Oh I probably should've been more clear, A man sitting in front of us was passed out and pissed himself, and a river of urine was flowing across the floor of the train. We thought it was just a spilled water bottle at first but then we saw where it was coming from It only got my backpack a little

floor piss on the bart train

I love when my friends are having a good day :')

I put my ass on in the morning just like anybody else, one cheek at a time

Ok, bonkers idea, and just go with me for a second on this - what if you took your earbuds out of your ears.... *before* you walked up to the counter and started mumbling your order at me Then you wouldn't have to take one out in the middle of me talking and go "sorry wut"

Hm? Oh, not much, just the usual stuff. Eating, sleeping, hobbies... yelling profanities at my computer, such as "fucking goddamn it" and "you idiot piece of shit", and whatnot.

Bummed for everyone that wasn't at The Last Dinner Party concert tonight as you missed out on the #1 best show in the entire history of the planet sorry

Making an appointment to get my gasts flabbered

It's 11:11, I just wanna kiss my fish

if I go crazy then will you still call me mr krabs

I had to unceremoniously bail on the stream last night, and the universe punished me by nearly forgetting to put the bins out Also with stupid questions from customers that make my brain hurt Lesson learned

Shoutout to my coworker for being on register just now, when we got a customer genuinely asking "so the black bean and egg burrito, that doesn't actually have black beans in it, does it?" Had it been me, I fear my full arm would've involuntarily flown up from my side and slapped him across the face

Some of you were never raised in a barn and it really shows

Found out at 9am that I was supposed to open today, for a surprise shift I had no idea was given to me and had not seen before when I checked the schedule multiple times Might quit

*staring at our chalkboard* Uhh do you have a coffee menu? Yes. I promise that board is not a prank.

Ah, today is off to a great start. Barely 5 mins into my shift and I'm already insanely annoyed at every single customer just for existing. Sorry to everyone who comes in today and has to talk to me.

Drinking! at the bar

Oh sorry I missed your call, I spent the morning being a big ol dumb idiot

Greetings, from set!

Matt's at our house. I'm gonna steal some of his stuff.

Who else up payin $80 for gas rn

The moment I find the perfect pair of circular framed, slightly colored vintage sunglasses with tortoiseshell braces, it's over for you fuckers

I've got a case of the onion burps

People keep doing this really weird thing where they walk into the coffee shop and ask for a drink and then pay for it. Idk if this is normal but it's been happening a lot lately and it's really starting to get to me. Has anyone else had this issue?

The boys are bummed in the d&d chat

I have once again remembered that Baby Doll is within walking distance of my house ok who am I kidding I think about this every day

Sprink Leaning

Pointing at Monty (the cat) and chanting Poopy butt, poopy butt, butt with the poop

May the 5th be with you!!

He's called Chewbacca because he's always Chewing Tobacca

Very serious thought and consideration is currently being given to the concept of quitting the coffee job and focusing my time solely on making trash. The wild thing is that I think I could actually do it. The wilder thing is that I might actually do it So much trash to make and so little time Hmm

Life is short! Live a little!! Grab your coworker by the head and scream "HELP ME" into their ear!! Frolick!!!!!

May the 4th be long and prosper Idk

She kame my hame til I ha

Blood's wet. And tears.

Being a dude in your 30s is getting excited to go pick up a free bag of concrete on a Saturday afternoon

I may be deathly sick but hey, at least it's also my day off

It should be illegal for me to have prior commitments on the night that Matt from Alaska is having a birthday and Keanu Reeves(book)s is making his return to the stream. It should be constitutionally forbidden for me to be unable to attend. This is unacceptable.

(lock me up) lock me up inside (can't lock up) lock me up inside (jaaaaail me) call my name and send me to the dark

@mattfromalaska.bsky.social hbd to a man who knows his way around a drill

Oh, we're doing this again, eh

There is drama brewing on the free stuff app

If you're havin' bowel problems, I feel bad for you, son I got 99 problems and a pretty decent chunk of those are my own bowel-related issues so like I get it and can kinda understand what you're going through, must be hard

The Moda center is so loud right now, it's hard to concentrate on Victor's live tweets of the blazers game

Bad

here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty

It doesn't normally bother me too much, but the whole thing where customers don't say hi back when you greet them, and just immediately blurt out their order to you, is really getting to me today I just wanted a little back n forth, is that so much to ask for

We talked about this on the stream, and after giving it more thought, I have decided that @2ode2joy.bsky.social must have had something to do with it. I don't know where, I don't know how, I don't know why; but that spreadsheet I was handed was waaaaay too well organized. I'm onto you 🧐

Had a regular jokingly ask if he could get his americano extra hot and then say "haha just kidding" ha haha I'll punch you in the neck haha

Battletech Stream is Bins Night