Pink Pinot Gin, I'm gonna keep on drinking the pink Pinot Gin

I gave Tyler a "bitch" pass if it's funny but I might have to take it away because he's using it too much. The other day he splashed me with his water bottle and said "be christened, bitch"

@nate-thanael.bsky.social not sure if you're still looking for rain pants, but Showers Pass is having their warehouse sale tomorrow morning: showerspass.com/pages/curren...

When the local movie theater got a Paddington showing

I give Ernest & Celestine a 1

I've been taking my drinks neat, T. Because fuck ICE.

Can't believe we got employees standing up to Rockstar's toxic workplace before GTA 6

The company I work for just won the top technology award in our field. I could cry, I don't think I've won an award for anything I've worked on before 😭, I'm so happy

I'm pleased to announce to all movie makers that if I give your movie a 1, you can put this graphic in your trailer (or wherever), next to the other prestigious awards of cinetography like the palm d'or or the berlin bear

I give Stranger in the House a 1

Crumpets is pancakes

Hips are the shoulders of the legs

Damn, so the guy from Weezer lost out on being New York's mayor

Just watched a red-breasted nuthatch bully a hummingbird that was chilling in the tree :(

Dick Cheney died I'm gonna keep on dancing because Dick Cheney died I'm gonna keep on dancing down in west hollywood I'm gonna keep on dancing because Dick Cheney died, Dick Cheney died

I give The Battle of Algiers a 1

guillermo del toro plays a frankenstein like character in Death Stranding, and now he's made a frankenstein movie

turning my clock 1 hour FORWARD tonight. fuq da rules!

I give Frankenstein a 1

I love biking this time of year. All the trees are so pretty and the air is so crisp and nice. Biking west over the river is amazing, cause the west hills are painted in various shades of yellow and orange

Why's it called Breakfast and not Fixslow? 🤔🤔🤔

Fuck da Lakers let's go Blazers

Hurricane Melissa? That's what I call my wife when she showers me with love and batters me with gale-force support

I give The Shaggy D.A. a 1

Gin! and Tonic

Blazers made NBA history tonight by being the first team to win a game after their coach was arrested by the FBI

No Katy, I've never felt like a plastic bag, because I don't hate the environment!

Well someone is going to do it, so it might as well be me:

the comment section on everything the blazers post on IG is just people talking about poker lol

just some great nicknames here 10/10

Idk why but the blazers head coach getting arrested for Mafia gambling is the funniest thing to me. I've been hooting and hollering all morning

Oh the lengths to which people will go to bury the fact that Jerami Grant had 29 points off the bench. #RipCity

it'd be so funny if THAT'S why there have been feds in portland this whole time

Chuncey Billups throwing Blazers games for the Mafia confirmed

Blazketball

@missyledoux.bsky.social breakfast is ready

I take back what I've said, AI is good now

I give Funny Games (1997) a 1

The album "Tron: Ares" by the Nine Inch Nails is quite good. They should make a movie about it!

I think the worst part of growing up was learning that facial hair wasn't like in the video games, where you could just choose a style you like and it would stay, but like you gotta constantly maintain it. WHACK!

Sadly all of my work's cloud stuff isn't on AWS, so I have to work today :(

Been lots of red-breasted nuthatches visiting Tyler's Diner this week

I give Battle Royale a 1

*going to the movies voice* I'm going to the movies

One Bagel After Another

I give Alien a 1

I have no idea how to pronounce Sapporo, every time I order I try a different pronunciation in hopes that someone will correct me

I give One Battle After Another a 1

Last night I went to a regal for the first time in like 5 years and when I bought my ticket online I was informed that I got a free lottery ticket lol