Finally, someone on the internet is willing to ask the tough questions!!

Need a shock collar for every time I say “cute” as a response in a corporate setting

Name a better movie soundtrack. I’m waiting

Need to use klarna to finance my will to live

I’m DYING for you faggot

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

it’s about to be over for you hoes

That wasn’t very whoopsie daisy yoo goo of you

the Olympics are truly a magical time

This rules. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xYY78p/

Don’t worry punch, mamas got you

One of my favorite albums from last year that I completely missed when it came out. I keep coming back to it month after month and it sounds exactly the first time listening

Oooooh lady Liuita

Your honor, the defendant is clearly chopped

first day back at work after a week in pr

Bond: Do you expect me to slay? Dr No: No Mr Bond I expect you to flop

me af tbh

how you DL and a Zara Larsson fan

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

Them: I’ll do this ChatGPT trend of a cartoon…. Also them a few years ago:

sun kissed and hydrated

Bad Bunny I saw your messages to me during the Super Bowl if you read this, I'm free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I'm free

do circles next

Greetings from PR 🇵🇷🕊️

Put me between Benito and Ricky and I too, can die with a smile

The SHEattle SHEhawks are slaying

Benito AND gagita??? Gay and Puerto Rican. This was made FOR MEEEE

today is MY day

When you think about it, it really is crazy how the very first sin was a woman who ate.

Nobody talk to me for the next 2 weeks. I will be locked into the Olympics

Coded for work for the first time in 8 years this week. Bears in STEM

Absolutely psychotic behavior www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/t...

when I see that stupid groundhog it’s on SIGHT

You need to listen to M83’s icy post-rock record Dead Cities, Red Seas & Lost Ghosts

slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

Melania will return… in Avengers: Infinity War

Last night while waiting in line for a concert, the woman in front of me turned to me, pulled out a pint of cottage cheese, and asked if I think she’ll be able to get through security with it

What does this bitch put IN that violin

* to the tune of Rocket Man*: Mullet man

Jen Shah back at it

Just want a cabin upstate with my records, games, and a workshop to tinker away

Using AI to recreate the murder of Alex Pretti as “protest art” is actually crazy

the world sucks, and reading the news continually instills a sense of doom and hopelessness. The only thing bringing me comfort is this open.spotify.com/album/0Mh4KB...

Bosses when you reached phase 2

Miquella: You are no god Promised Consort Radahn:

that bear pool will be mine

Where does one get tape worms these days. Asking for a friend.

Really wish Elden Ring were real life so I could respec myself with a bbl and high intelligence

I refuse to believe Zara Larsson and Lala Kent are two different people