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This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

My bacon is Antifa™ flavored.

While hiking today, I came across this beautiful memorial for dogs walked on the property.

Sunday s̶c̶a̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ snoozies

“Capitalism! It was important to hate it, even though it was how you got money. Slowly, slowly, she found herself moving toward a position so philosophical even Jesus couldn’t have held it: that she must hate capitalism while at the same time loving film montages set in department stores.”

Everyone pause and wish @spiff.bsky.social a happy birthday. Do it. Do it now.

@tombogert.bsky.social With Turner coming back to New England *not* on a DP deal, and with Tierney saying he wants to use the second DP slot, are there any rumors of conversations taking place?

I forgot I heard this song a bunch when I was a kid cause my mom listens to country music despite being from Connecticut. It might be the worst song ever. genius.com/Tim-mcgraw-i...

Remaining World Cup rooting interests: 1. Norway 2. Belgium 3. Switzerland ̶4̶.̶ ̶M̶o̶r̶o̶c̶c̶o̶ 5. France 6. Spain 7. Argentina 8. England

Just remembered the Bill O'Reilly "rub you in the shower with a falafel" lawsuit. Oh how we laughed.

I’m very curious what about driving on 93N or listening to a Red Sox game on the radio convinced the adult diaper company that their target audience was here and attentive.

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

Rate yourself: Looks: 5/10 Creativity: 7/10 Humor: 6/10 Mental Health: 5/10 Empathy: 7/10 Patience: 7/10 Social Skills: 9/10 (I can be very charming) Memory: 6/10 (trivia yes, names no)

pittsburgh pirates you are off the hook

The U.S. can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.

this World Cup is about to be out of cum

If only there was a keeper who wouldn't make that mistake

It is highly amusing to me to see people on this and other platforms whom I have seen openly and explicitly despise soccer suddenly having opinions on how the game tonight is going.

I love this Sam Adams commercial with two no-longer-active Boston players, one who's been injured basically all season, and another who was kinda ass last year when he needed to step up.

gonna make it all the tastier when haaland drops a hatty on them in miami

Like, I'm torn: which schadenfreude is tastier, Mexico's NT losing *at the Azteca* or England losing *in general*? Cause they're both absolutely delicious, but only one can pay off.

Every England goalkick reminds me of why I absolutely hate Mexico's NT.

Zachary Taylor here knows what’s up.

Holy shit

Age: 40 (!) Pronouns: he/him Location: near Boston Height: 6’0” Shoe size: 12 Sign: ♋️ Sexuality: Kinsey 5.5+ Taken: by @spiff.bsky.social Food: breakfast cereal Smoke: for a hot second in college but not since Tattoos: 8 Piercings: right ear Color: gray DMs: sure! Music: showtunes

in so far as we literally experience pathos while twitter users have never heard of the word...

Nah man, that was Louganis-esque.

SIUUUUUUUCK IT, DICKHEAD

Fuck Schilling, Tillman is now the most famous bloody sock in sports history.

My friend just texted me "no goal is offsides on stolen land" 😭😭😭

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

This is one of my favorite old-internet videos.

“What do you want to go see?” “I dunno, aliens?” “Isn’t that an old movie?” “It’s a movie?”

Being 40 is…weird. Something about aging continuing to progress even as I don’t *feel* any older now than five or even ten years ago.

Babe Ruth hit 380 home runs after Mel Brooks was born.

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

In not sad news. I get to finally share these photos I did back in February for a local drag D&D event. The drag performer Hey Mistter and her lovely assortment of hot Orc boys! We did this shoot back when it was only 25 degrees out! 🥶 despite the cold I’m very happy with how these came out.

Y’all I know a lot of things are real bad right now, but here’s one of them

GRENADYE ALASO!

That said, @spiff.bsky.social and I are honky-dinks for sure.

Something can be rinky-dink. Something can be honky-tonk. But you cannot mix and match those because you’ll sound like you’re inventing a slur.

Sub him in in the 75th just to get the game brain going again. Don’t risk him as a starter.

Flamin' Hot. I like spicy things (white people spicy, anyway) but these are just lame and they stain your skin.

My actual father is, in contrast, Lawn Zone, on the y-axis just north of the magenta triangle. Genuinely does care for the lawn, cares about the sports the rest of the family cares about but that's about it.

I'm probably in the Baseball Autism Corner right on the x-axis. (Avid reader, avid hiker, don't know fuck about Star Trek but could probably name the whole 2004 Red Sox World Series winning roster)

I swear I didn’t photoshop this