My workday

The Fellowship of the Onion Ring

This week has been 20 years long I swear lol

Soaking up the beautiful spring weather while it lasts!

I’m doing this weird face that’s half bear face and half smile and idk why but happy #tummytuesday folks

I’ve been rewatching Mad Men for the first time in a few years, and I still love this show.

Busy afternoon over here. I worked very hard on this. Lol

It was a not so soft cock Saturday morning lol

Teenage me would never have believed that men would think it’s hot that I’m a hairy beast. Grown up me thinks that’s pretty fuckin rad. 💛🧸

#fcf still horny edition courtesy of a certain daddy bear

It’s #fcf somewhere, right?

Went out and got me a library card tonight 🤓

Last night’s beans and rice have become tonight’s stuffed peppers

Not having a functioning microwave means coming up with creative solutions for reheating leftovers lol

What if I didn’t go back to work and we spent the afternoon making out instead?

Tuesdays are for tummies, specifically for you rubbing mine 😘 #tummytuesday

Monday again, already?! #mcm #monochromemonday

I hear you perverts like pits 😜

She’s feeling faggy™️ tonight 💅🏻🌈

Moody & dramatic lighting for this #fcf

Timeline cleanse—my hamster, Archie, enjoying strawberry for the first time & of course taking a break to do a little bit of grooming. 🐹 🍓

I didn’t wanna miss #tummytuesday!

If you need me this morning I’ll just be over here 🛋️ 📺 🎮

I overheard a guy one table over from me at a coffee shop saying “she’s old. Like 27, 28?” And reader, the glare I *glared* at him. Lol

Happy #tummytuesday you beautiful bloomfies 👋🏻 🧸

Spent the morning taking photos of flowers at the botanical garden, and the afternoon at the coffee shop going through the shots. Here are 3 of my favs & me

Because if you can’t be silly with test prints then what’s the point. Also? Registration black is far too much ink. lol.

Actual footage of me touching grass. Literally.

A former coworker came by to visit and brought donuts for everybody and I’m trying to be so strong and not eat one on account of my goal to lose weight, but I keep thinking how nicely one would go with my cold brew. HELP.

Locking in for an hour of sipping cold brew and making multicolor logos into single color vectors to be black & white sponsor banners for a high school sports team with a highly specific aesthetic 🥴

Have some wholesome floral content 🌸

My Girl Scout cookie order came in and so my diet is over. 🤷🏻‍♂️ it was good while it lasted but now I have happiness in lil boxes lol

I could really use a time machine right now. My March madness bracket is due by eod and there’s $50 on the line so I need to get this right

This tank top is my new favorite piece of clothing. I love your work @art.codyshipman.com!!

I have no clue if I’m Irish or not but I accept kisses anyway

Patiently raising my team until I have me a dragonite

I walked myself in nature [to the coffee shop around the corner from work] today

Post nut #fcf

Post your most daddy pic… This was my dad locked out of the pool cuz of thunderstorms era, in August 2024.

Probably gonna get Taco Bell for lunch 🤷🏻‍♂️

I hate the shirt I’m wearing and it makes me not want to work. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Is your Canadian company hiring? I’m exploring a change of scenery lol

Ever since I saw an ad of Lisa Barlow trying to sell me Wendy’s chicken nuggets I’ve been craving Wendy’s chicken nuggets 🤔

Me: *sent a proof 2 weeks ago* Customer: (doesn’t approve proof) Me: going about my business doing my job Customer: hey, is this order done? Where’s my proof? Me: I sent it two weeks ago. You haven’t approved it. Customer: yeah, but is it done? Me: 😑😑😑

Worked out on a Saturday, but now I’m very sweaty

Are chests even furry anymore? I just don’t know 👀

Having a very this kind of day lol

@adambbz.bsky.social thank you so much for these beautiful bébés!! I love them!

I don’t feel like taking new pics today, but I still want attention so here are these #humpday pics from the archives