We’re all just greedy little standby piggies waiting at gate C5 rn

Hearing the conclave has concluded and we will be having Swedish Smoothbrain Summer this year

In one week I will be in the bleachers at Wrigley staring at Nico Hoerner’s fine ass

Now entering hour 2 of waiting to get through security at the New Orleans airport, still winding through the parking garage. I’m willing to just get on the plane with everyone as-is and let it be tbh

Look at her

Ready for my latest Meta settlement check

So, about last night...

The race was his to lose and he did

It's taken me a couple of days, but I'm ready to share that while Zara Larsson was covering Gimme More, I heard a gay man loudly ask his friend "Who sings this?!"

did someone say Amy Madigan?? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur7p...

If Olivia doesn’t do a Roxette/Pat Benatar era for her next album

Melanie C at Concord Music Hall will be an LGBTQIA+++ Officially sanctioned event. You will get equity credit for attending.

Also my top Pokopia tip is don't build more than the bare minimum until you finish the story quests bc the best tools/blocks are in the end game quests. The exception is getting a specific Pokemon in the fourth area ASAP.

Pussycat Dolls releasing a Timbaland-inflected song...It really is the first W administration again

Chicago: "Please enjoy the Lakefront Trail, one of the best pieces of bike infrastructure in the country!" Also Chicago: "Please die trying to bike the 1/4 mile between the Lakefront Trail and your destination."

the MLM "faith-based" marketing tag has migrated into every small service business in your hometown fyi

It gets better. Here's Vance and Rubio in the Oval Office...

Especially in that she’s so keen to emphasize punishment for everyone else under the law.

It is absolutely crazy how I accidentally killed 8 hours in Pokopia yesterday without even blinking....

The Director General of Eurovision 2026 (from host broadcaster ORF in Austria) just resigned due to "allegations of inappropriate behaviour" God this thing is cooked

Ms Musgraves is HORNY

We have been on an absolute heater of pop girlie edm songs this year and I can’t believe I didn’t immediately clock it as a recession indicator

Neighbors came outside to smoke while I was singing Esa Diva to Gemma

Pokopia review: Is Vespiqueen trying to fuck me? 10/10

Please god let it be Parallax Hal Jordan in this www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1jc...

Happy 3/05 to all who observe

Callers to Washington state’s driver’s license agency who select automated service in Spanish are instead hearing an AI voice speaking English with a strong Spanish accent.

NEW: Contractors for Meta say they've been tasked with reviewing smart glasses footage in order to train the company's AI. The contractors say they've seen videos showing wearers having sex, undressing & using the bathroom. san.com/cc/what-your...

Pokopia only reason I'm making it through this week

These Serbian divas just ate up every single Drag Race challenge youtu.be/Na7TTDPNl-c

No public link for this yet, buy W O O F that's a big number

Looks like Raja’s big advantage quickly shrunk - or may be gone entirely

my angels <3

Looking a straight person directly in the eyes and asking them if they knew Natasha Bedingfield wrote Battle Hymn of the Republic

Okay but how many times did that AI model get divorced in those 20 years

"and starting next month, you can play the original Pokemon games on Nintendo Switch Online with the Pokemon Expansion Pass (additional $9.99/mo)" [only one game added per year]

Again, it feels insane how little attention is being paid to this. The build up to Iraq was months long, in the open, full public debate. This stuff is currently below Toy Story 5 on the BBC website.

once again the Cubs Pride Night jerseys are an abomination while all the cultural heritage ones slay.

imagining my internet ghost just intermittently posting "my pusssssyyyyyy" for all eternity ❤️

Next year’s Super Bowl is either: -American Idol Winners -Kia Presents the Khia Asylum -Taylor Swift - Blondes Have More Fun (Sabrina and Dolly + Guests) -Zach Bryan and Noah Kahan

50 degrees on Sunday and Monday is a holiday...

I s2g if Windows resets my network to Public one more time…..

Sorry but there’s no way Lady Gaga would play all these Pokémon games and pick Jigglypuff over something like these freaks

It should have been the kicker

The SHEattle SHEhawks are slaying

After a week of needing to go out 10 times every night....Gemma slept through the night (and by extension, so did I thank GOD)

huh? what? i'm just posting about blood clot appreciation. please stop with the fake outrage

Starting to believe that The Chicks are Lolla headliners this year 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Girls do we have graupel??