all of the Roy Rogers shutting down on the highway in New York is the biggest blow to my joy right now

screamed 'oh mary!' because it's cold escola outside today

There’s a special place in hell for whoever puts a rebus in a crossword

How come there’s no Puerto Ricans in Elden Ring

New Rosalía

Can you imagine posting a “close friends consent check” story and being told no. I’d simply kms

*playing chess with Chappell Roan* Me: Good rook babe

A forever classic two album run for me

finished a broad city rewatch

Can’t really describe why, but every year I tear up watching NYC marathon videos 🥹

Anyway. I’m back and shitposting

Kinda wild how much quitting your job and starting a new job helps improve your mental/physical health

Are you spilling the tea? I don’t see anyone else around here, so you must be spilling the tea?

Hey diva, they’re not dilfs, they’re just men your age by now

survived another Pride

god damn he's cooking

The only thing worse than an unsteamed Pride flag is an unsteamed Bear Pride flag

Me in New Zealand in 2006: “that kid walks like a bitch”

Causing gay panic by texting all my friends “omg did you mean to post that on stories???”

Imagine being in supposedly the best decade of your life (20’s) and the pants de jour were skinny jeans. That shit really fucked me up for a whole decade

How I’m tryna look all summer

SAW YOUR FACE AND MIIIIIINE

cuntisimo

There could be 100 people in the room, and all you need is 1 person to throw a brick

I’m here, I’m queer, my plaque psoriasis is moderate to severe

happy pride f words

My Roman Empire

the male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in your day

Wirecutter SSRI review when?

To infinity and Bayonne NJ

I’m starting to suspect they purposefully dirty those carpets before cleaning them

fitness™️ is my passion hevy.com/user/hatsune...

For once, I’d like to be held 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺 by the train’s dispatcher

hahah no, hot OF gay I follow don’t create an AI version of yourself. Stop. Hahah no. Stop it. You’re too hot.

Far too early for the office to be playing Crazy Train at full volume

Sister I’m pickled

Isaac Newton was the original Apple girl

As someone who has never been, nor has no plans to go, to Brooklyn Mirage I’m EXTREMELY invested in if they will open this weekend

yo

Adam asking Eve what’s for dinner

Even Jesus was putting his paws up 🥹

Jigsaw:

SAW YOUR FACE AND MIIIIIINE

park that car, drop that tea, clock that soul, dream about me