I beg your fucking pardon? No, I don’t want my PayPal account linked to Meta.

Regardless of the outcome, can we talk about how Payton Tolle came up and went mano-a-mano with no less than Paul Skenes in his first appearance in the bigs and is now in an extremely high leverage appearance against the Yankees *in* Yankee Stadium?

@peteabeglobe.bsky.social @alexspeier.bsky.social Is there any rhyme or reason that you're aware of when the guys do the camera celly as opposed to the turbulence celly? I haven't figured out the pattern.

The way I want Story to turn to Duran and say "you're welcome"...

Makes you doubly glad Crochet went 7.2 cause this is gonna be a long night for the pen.

What a line from the Pope! I am so pleased he is carrying on Pope Francis’ advocacy for immigrants.

I am *begging* whatever marketer designed this ad to consult a homo before going live with this shit

Jesus. My heart rate was over 120 that whole last inning, but a win's a win. Now we just need Bello to go 8 tomorrow so he can hand it off to Whitlock and we get the fuck outta town before needing Early, Harrison, or Tolle.

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

Okay, two off of Weaver is a good start. Gimme more, please.

Crochet has been the better pitcher, but the Yankees overall have been better batters. 1-0 seems an accurate score as a result.

Three straight innings letting Fried off the hook. We're losing this game unless we absolutely go nuclear on their pen.

Shit like this gives me hope for actually pursuing a "chase" in my 40s and doing it without killing my wallet.

man i forgot how much aaron fucking boone sounds like ahick

“Spahn and Sain and pray for rain” “Pedro and Schilling, then rain, God willing.” And now: “Garrett and Bello, then hope we don’t play-o.”

I’m starting Six Feet Under (for the first time) and man this show is gonna be a trip, huh?

Yeah, okay.

Something random before October:

Live tweeting this as the THC level goes up. “Duncan Idaho” sounds like a newbie drag king name.

Getting high and watching Dune (for the first time) feels like an interesting Sunday night call but here we are.

To be clear, he was not *large*. Maybe 24” long, girth of a garden hose. Just caught me off guard, this was nonetheless the largest snek I’ve (knowingly) encountered on a hike.

Got startled by this snekky boy on my hike earlier.

Rafaela with a walkoff double. The Red Sox are in the playoffs.

Ichiro came out and the Dodgers Japanese contingent, which was waiting in center field, literally sprinted over to greet him

Three things I could talk about for three hours without prep: 1. The history of the New England Revolution 2. Redeeming songs from obscure musicals 3. Players the Red Sox shouldn’t have gotten rid of.

What one line from a commercial lives in your head rent-free? For me it’s the grunted “babies everywhere!” from this possibly fake Nutrigrain bar ad: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h_n...

Considering the injuries to Crawford, Houck, Casas, Mayer, Anthony, and to a lesser or shorter extent, Narvaez, Abreu, Bregman, Sandoval, and Slaten…it’s incredible we’re odds on to make the playoffs *at all*.

There’s no good prompt for this one.

Got some editing to do, so I pulled up my video game instrumentals playlist. It’s 11h30 long, has 200 songs. First thing it plays when I hit shuffle? Travelers encore. Sometimes, Spotify just gets me.

why is every EMR/patient portal system such a hot fucking disaster

but mom said it’s *my* turn for the autism joke!

She contains multitudes.

I feel like the forwards should get the goalkeeper donuts when they can’t do shit with the ball.

Full Chin Friday. (Shaved for photos for my show tomorrow morning. Also a new haircut!)

NH I get but where’s Vermont?

just remembered ticketmaster. fuck ticketmaster

Perhaps I should expedite my interest in visiting Target Field before the owners sell and/or move the team.

Just some graffiti from a recent hike. “cucumber”

This gif is what it feels like when you recommend something to someone and they love it. The *most* satisfying brain itch scratched.

Got fired from my job for saying that Samantha on Bewitched didn’t really wiggle her nose, she was just kind of twitching her mouth back and forth.

South Asian drag queen names for free: Tammy Tiger Suri Lanka

You can tell what coast someone is from based on how they handle crossing the street in a city: West Coast: “I’m waiting for the light because we live in a society” East Coast: “I can time it. I’m going.”

I almost forgot - the second Mariners game I went to was Bark at the Park night, so I recorded the Simba Cam.

Some Seattle moments: My hotel window looked directly at the Space Needle.