mamdani gets elected and now there's no more laws

It stands to reason these guys are scared of sharia law considering what family law took from them

honestly Hong Kong Sixes is better than like 99% of franchise T20

a friend of my dad's once did three back to back round the world flights in economy (with multiple changes / carriers) because there was a 300% boost to frequent flyer miles so it netted him two first class return tickets to europe (plus paying for itself) drew is weak in his soul

Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.

Not all gyros wear capes.

I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

getting up to a step in building an ikea table where the instructions are "put it on another table to attach the legs" my guys i do not have a table that is why i came to you in my hour of need

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BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.

It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

"What happened to Mike Trout???" he was struck out by Ohtani in that WBC championship and by Highlander rules Ohtani absorbed his essence, this isn't complex guys

WIZARD NEEDS FOOD BADLY,

The village bake off had a competition for "biggest cookie" and Johnny and I really baked a huge cookie. But they're not letting us into the tent with it. They say it's too big. People won't look at us. Johnny's mother wondered why we "had to make a scene". Johnny's sad and wants to bury the cookie.

She should have passed the bar lol

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

Judge: what evidence does the prosecutors put forward to prove that the defendant is guilty? Lawyer: things that were… things that are… and some things…that have not yet come to pass.

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

You might think you’re ready for this needle drop at the Cuomo watch party. I promise you: you are not.

every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you” nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.

brought a bag lunch, smart

Counting or not counting early voting

BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo has endorsed Andrew Cuomo

What's up⬆️all you CIVIC-MINDED🌆 SLUTS🤤, HALAL🕋🕌 HARLOTS😏, BIG 🍆🫸🫷APPLE 🍎BADDIES💃 and COMMUNIST✯☭ CUM-GUZZLERS💦!🥳🎉🚨 IT’S ERECTION 🍆DAY🌞🗓️, NYC! 🗳️🗽🗣️ Time ⏲️⌛️to VOTE 🗳️ for ZOHRAN MAMDANI 🍑🍌 and send SMALL-COCK🐓👌 CUOMO 👎 out 📤of the BIG 🙀APPLE 🍎

Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR

dude my powers got taken away, i just got metroided. they metroided my ass

damp out

Down Cemetery Road is v bad all sneering, no heart, just dire stuff

on the up side there are green shoots of Sports Bluesky, which means the last grip of twitter is loosening

terrible sport

Tell me the devil doesn't exist. Watch this baseball game and tell me the devil doesn't exist.

awouuuu eat shit ohtani

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because there’s another over this time from the pavilion end look at starc steaming in and pitching it full awouuuuuuuuu

baseball is the most cop brained sport in the world my god

This is exceptional

Dubai chocolate? Well yeah, I didn’t get it for free

'poin' sounds like what an old timey mafia lackey would call porn

Are you Pro-Zohran or Auntie-Zohran?

fuck waymo all my homies hate waymo

So the CBC are mind readers now?