Hemorrhoids are the clits of the butt

Going to watch A Mighty Wind and lose it

Sia released Fist Fighting A Sandstorm as the single for the This Is Acting 10th Anniversary and not the song where she mournfully belts "PLAYSTATIOOOONN" youtu.be/bNdmBL2mdQg?...

POP MUSIC! Everyone say thank you A*Teens thank you Melodifestivalen open.spotify.com/track/5FjvIN...

Having to put chap stick on my eyelids every night

Figuring out how to make my own models of things to 3D print and it’s triggering an extinction level hyperfixation

WE DID IT KIDS

It's giving Janet meets peak LOONA youtu.be/DYgE3SGPEqk

The Heated Rivalry gals acting like “blue haired Twitter” is a slur lmaoooo PLEASE grow up

Can I turn my faucets off yet

who did he trade with so someone else gets to be the designated shiteater

this smashing will correct the societal rupture of 2016

successfully jump started my car this morning

shouldn't have been so fuckin weird

good god what a banger youtu.be/vtElm1dHUNo?...

Teddy is going to have an Oscar before Katy Perry has a Grammy

something new and fresh in kpop??? youtu.be/PqWApYzlfrU?...

should we all rewatch Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within tonight

Not now New Madrid fault!

Bears lost but Katseye on in the uber home

Lord have mercy

Something is happening because they’re making sports edits to Boom Boom Boom Boom by Vengaboys

This time next year this will be looked at as the breaking point that guaranteed a lockout/strike

Golden - Oscars Performance Version open.spotify.com/track/0SIEcu...

had my first work stress dream since starting this job almost 2 years ago lmao

Chicago (DePaul) mentioned! www.nytimes.com/athletic/697...

Iron grip around and boot on my neck simultaneously open.spotify.com/track/1qN5HB...

It’s so funny to be like “this is when women were WOMEN”

Gaga doing Mayhem front-to-back with grunge, industrial, 80s synth apocalypse arrangements I NEED IT

i have to fucking laugh youtu.be/6gi87AUDs0M

Two hours of mandatory training on how to use Asana??? You know what maybe the AI can have my job

I'm sorry they ran off with the kid's phone and sold it to one of those machines in the supermarket?

palette cleanser and reminder that Slayyyter is coming to save us

BoA has escaped SM Entertainment after 25 years of mothering generations of baddieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV8GOWQp3ys

starting off this year with major releases from men...i don't like the vibes

Bears win, Matt Shaw unemployed, what a great Chicago sports weekend

this kicks ass open.spotify.com/track/2MTz9A...

a única loirinha que importa

FYI the first two are grandfathered in because I called them months ago

Funnily enough, I checked in with CTA and they're actually urging Chicagoans not to be alone with Ald. Jim Gardiner after dark.

lightstick handle covers and a mobile game....i swear....RELEASE MUSIC GOD JESUS

Breaking: MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - Minnesota investigators say they can't access evidence after fatal ICE shooting and FBI won't work jointly on probe.

New: we've obtained material explaining how an ICE surveillance system, called Webloc, works. Draw shape on a map, see all phones available there, follow them home. All without warrant “This is a very dangerous tool in the hands of an out-of-control agency.” www.404media.co/inside-ices-...

MPR playing an eye witness account right now of ICE shooting directly through the windshield at her face and not giving her medical care for 10 minutes.

The Ashely Tisdale vs Hilary Duff, Meghan Trainor, and Mandy Moore Mom Group drama is going to be the low stakes drama feast we need

This is like an old fashioned Gawker blog but somehow British and high-brow. I'll take it. www.ft.com/content/ad94...

Have to replace our entire furnace

first monday of the year

lmao this is crazy