About me Age: 41.5 Pronouns: he/him Location: Minnesota Height: 6’2” Shoe size: 13 Sign: Sagittarius Sexuality: Gay Taken: by the sea, hopefully Fave food: homemade Smoke: no thanks Tattoos: 4 Piercings: 0 Fave color: varying shades of green DM’s: they’re open Music: pop, in a broad sense

Bob’s Burgers and our legs intertwined in bed, little smooches, and eventually laughing at funny memes and reels as we snuggle to sleep. Yeah, this sounds nice.

Just thinking about getting filled up on a hiking trail now…

I just wanna hold hands and walk through a cute downtown and get a coffee and buy some stationary and look at cute boys with someone. (Among other things)

It’s going to be speedo season all summer.

It’s Speedo season and I live on a beach.

It’s been a long week but we made it to #fcf y’all! Anybody want to get a sniff of this jockstrap before I send it off to 👨🏻🐻?

Another Tuesday, another tummy #TummyTuesday #dadbod #gaybearsandcubs

Time to read before bed…

Lazy #TummyTuesday and a little bulge brought you by HotFriends™️

I fantasize about a partner who has a decent job, is vers in bed, loves to laugh, good with snuggles, works as a true partner in life with me, wants to work out together, wants to sometimes kiss/etc boys but comes home so we can share about it, & loves to adventure with a real “let’s do it” attitude

Slow, passionate kissing is so hot.

🤤

Hump (me) day!

Jessica Wild on the Pit Stop… I haven’t giggled this hard at drag race recaps in ages.

FCF this and FCF that… put your FC in me.

Tummy Tuesday and such.

It’s pride month. [Insert witty joke about all the loads I want to give and receive.] 😈😘

Thick Thursday or something?

One of the best parts of camping is peeing in the woods.

🎶Had a little help from my friends🎶 #fcf #fatcockfriday #cum

Introduce yourself with 10 artists you’ve seen live: 1. Kelly Clarkson 2. The Midnight 3. The Wombats 4. Jade 5. Said The Whale 6. Haim 7. Shania Twain 8. Kacey Musgraves 9. Linkin Park 10. Kylie Minogue

Hump (me) day!

Tummy Tuesday.

Come clean me up

What’s on my mind?

Happy Tuesday you fat nerds

Oh, okay hotel lighting.

Do you duck into deep blue safety?

#sundaycumday #cumshot #cum #bate #b8

Well, now I made a mess 💦

Happy FCF! This woke me up 🙈😏😝

#fcf fat cock Friday and a fat load.

Working away…

Before it gets late, I took some snapshots of the old phallus after getting home after 3 AM. I liked them enough to share. Happy #FCF!

Did you know you can buy a 42oz bag of Cadbury mini eggs at Costco?

Just kiss me, I may be Irish, but I want kisses regardless lol

Sup?

2 things can be true at once.

That post workout horny hitting hard

3, 2… sometimes 7 (I have some 6)

It’s that time again! #fcf pre and post release.

Ruff.

If you see this post, do it 🫡 Pronouns: he/him Height: 6’2” Shoe: 13 wide Zodiac: ♐️ Smoke: no Tattoos: thigh, forearm, arm Piercings: none Fav drink: a nice oatmeal stout

It’s because it’s @bearishtx.bsky.social birthday and he caused this 😈. Happy birthday and happy #FatCockFriday #fcf

If you look close, you can see me celebrating #fcf in my favorite place on earth.

A second #tummytuesday to celebrate finally arriving in Downtown Denver. Nap time!