ homes in response to the Donaldson verdict? They aren’t? How strange. Their Concerns seemed so Legitimate when they were burning foreigners out of their homes a few weeks back.

i love how people always forget that theres absolutely a scam that will work on them and then get all high and mighty about anyone who fell for a scam they wouldnt fall for

Starmer refusing to resign is a little like being left in a room with a glass of whisky, a service revolver and one bullet to do the honourable thing and when they come back being like hey guys I got really good at russian roulette while you were gone

Is Ally McCoist high?!?! What the FUCK “I don’t know what Hakimi’s done to upset the locals but he’s done something” READ A WEBSITE!!!

Stats highlights and trivia from day 6 of the Women's T20 World Cup. Stafanie Taylor produced a blistering 47* (19) to power West Indies to a defendable total against Scotland at Headingley. #T20WorldCup emergencycricketblog.wordpress.com/2026/06/19/w...

A fine fifty for Darcey Carter, but I suspect in a losing cause #WINvSCO

Wheels are coming off a bit here – Scotland 58/4 #WINvSCO

A preposterous powerplay ends with Scotland 55/2. They can't—they can't do this, can they? #WINvSCO

Almost literally – Taylor finishes on 47*, West Indies finish on 153/6, those runs being the difference between a poor score and a good one #WINvSCO

Stefanie Taylor is the difference #WINvSCO

Review confirms Kirstie Gordon has done it again, and West Indies are 85/5 #WINvSCO

Just when it looks like West Indies are taking control, Deandra Dottin is stumped Bryce bowled Bryce (not quite the athletic feat it sounds) 79/3 #WINvSCO

Chloe Abel couldn't find her length, over goes for ten and that might be the boost West Indies need to get going #WINvSCO

Was all set to say bowling Katherine Fraser may have been an error, and she clean bowls Hayley Matthews. West Indies 44/2. 'mon Scotland #WINvSCO

End of the powerplay, Scotland have never really allowed West Indies to get away – West Indies 33/1 #WINvSCO

What an incredible catch! The spatial awareness that required, just astounding #WINvSCO #WorldCup #NotThatOne

A reminder for all those thoroughly engrossed in the football.. 🤭 ICC Women’s T20 World Cup West Indies v Scotland Starts at 6.30pm from Headingley ALL 12 group matches involving 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 and 🇮🇪 plus semi-finals and final are FREE TO AIR - no subs, no fees - via the Sky Sports App #cricket

It's simply wrong to suggest Andy Streetmer and Keir Burning are the same. They, and Wes Starham, are three distinct white men with meaningful political differences.

(Wrathful noir detective voice) I'll get you yet, Piss Shitfuck