Fairly confident the tick is the other way this year.

Our first artwork with Phoebe!

oh hi pheeb

beef

I'm glad Duran got on but he swung at a ball that bounced *outside the zone*. Bruh.

Fuckin’ a. Contreras, you gotta catch that ball or let Mayer do it, cause now we’re down.

Follow up: she’s still channeling Nina’s spirit in unexpected ways.

oh hi pheeb

Remember how she ran for President as a Democrat, and also how she quit DNC leadership a cycle earlier to support Bernie? She’s a whackjob.

Oh my fucking god I thought they made this up. They did not. I just tried it myself

It was a short phase.

In the spirit of "a world without trans people has never existed and never will," I learned today of the trans French diplomat and spy Chevalière d'Éon, who, among other exploits, offered to fight on behalf of the Americans during the Revolutionary War. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevali...

In the spirit of "a world without trans people has never existed and never will," I learned today of the trans French diplomat and spy Chevalière d'Éon, who, among other exploits, offered to fight on behalf of the Americans during the Revolutionary War. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevali...

i mean, the red sox are far from being tops right now

Okay, I’ll bite, here’s a #FCF entry.

Y’all couldn’t even handle the age gap between @spiff.bsky.social and me. Those twelve days, man…

I would say “better late than never,” but, like, it might as well be never with how late it came.

Hot take: Clyburn doesn’t deserve to lose his seat, but he’s almost single-handedly the reason Biden won the primaries, resulting in fuck-all by way of changes to undo the Trump bullshit from the first time. If Biden loses the SC primary, we have a different nominee.

FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO VAGINA BONES

Phoebe is fitting the hole Nina left in our lives in more ways she could possibly know.

Phoebe is fitting the hole Nina left in our lives in more ways she could possibly know.

Paging @thesteveorlando.bsky.social

hi, li’l bits

Man, y’all should see the stuff we have to use to figure out when it’s a bot. The stuff ID’ed on this page is meaningless. Yeah, you know my IP. That’s how the internet works. User-agents and IPs and whether you clicked. That doesn’t actually tell you anything.

A powerful woman* (the spelling was bothering me)

*leans into mic* cats the musical is just an allegory for christianity

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 05,1949

Resolved: if I get a new Red Sox jersey, it’s a Rafaela jersey. I’ve always been horny for a great defensive player but he just has the swag and now he’s got the bat too.

We needed a little bit of time after the indelible marks Nina left on both our souls, but we felt ready to bring home Phoebe. We’re completely head over heels for this girl already. This account is gonna have *quite* a bit of Phoebe content for the next few days, weeks, months, years…

holy cow this season has been insane for injuries

Weird buzzing three seconds before the phone rings.

There is a woman on this subway train reading Redwall to her ~7 year old kid. Hell yeah.

🪶 [mission impossible theme intensifies]

Travel. Soccer games. Traveling for soccer games.

Charlottesville used bookstore’s got game

🆕🐾🗓️👀❓

Monday again, garfie babey!

Remember when you called a neo-Nazi dapper and platformed him in what was ostensibly a left-wing news outlet?

“Have you ever fallen in love with someone by looking at their books?” This show has some great lyrics.

I mean, same.

In the fjords of Norway, late 2024.

Crab pizza. By a mile.

I mean, this is from the town of Orange, MA.

Watching the new For All Mankind and I mean this in the most complimentary way possible, but even Apple doesn’t have enough money to make Krys Marshall look old. She’s just stunning, full stop.