Early last year I read As You Wish, written by Cary Elwes, and it gave me such a new and deep appreciation for Rob Reiner. He was such a warm and kind person, and so passionate about people. The audiobook also features a bunch of the Princess Bride actors including Cary doing impressions of everyone

Why.

Bagels are not for the mustache of heart

Redditor vs Prey

We are now up to 3 different incidents this week where I've had to kick people out and/or call the police on someone because rather than order coffee they decided to scream and threaten me instead It's still only Saturday, wonder what's in store for me tomorrow, let's keep these good vibes going

It's a homesteading night at the band house

A baby in the hand is worth two in the bathwater

Is it really a Thursday if you don't have a stranger screaming SHUT THE FUCK UP in your face in the middle of your barista shift?

Could someone save my spot, I gotta go find Monty and point at him real quick

Every now and then I take a moment to be grateful that Hamilton didn't come out when I was in highschool. I just know that my particular history teacher would not have shut the fuck up about it

The chronicles of aur-naurnia: the dingo, the bitch, and the outback

Late-night shop goblin mode A necessary evil

This but now it's Baby Doll Pizza

Bada boom bada bing Let me beging

Time to sit down with cup of tea and pay my bills* *overdue traffic violations that I've been ignoring

The importance of being Santa

strange of things

Apple music: here are your top 15 songs, artists, and albums Spotify: You live falsely. Your preconceptions of all that surround you and all that is within you is a lie. We see your truth. We know your destiny. Your true form is a grandmother, dwelling on the banks of Alaska. Content, yet you yearn

New phone just got delivered and I'm still at work for 5 more hours hmph

Just submitted a police report for the ~$1500 in tools I had stolen. I bet this will go great.

Hello Why are there fruit flies in my bedroom Why are the flies in my bedroom please

Eating that leftover thanksgiving twerky sorry

Reddit ads be like "Am I the asshole for not switching my car insurance?" "Eli5 how does the new [fuckass AI bullshit] change the marketing game??!?!?" "Today I fucked up by not buying this overpriced piece of shit subscription" "Redditors of reddit, what's your favorite way to waste money?"

not only did they play a pre-recorded marching band version of the national anthem (the first time I've ever been to a game where it wasn't sung live), everyone in the stadium all shouted "NIGHT" at the "gave proof thru the night" part and I was so confused but then I remembered the team name

Also I do love the colors, but man this jersey design was a swing and a miss. The fake tie looks so bad lol

The kiss cam was just two different cameras awkwardly scanning over the audience and barely holding still long enough for anyone to do anything lol

I actually really like the Night Monsters branding, and not just because it's similar colors to the Mariners. That's definitely part of it though

Ready to catch some loose teeth

Shout-out to my aunt for getting the best fuckin seats in the house

Hockey-bound in Tahoe City Let's fuckin go Night Monsters

Say girl, what that thang skiving?

I didn't get to play music with the band today so now I'm all thrown off. Idk what's going on please help

Time once again for my extremely irregularly scheduled, probably ill-advised, Silas Drinks Wine And Cuts His Own Hair night, where the quality of the haircut follows a bell curve with the x-axis being Volume of Wine Consumed Anyway bottoms up

BREAKING: local barista shatters stereotypes by playing Bon Iver during his little opening shift

Susan, cancel my evening meetings; I need to sit on the couch and hang out with my friends while they game and I sip my little drinks and scroll on line

Pro tip for those of you who *don't* want roughly $1k worth of tools stolen out of the back of your truck overnight: lock your goddamn truck! Or better yet, park it in the driveway like a smart person! If you're really excited about being robbed though, just disregard this post and do whatever

My favorite part of celebrating Victor's birthday is when everyone sings happy birthday to me instead

If it weren't for Josh Johnson talking about current events in his weekly tour specials, I don't think I would know anything about what's happening in the world

*mambo no. 5 voice* Alita Battle Angel by my side

The meme of a guy who sits in his truck scrolling on his phone for 2 hours before going inside, but it's me, and instead of scrolling I'm listening to Organ Ghost, the new album from James Gameboy

If you come to the coffee shop today you can hear James Gameboy's new album Organ Ghost

Today is my birthday. I am now the same age that Christ was when He released His second homemade alt-rock album. You can listen and buy it now on bandcamp, or it'll be on your artist exploitation service of choice within the next few hours! Organ Ghost | James Gameboy share.google/daoALzYI0bUX...

No clue why veterans day is on a Tuesday this year, but boy oh boy is everyone bringing their kid to our coffee shop to get hot cocoas

Why don't they try doing a government shutup

I guess you'd say What can make me feel this pain? Migraine (migraine, migraine) Takin' bout migraine, migraine

I'd like to be Off holgate street In a sound-absorbing jam space With the band

Goddamn it I fucking love to be a shop goblin. I love being covered in stratified layers of sawdust making my little trash projects, emerging every so often to sip a beer or go for a walk or point at a cat

Sorry everyone, I misspelled "buhhh"

*crawling out from under a rock in the middle of the woods, blinking and looking around me, before mumbling* uhhh believe it or not, .... band house