Hatsune Mike
@hatsunemike.bsky.social
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we are so back
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Are you spilling the tea? I don’t see anyone else around here, so you must be spilling the tea?
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Hey diva, they’re not dilfs, they’re just men your age by now
3 months ago
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survived another Pride
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Ken Klippenstein
3 months ago
god damn he's cooking
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The only thing worse than an unsteamed Pride flag is an unsteamed Bear Pride flag
3 months ago
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Me in New Zealand in 2006: “that kid walks like a bitch”
3 months ago
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Causing gay panic by texting all my friends “omg did you mean to post that on stories???”
3 months ago
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Imagine being in supposedly the best decade of your life (20’s) and the pants de jour were skinny jeans. That shit really fucked me up for a whole decade
3 months ago
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How I’m tryna look all summer
4 months ago
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SAW YOUR FACE AND MIIIIIINE
4 months ago
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cuntisimo
4 months ago
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There could be 100 people in the room, and all you need is 1 person to throw a brick
4 months ago
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I’m here, I’m queer, my plaque psoriasis is moderate to severe
4 months ago
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happy pride f words
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My Roman Empire
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DaddyJew
4 months ago
the male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in your day
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Wirecutter SSRI review when?
4 months ago
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To infinity and Bayonne NJ
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I’m starting to suspect they purposefully dirty those carpets before cleaning them
4 months ago
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fitness™️ is my passion
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For once, I’d like to be held 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺 by the train’s dispatcher
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hahah no, hot OF gay I follow don’t create an AI version of yourself. Stop. Hahah no. Stop it. You’re too hot.
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Far too early for the office to be playing Crazy Train at full volume
4 months ago
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Sister I’m pickled
5 months ago
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Isaac Newton was the original Apple girl
5 months ago
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As someone who has never been, nor has no plans to go, to Brooklyn Mirage I’m EXTREMELY invested in if they will open this weekend
5 months ago
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yo
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Adam asking Eve what’s for dinner
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Even Jesus was putting his paws up 🥹
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Squall
5 months ago
Jigsaw:
add a skeleton here at some point
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SAW YOUR FACE AND MIIIIIINE
5 months ago
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park that car, drop that tea, clock that soul, dream about me
5 months ago
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new music coming from my queen
5 months ago
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Haven’t gone all week 😤
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Ordered a new watch strap. How did this clear marketing without no gays speaking up
5 months ago
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What Was That?
5 months ago
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The women on Easter Sunday opening Jesus’ tomb
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS
6 months ago
I just think they’re neat.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Absolutely would join a cult. Not because I’m gullible. But just because I’m nosy af
6 months ago
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SAW YOUR FACE AND MINE
6 months ago
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good morning divas. let’s make the most of it today
6 months ago
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catnip for white dudes with horn rimmed glasses
6 months ago
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Let’s make this glory hole a glory home 🫶
6 months ago
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what does Xio pang have to say about the tariffs
6 months ago
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