Hatsune Mike
@hatsunemike.bsky.social
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we are so back
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all of the Roy Rogers shutting down on the highway in New York is the biggest blow to my joy right now
6 days ago
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Tim Donnelly
8 days ago
screamed 'oh mary!' because it's cold escola outside today
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There’s a special place in hell for whoever puts a rebus in a crossword
10 days ago
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How come there’s no Puerto Ricans in Elden Ring
10 days ago
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New Rosalía
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12 days ago
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Can you imagine posting a “close friends consent check” story and being told no. I’d simply kms
13 days ago
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*playing chess with Chappell Roan* Me: Good rook babe
13 days ago
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A forever classic two album run for me
14 days ago
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finished a broad city rewatch
16 days ago
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Can’t really describe why, but every year I tear up watching NYC marathon videos 🥹
17 days ago
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Anyway. I’m back and shitposting
add a skeleton here at some point
18 days ago
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Kinda wild how much quitting your job and starting a new job helps improve your mental/physical health
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5 months ago
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Are you spilling the tea? I don’t see anyone else around here, so you must be spilling the tea?
5 months ago
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Hey diva, they’re not dilfs, they’re just men your age by now
5 months ago
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survived another Pride
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Ken Klippenstein
5 months ago
god damn he's cooking
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The only thing worse than an unsteamed Pride flag is an unsteamed Bear Pride flag
5 months ago
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Me in New Zealand in 2006: “that kid walks like a bitch”
5 months ago
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Causing gay panic by texting all my friends “omg did you mean to post that on stories???”
5 months ago
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Imagine being in supposedly the best decade of your life (20’s) and the pants de jour were skinny jeans. That shit really fucked me up for a whole decade
5 months ago
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How I’m tryna look all summer
5 months ago
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SAW YOUR FACE AND MIIIIIINE
6 months ago
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cuntisimo
6 months ago
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There could be 100 people in the room, and all you need is 1 person to throw a brick
6 months ago
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I’m here, I’m queer, my plaque psoriasis is moderate to severe
6 months ago
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happy pride f words
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6 months ago
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My Roman Empire
6 months ago
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DaddyJew
6 months ago
the male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in your day
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Wirecutter SSRI review when?
6 months ago
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To infinity and Bayonne NJ
6 months ago
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I’m starting to suspect they purposefully dirty those carpets before cleaning them
6 months ago
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fitness™️ is my passion
hevy.com/user/hatsune...
6 months ago
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For once, I’d like to be held 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺 by the train’s dispatcher
6 months ago
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6 months ago
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hahah no, hot OF gay I follow don’t create an AI version of yourself. Stop. Hahah no. Stop it. You’re too hot.
6 months ago
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Far too early for the office to be playing Crazy Train at full volume
6 months ago
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Sister I’m pickled
6 months ago
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Isaac Newton was the original Apple girl
6 months ago
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6 months ago
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As someone who has never been, nor has no plans to go, to Brooklyn Mirage I’m EXTREMELY invested in if they will open this weekend
7 months ago
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yo
7 months ago
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Adam asking Eve what’s for dinner
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7 months ago
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Even Jesus was putting his paws up 🥹
7 months ago
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Squall
7 months ago
Jigsaw:
add a skeleton here at some point
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SAW YOUR FACE AND MIIIIIINE
7 months ago
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park that car, drop that tea, clock that soul, dream about me
7 months ago
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