investigating the cat

Super sorta recogniser

Just saw a wee ned that looked exactly like Timothee chamalet. What do you reckon about that, then? Just goes to show.

It's weird to see so many good posts and it's just all just guys I know on bluesky

Are you approaching beavers like it's the Middle Ages? Then you are a fool.

To be or not to be, that is the skregstion (skeleton question)

Skrellington

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

A ghost is a guy who went see-through due to events.

Salt lamps are a type of soul gem

The Old Lighthouse #pixelart First pixel art of 2026 ✨

When you listen to music in headphones it sounds like it's emanating from the internal godhead lodestone and resonating throughout your body. When you listen to music on a bluetooth speaker it sounds like it's coming out the speaker. For more cutting edge scientific insight visit www.n4tur3.com

jay-z (quickly scanning his list of problems on an unfurled scroll): oh damn, my bad, there's actually quite a few of em on here

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1993

My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

EXPRESS myself??? what am i, a gland?!?

Wise words

Yes absolutely I'd be delighted

standard + advanced sleep mode

Titles a bit opaque but this is really fucking cool.

>> intermission <<

If a snake got a sore back that would be a fucking nightmare

Myselfy

Mulder and Scully are the least respected FBI agents of all time. Not a single suspect in the show gives a fuck about the badge. They get doors slammed in their faces by random schmucks constantly. Every time they pull a gun it's just to have it knocked out of their hand onto the floor

My favourite way to go mental is called Shape? Colour? Both?? Neither????? Which can be played at home in the shower, standing at the bus stop, wherever you might get bored. If doing it in public it is IMPORTANT to be very well dressed so people think you're an economist

In recent times it has become fashionable to "go mental" alone inside your house sometimes just to see what happens and I'm here to tell you that's absolutely correct that's a great idea

Nepo baby who feels like they have to lie to seem legit: See, I see these beings, like angels, and they come and help me write my songs. It scares me sometimes. Interviewer: Wow, like hallucinations? Have you ever seen anybody about these? Nepo baby: Oh no. No no no. I’m talking cutely. Cute style

One must imagine Gulliver pinned down by a bunch of tiny guys

Artist’s rendering of the earliest form of life on Earth: a simple face with a line for a mouth and two dots for eyes

She's building on the beat?⌚🕸️

Yanba dabba dearie me

When you step outside in your big puffy coat that's basically taking your house with you and you are the fireplace so take strength

reasoning (mine) always goes round the back of itself ends up howling for the opposite of what I started out to prove which now seems also true or not exactly the opposite (that would be ‘within reason’) just some other angle from ‘Lieu Vague’, a poem by Anne Carson: www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

Lee Sangsoo | South Korea, b. 1983 Siamese Cat, undated Resin sculpture #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

hate to pile on but dragons are real and biting people

2025

Dreamt that everyone had an electric pussycat inside them and they all turned out different

Entering the psychological metal tube slide towards sleep

what if on star trek instead of Seven of Nine she was gen z and named Six of Seven. leave your thoughts below

I'm sorry for my earlier outburst I'm being haunted by a big stupid weird woman called Ruth