Bit of monochrome for Monday naps

Long day. Just got home from visiting the family. I am both shattered and snackish. And I have no snacks in 🤦‍♂️

Less that impressed with today’s wordle….

Lots of bsky issues today. Can’t load half the time. Perfect time to post a cheeky dick pic…. Gotcha 😜

I shall be lazing here till lunch. Like a grown up 😂

I am still about. Been super busy too. Hope y’all keeping well.

Go into town to get milk. See friend and go for a coffee and catch up on a week of gossip. Come home. Yep, you guessed it. Totally forgot to get milk 🫣

Should I have a shower or a bath? Very much first world problem

Probably the best curry I’ve ever made ☺️

I could get used to this sunshine stuff

Intently attempting to be inspired for dinner and ignoring all news alerts because 2026 is a shitshow. And it’s Monday. I may have to resort to cheese to get through this

I may have drunk too much. And forgot to get pizza.

Been a long week. Gonna go to the pub for a bit and bitch about it with friends. Then probably come home and grab a pizza and think about snuggles etc 😉😇

Made a Thai style stir fry thing. I think I’m getting domesticated

Thinking of updating my underwear collection. Recommendations on brands etc helpful

I did make the pasta. I did also overdo the spice mix. 🥵🥵

The plan was to make Cajun chicken pasta tonight but finished work and the motivation is lacking. May get a takeaway and get fatter instead

Monday is Mondaying. Have a good day y’all.

After driving all day I think I should be allowed Monday off work

Honey beer is delicious And strong 🥴

Anyone want to come over with some food and snacks? I’m too lazy to think of anything for a late lunch 🤣

It’s hump day but I’m off Friday so I’m being smug. (And also annoyed as it’s half term and the trains are cancelled so can’t take advantage of the extra day off!)

Forgot yesterday was pancake day. I had a far less interesting dinner. I may have to make pancakes today…

This has been a long week. Nearly the weekend folks, just a little longer before I can hibernate for 2 days 🥳

Throwback for Thursday. I think I still have that T-shirt…

I keep forgetting the Winter Olympics are on. Have I missed anything good?

I am less than impressed that the weekend has gone already.

Can confirm I drank too much and the hangover is real. Please send help and snuggles

Finished the work week. January is over. I think that means I can have a pint or 2. And chips. (Chips are medicinal after a long week)

I didn’t have arguing about whether murdering unarmed people is a good or bad thing on my 2026 bingo card, and yet here we are. I am beginning to feel that we should just give the planet back to nature and just stop as a species.

Gonna escape life this evening. Movie recommendations welcome

“If you just comply, you won’t get shot” This is what was said by a government official. It’s also what hostage takers say. Let’s make this week a better one.

I’m just gonna put this here… I wouldn’t be surprised if the midterms get cancelled due to ‘national security’ reasons.

I have finished all the Xmas snacks. 🥳 Tuna salad wraps for work lunches this week. Green stuff coming back on the menu

Love a night with a power cut freezing my tits off here

No #fcf here. Ate too much at Xmas so can’t see the c Also was going to try to go vegetarian for January but the texture of meat replacement stuff is just…. Off. Still going to have veggie meals more often but chicken and fish is back on the menu.

Hope y’all have a good new year and 2026 proves a better year. Failing that make sure it’s petty year and ensure your enemies year is worse than yours.

Do I go out for new years and start the year with a hangover and bacon sandwich or stay in and start the new year with a workout and healthy start? Decisions….

I’ve eaten so much crap the last 2 weeks, can’t do it anymore. Going back to normal diet and hiding the leftovers snacks… somewhere.

It’s ok to watch a film in bed with a glass of wine instead of hot chocolate isn’t it? I’ll try not to spill any of it.

Xmas done. House free. Lounge evening and a complete lazy day tomorrow. Bring it on 🥳

Dunno what day it is but I know I’m not working. So happy whatever day y’all 😊

Merry Xmas to those who celebrate. Happy Thursday to everyone else 🎅🏼☺️

I’ve finished work. I’m free 🥳

It’s Xmas Eve and hump day. Truly a day of celebration 🤣

So, clearing up house and successfully drop a solid glass vase on my big toe. Looks like its gonna give a nice purple look soon

5k??? I’m humbled. I suppose I could post something to celebrate. I’ll have to have a think 🤔

Onto to last lap. One more shift after today then off for Christmas. I know it’s literally Christmas Day the following day but that doesn’t sound as restful 😂

Everything organised, presents wrapped. All going well. Can’t find the roll of bin bags to save my life so house is very much ‘organised piles’ currently

Random statement. I still haven’t had a mince pie this year That is all