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Took Arnold for a walk after his dinner, sat down with a glass of whiskey to play a chapter of my game, and both boys decided they needed to be right here with me.

The White Sox are giving away a Pope hat on Aug, 11. This might be the first time I'll be sorry not to be at that ballpark.

Appropriate since snakes do not have arms.

Hall of fame FT correction

Still the best photo I ever took of them.

Y’all, there are people so far away from Earth and blocked by the fucking Moon that we don’t even have the capability to talk to them for the next 35 minutes. How cool is that.

The way I need the audio of this moment.

I’m not really that claustrophobic but you can bet I would be after five day in a vehicle the size of the room I’m in.

The growth of intensity of Sunday Scaries following a week off work is exponential, not linear. It’s not twice as bad cause I took last week off, it’s ten times as bad. And for no reason. Really putting this new SSRI to the test.

Roses are red Short poems are sinning

JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh

T-minus 7:30 y’all. We’re going back to the moon.

Joseph, December 26th, with a little bit of a mommy fetish:

I just googled the name of a Pokemon cause I couldn't remember its moveset and you can "catch" Pokemon in Google?

chat do we suck, actually

Confession: I have no idea who Druski is and at this point, it feels like asking isn’t a realistic idea.

I stg Fandom is the most toxic digital advertising environment I’ve encountered short of illegal soccer streaming websites.

The only thing us queers like more than Barbra Streisand is her Effect.

I feel like I need to make a BSky Gay-sball Fans list or something. @jupiter2012.bsky.social @seemtoggle.bsky.social @midwestache.bsky.social @jimscott.bsky.social @dirediredocks.bsky.social @wadewhatwhy.bsky.social, who am I missing?

I’m very not a morning person but going for some focus group thing to get $500 is a compelling enough reason to wake up at 5:30.

if Anita Bryant was still alive and promoting Florida orange juice, you couldn't pay me enough to drink it. how is Harry Potter any different? here is a timeline of JK Rowling's transphobia: web.archive.org/web/20241225... & here is where her HP money is going: www.advocate.com/news/jk-rowl...

Also, when @spiff.bsky.social and I had date night at Project Hail Mary last night, we saw this “artwork” at the restaurant afterward. Tell me it doesn’t look exactly like Mel Brooks in redface (I guess you’d call it?) in Blazing Saddles.

There are glasses to raise in the praise of surviving the day.

I would really prefer not to Monday today.

Pups asking their handlers if their good boy can have a Good Boy.

Anybody else getting a lot of Gaza-themed “I’m dying give me money” bot activity lately?

put another way, even MA slacktivists think moulton is a mealymouthed cunt

Making mint is called farming Making coins is called minting Making words is called coining

fuck you, fluffernutters are fucking delicious

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Put the Strait of Hormuz on the blockchain. by Andrew Yang

Nostalgia

In all honesty, I’m not a tabletop guy, not really anyway. But the handful of times I *have* played, @falconwizard.bsky.social has always met me on my level and at my energy. I feel like that *has* to be the sign of a good GM. And I would imagine, the sign of a good game designer.

🪶 jesus, calm down, you’re all pretty

New England Friends! I’ve booked a professional photo studio and I have 2 slots available for a photo shoot this weekend! Saturday 3/14 5pm-9pm $350 (includes a 30 min photoshoot & 10 edited photos). A perfect location for artists needing headshots or anybody with an idea! Please DM if interested!

Less than three hours and I’m already in a shit mood from work.

Jane and Kenya yes-and’ed *so hard*. I want episodes that have this, not trauma dumping.

2008, IIRC.

Love having people watching over my shoulder while cleaning up a major research report. Definitely doesn’t make this a high anxiety day at all.

5. 3 is also acceptable.

Overheard at the doctor’s office cause the exam rooms were left open and are too close: Old Man: *shows wife phone* “Look, I can get my IQ score for a dollar.” Old Woman: “And it’s not a scam?” Old Man: “Naw…”

Only thing I can see in that font.

I was just reading about the Ryan White CARE Act and how it passed by a voice vote in the house, 95-4 in the Senate, and signed by Bush the First. Do we think *any* of those things would happen today?

I DID NOT HIT HER! I DID NOT!

buy now on kalshi

There has never been a better time to accept and vocalize that Jews and the Israeli government are not the same thing. Yes, the Israeli government has worked hard for decades to make us believe opposing its actions is inherently antisemitic. But it isn’t true. It never was.