I give Saltburn (2023) a 1

The other day I was thinking about lemon curd, and I thought to myself "I wonder how hard it is to make". Turns out, very easy! Just made some! YUM!

I give Marty Supreme (2025) a 1

Post-christmas clarity

"if global warming is causing the sea levels to rise, why are liberals buying houses on the coast" - my father

Christmas with my family is fondue on prog rock

The weather outside is frightful, But my wife is so delightful

Skrillex is classic rock now

I give How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966) a 1

I'm no geneticist, but here are my thoughts on the genetic makeup of the Muppet Christmas Carol Piggy x Kermit family unit

things I'm currently overhearing: "for this family to be biologically related kermit needs dominant froggy genes and recessive piggy genes and miss piggy needs recessive froggy genes, but but dominant piggy genes"

I give Doctor Who: Last Christmas (2014) a 1

I give The Mastermind (2025) a 1

I give Elf (2003) a 1

I give The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) a 1

Christmas slasher movies love to have titles that are just lines from Christmas songs. Like they'll be called "be good for goodness sake" or "he knows when you're awake"

I see they didn't wanna go with "White Cock"

I give Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025) a 1

I give How the Toys Saved Christmas (1996) a 1

I give How the Grinch Stole Christmas a 0

Watching the Grinch 2000, not good. Glad that my mom didn't let me watch this a child. Cool props and costumes tho!

if they made cigarettes that were neutral for your health I would chain smoke like a 50s movie star

if you're my uber driver and you talk to me about AI I'm not tipping

I give Wake Up Dead Man a 1

I want an Anna Karenina movie that's just three hours of Levin hanging out with his former serfs and trying to get them to democratize

How to train your girl with the dragon tattoo

I hope that when I die the last thing I hear is the windows error sound effect

yesterday on my flight there was a young toddler seated across the aisle from me and I thought to myself "I hope he doesn't cry on the flight". He didn't, however the child behind my projectile vomited and I was in the splash zone

I give Solaris a 1

I give Reprise a 1

There are ads in the Miami airport for a Texas crypto currency

I think I'd be good at wipeout, cause sometimes I have to cross four RIBs like this and I've never called once

There's a kid here named sailor. Feel bad for her if she ever stops sailing lol

I had Argentinian food for dinner. It was basically just schnitzel. Funny how Argentinian food is so similar to German food lol!

working at a youth sailing clinic this weekend and saw some kids do the 6-7 thing lol

There's actually a metal gear on the Venezuelan tanker

New firmware released for the GPS chip we use. Livestock mode support added

the only thing that excites me more about new timezones is an updated world magnetic model. Can't wait for 2030!

wake up babe, new time zone just dropped

Wrote a script that takes the song I'm currently listening to on my computer, and sets it as my slack status. So now my coworkers will know about my good taste in music

If I was in a children's choir, and I had to practice all year just to sing "ding dong ding", I would simply give up

using ADB to remove AI bloatware that got added to my phone with the last update

Switching up from doing mobile dev at work to doing a backend project. I've basically only done Flutter work for the last 5 years, so fun to try a different paradigm

I give Doctor Who: The Christmas Invasion a 1

Guy in REI getting angry at the brand "Turtle Fur" on account of the fact that turtles don't have fur lol

Yesterday we were taking an Uber to a show at the Aladin and got stuck cause of the train. Ended up just getting out and walking the rest of the way (from Division)

I know I must be reaching the end of Death Stranding because: 1. Just did a boss fight that was just two character punching each other using UI and controls that aren't present in the rest of the game 2. really long cutscene that I had to pause so that I could go to bed

I give The Lives of Others a 1

I feel like vanilla ice cream gets a bad rep. A good vanilla bean is a top tier ice cream flavor