I need some dick for Tuesday let me go put out some feelers. - John Jay, Federalist #64

i saw "independence day" in the theater in 1996, and friends, i will never forget the way the entire audience literally and ecstatically CHEERED when the dog escaped from the explosion. that dog could have won an election for president with like 95% of the vote in july, 1996.

Heatwave so bad I had to trim my chest hair

I’m headed to the danceteria need me to grab you anything?

Don’t try to distract me with numbers I did it all for love

It is crazy that FIFA has the worst implementation of VAR of any soccer level/league, and probably of any professional sport.

Came home and 12 croissants have become 3. Box is sealed, still on the table. How did Gemma pull this off

She already done had Herzegovina

Donald Trump revoke all visas unless the red card is reversed

No subs been at 10 men for 20 minutes🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Balogun getting a red card when they didn’t even VAR the foul on Kane earlier today?? Fucking joke

🕯️🕯️Zimzalabim zimzalabim 🕯️🕯️

I do love that the US coach dresses like he’s part of the Dharma Initiative

Have been fully VAR-pilled that the definition of off sides needs to change if we are doing micron-level analysis.

If they’re going to let the refs announce these VAR decisions, FIFA needs to train them using NFL officials penalty calls

The people yearn for an AFCON/CONCACAF tournament

July 1 vibe is Jisoo trying to hide from a pride flag thrown on stage

🗣️Consumer digital media ownership rights law is way overdue 🗣️

started Dungeon Crawler Carl and while I am enjoying it, I'm hoping it settles into its voice because it is going to get old fast. Giving heavy millennial cringe Pride Prejudice & Zombies energy

This pig’s tits are insane. Is this why this game needed extra RAM?

The World Cup is so fun. Why are the Olympics so boring?

The submarine level in Star Fox can fucking choke

We could have had Harriet Miers libbing out

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no hell hot enough

There is nothing worse than trying to do bits and riff with a room of gays and no one is on the same level

Bring back the bangs king

Liberal Arts + adequacy in technical skill(s) and/or knowledge of technical realm(s) is a cheat code

Imagine getting fingered by Falco and pulling feathers out of your hole for days after

Watching the Wide Awake video and it is literally AI?

Lmao Spotify please don’t give the LinkedIn freaks this

This is probably going to sound dumb but if there were any “good” billionaires, buying these rights and giving them back to the city seems like a no-brainer

If the city offered $3.3B under wraps and if the opposing “highest and best offer” was $3.5B, the city should pony up $300m to close the deal and be done with it

Taylor’s wedding to be officiated by Kill Tony

At Haiti v Morocco and watching every American smiling at people just a bit too much trying to communicate they aren’t “like that”

Jesse Marsch what’s good?

Couple of golazos

This Atlanta jazz? cocktail? lesbian? bar is playing Madonna album tracks exclusively

A shame he sucks because I cranked it to him a ton back when he played

this is so insane

Why did my 9 year old niece send me this

Fuck this government and may fire ants eat them from the urethra out

Our coach looks like Russell Crowe playing Steve Bannon in a movie about the 2016 Election

FUCK BLUEY FUCK SIA FUCK HUGH JACKMAN! USA

Wait I’m just realizing the funniest outcome of this is Trump trying to fire Vance in a 2am Truth Social post

they are opening up pandora's box lmao the stanbases will be in all-out nuclear war

some please help me what melody is maggots for brains chorus sampling/interpolating/sounding a lot like?? it's an 80s song I think?

can't stop saying "they bulldozered it" to myself open.spotify.com/track/3lE4Zu...