It’s hump day but I’m off Friday so I’m being smug. (And also annoyed as it’s half term and the trains are cancelled so can’t take advantage of the extra day off!)

Forgot yesterday was pancake day. I had a far less interesting dinner. I may have to make pancakes today…

Morning. Gonna trim the beard this morning I think.

Morning 😉

Power nap time.

This has been a long week. Nearly the weekend folks, just a little longer before I can hibernate for 2 days 🥳

Throwback for Thursday. I think I still have that T-shirt…

Humpdays we wear tighty whities.

I keep forgetting the Winter Olympics are on. Have I missed anything good?

Something for #mcm

I am less than impressed that the weekend has gone already.

Sunday morning lie time. Coffee is required ☕️

Can confirm I drank too much and the hangover is real. Please send help and snuggles

Morning

Finished the work week. January is over. I think that means I can have a pint or 2. And chips. (Chips are medicinal after a long week)

Getting ready for the weekend.

Little something for hump day. Long day at work so ready for naps

Power nap after work. Show the tummy for Tuesday

I didn’t have arguing about whether murdering unarmed people is a good or bad thing on my 2026 bingo card, and yet here we are. I am beginning to feel that we should just give the planet back to nature and just stop as a species.

Gonna escape life this evening. Movie recommendations welcome

“If you just comply, you won’t get shot” This is what was said by a government official. It’s also what hostage takers say. Let’s make this week a better one.

I’m just gonna put this here… I wouldn’t be surprised if the midterms get cancelled due to ‘national security’ reasons.

I have finished all the Xmas snacks. 🥳 Tuna salad wraps for work lunches this week. Green stuff coming back on the menu

Love a night with a power cut freezing my tits off here

No #fcf here. Ate too much at Xmas so can’t see the c Also was going to try to go vegetarian for January but the texture of meat replacement stuff is just…. Off. Still going to have veggie meals more often but chicken and fish is back on the menu.

Hope y’all have a good new year and 2026 proves a better year. Failing that make sure it’s petty year and ensure your enemies year is worse than yours.

Do I go out for new years and start the year with a hangover and bacon sandwich or stay in and start the new year with a workout and healthy start? Decisions….

I’ve eaten so much crap the last 2 weeks, can’t do it anymore. Going back to normal diet and hiding the leftovers snacks… somewhere.

It’s ok to watch a film in bed with a glass of wine instead of hot chocolate isn’t it? I’ll try not to spill any of it.

Xmas done. House free. Lounge evening and a complete lazy day tomorrow. Bring it on 🥳

Dunno what day it is but I know I’m not working. So happy whatever day y’all 😊

Merry Xmas to those who celebrate. Happy Thursday to everyone else 🎅🏼☺️

I’ve finished work. I’m free 🥳

It’s Xmas Eve and hump day. Truly a day of celebration 🤣

So, clearing up house and successfully drop a solid glass vase on my big toe. Looks like its gonna give a nice purple look soon

5k??? I’m humbled. I suppose I could post something to celebrate. I’ll have to have a think 🤔

Onto to last lap. One more shift after today then off for Christmas. I know it’s literally Christmas Day the following day but that doesn’t sound as restful 😂

Everything organised, presents wrapped. All going well. Can’t find the roll of bin bags to save my life so house is very much ‘organised piles’ currently

Random statement. I still haven’t had a mince pie this year That is all

Successfully finished my last 6am start of the year. 🥳🥳🥳 Now start my 4am starts for the rest of the year 🤣

Made it to 45. Still can’t iron a shirt. Still can’t smile taking a selfie. Still need to go to the gym more. Onwards and upwards

This weekend has been a bust. Been in bed sick all of it. But I have a strong suspicion that when I wake up tomorrow morning I will feel well enough to go to work. Which is a bit crap.

I think I’m coming down with a cold 😕

Been a long long week but let’s attempt this Friday thing

I’m in one of those moods. Anyone wanna help me tidy up and then make out for a few hours? Also, bring snacks 😜

I genuinely don’t like decorating. Especially on a work day. The things I would do to get someone else to finish it off…. And it’s only Monday 😭

After a very stressful week, I am now slightly drunk. Work week is ending well. It is however fooking cold 🥶

Just lost 2 hours playing Balatro. I know I’m late to the party, but that is one time sink of a game. I should cook dinner.

Shopping for a 6 year old is tough. Choose something he likes that won’t annoy the parents… think it’s impossible

Was going to go workout tonight but today has been very much a Monday so I am gonna be lazy. On the plus side, I did get some more Xmas shopping done so I think I only have a few more gifts to get 👍