AI stands for American independence day party in Italy

Reject 😂 Embrace XD

Tunnel where the opening car chase from quantum of solace was filmed

This is how Lost starts

my body is a machine that turns class action lawsuit settlements into beer money

If your prime minister resigns, are laws still enforced?

It's so funny when people complain about the additional teams in this year's world cup. "There's too many games", "it'll take forever". Bro you don't have to watch the games lmao.

Team USA jersey

I've started reading Wuthering Heights

now that I live here, I figure I better learn some football chants, luckily they're pretty easy to memorise

When the British broadcasts cut to commerical during the world cup, the b footage they use to represent American is just cars driving on a highway lmao

After the end of the halftime break the commentators reminded everyone that they need a TV license to watch 😂

The investors in our company were surprised to learn me and the other engineer didn't use AI (what a concept, people with skill don't need it to create great stuff), but now they want us to 😭😭😭

it is nice in the UK that world cup games are on public tv

I give Erupcja (2025) a 1

my mayor muslim my bagel religiously ambiguous no nba in london :(

amazon s3 is just one computer with a bunch of USB drives in jeff bezo's basement

I give The Swan (2023) a 1

I give Bottle Rocket (1993) a 1

War & Crime & Peace & Punishment.

being a software engineer rn is fun, because yesterday I had to sift through hundreads of AI generated articles related to the project I was working on. All of which contained code examples and advice that just did not work.

Damn lucky I’m competent at my job

I give GoldenEye (1995) a 1

Fishin' Chips

Mouslow's Hierarchy of Cheese

Cuckfield is next to wivelsfield

the guy who did the elevators at the bob stacey bridge also did the lifts at our flat (they're always out of order)

I give Get Out (2017) a 1

shoutout to the library, thanks for the free AC

I give In the Mood for Love (2000) a 1

Back where I come from, if you said it's gonna be 30°, I would say "that's cold!" But now if you told me that it's gonna be 30° I have to say "that's hot!". What da fuq???

Special stuff on YouTube these days

Living during on a a lighthouse sto

delivery drivers here love to not ring our flat, then claim that they couldn't complete delivery. Like c'monnnnnn, it's just two digits

"why in English is it called traffic jam, the cars are not in marmalade" - my French Uber driver

I'm sleepy

I need to apologize for something I did today. A sailor with a mullet came up to me, and I asked him if he was the Aussie sailor I was look for. But he was a kiwi. Sorry for my insensitivities

Then the 49er team should go eat something! Lol

Inside the free library by my hotel

The regatta I'm at is sponsored by the French national railway

europeans telling me that when they go to America they love to go to Marshalls

please call me about your diarrhea

While France is known for its wine, I think it also has a really strong craft beer scene that sadly gets overlooked

Accidentally ordered two beers, but was able to catch the waitress's eye and one only get one, as intended

The River Tims

Every other airport in the world: "let's build a tunnel to connect our terminals." Gatwick: "why do planes get to be the only one in the sky?"

At the airport

May the 5th be with you!!

I give The Sheep Detectives (2026) a 1