The Goonies with Big Naturals

@whipkclark.bsky.social If you vote yea on this bill, you’ll *forever* lose my vote and the vote of everyone in our district that I can reach on the phone. I guarantee it.

Don’t mind me, just doing an Apple Fitness dance workout in my underwear cause it’s easier than changing.

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

Hey Sleeper, in case you missed it, Citizen Sleeper 2: Starward Vector won the Narrative Award at the Indie Game Awards 🏆 If you haven't experienced this story yet, now's the perfect time 🚀 💫 bit.ly/CS2Steam

I've been saying to get rid of your ring for years, but SERIOUSLY. Get rid of your ring!!!

Bon Savor in Jamaica Plain. French/Brazilian cuisine. Outstanding brunch and coffee. Closed in, like, 2010.

When the vibes ain’t:

roses are red what are your fears? a bussy with teeth, or a

2016 | 2026 but with @spiff.bsky.social

Some photos from last weeks Pokemon themed drag show.

Just finished watching Station Eleven after having finished reading the book a couple weeks ago. The show isn’t a direct page-to-screen adaptation, but it is nonetheless exceptional. I’m definitely going to have to reread and/or rewatch that.

A few quick photos from my hike in Phoenix today.

Hey! Remember when we, the New York Times, sane-washed Trump and aggressively spread anti-trans hate to help get him elected? Well, as a little treat, we've got some recipes you can can actually afford in our newly crafted economic Hellscape! Enjoy the recession the right way! With Tuna & Rice!

SOGGULS SGURD YADSENDEW

Not me doing a double take every time I see a billboard for Lerner and Rowe out here.

I hate getting up early but seeing the sun rise at the airport is pretty cool.

Fake AP Stylebook rule: “Do not style it ‘TSA Pre’ on any reference, always spell out the full ‘TSA Precheck.’ TSA Pre is reserved for what happens during the secondary screening. 😏”

Putting a magnet on the TV and making it all green and pink.

Such a good quote!

oh my GOD we just saw the logo for the Kraken Pride Night this year and holy shit???

Ugh, maybe I need to wait for the whole season of The Pitt to be out before I keep watching. I forget how good the editing was and how much I just want to keep going.

Holy fuck they actually did it

We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.

Yeah, okay, this got me.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

reading moby-dick and getting brainwashed by Big Spermaceti

A reminder - before Trump, MAGA, Musk and Fox rewrote history - that this is what the entire country agreed had happened five years ago today:

if I’m not leaving the house, I’m not changing for yoga, I’m just stripping down

I watch and read legal thrillers and wonder if I could have been a good trial lawyer. I’m a skilled writer and performer, it feels like that’s, like, 75% of the job.

Been off work for a solid week and a half, longest stretch for a while. Which means the Sunday Scaries are coming in hot.

Drag name idea: Tubgirl 2

Before 10 counts as early on a holiday break.

maybe some things don’t need to be gamified

well that tracks

Doing these three cause I think they’re more interesting than the US states one.

Here’s two: my first college roommate became a professional poker player. I routinely beat him in floorwide games by slow-playing *everything*. I had lead poisoning as a toddler cause I sucked my thumb and the apartment we lived in had lead paint. (This was the late 80s-ish.)

absolutely the fuck not

Godspeed You! At the Disco

A random picture:

blanket snoomzes

Started playing Outer Worlds and this shit is cursed:

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Will you be a better boy next year?

what do you mean “come over”, you share a bed with me and do this already

Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com

Voice reveal part 2: singing voice. This was from a low-key Pride celebration near where I did The Prom this spring, so they asked me to reprise my big song for the event.

Voice reveal part 1: speaking voice. Reciting one of my favorite poems of all time, “High Flight” by Magee.