Good morning and happy Saturday bloomfies 😘

2016 to 2026

My mom called my wayward siblings and me to repentance in her annual end of year letter to the family. At least she has four righteous children lol.

Tummy, tiddies, and tighty-whities today after a friend sent me some salacious snaps #twt #tummytuesday

Good morning and happy #mcm from me, my coffee, and I. 👋🏻😘 #monochromemonday

post nut #fcf for the first FCF of the year 🎉

New resolution: don’t accidentally hit the save button while scrolling on here 🙈

In 2026 I’m accepting that I take up space in the world, and not allowing myself to apologize for that anymore.

Full. Content. Sleepy.

“It’s tradition to go to dinner on New Year’s Day” said the sister-in-law that’s late & the restaurant won’t seat us until she & her husband get here 😠

This was my single favorite read of the year. I think about it all the time. I loved the humor and the style of the writing. It just pulled me in, and lives rent free in my head.

I came home to a surprise new family member

I need a neon sign above my desk to tell my coworkers “no interruptions, Carly’s on”. Why do they only bug me when I’m listening to Emotion? Lol

If you need me I’ll be rewatching my program for the umpteenth time

just searched for “what wine pairs best with pirate’s booty” …for a friend, of course 🙂‍↕️

Found some dvds of photos at work from the now defunct hometown paper my old boss owned (run by my oldest brother lol). Some of them had photos of school stuff I did in high school. This was my senior year when I played J. Pierrepont “Ponty” Finch in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.

I’ve been very productive today so now I’m enjoying some time playing my game and watching my show

Finally watched KPop Demon Hunters and why did it take me so long?!

Welp. Guess it’s time to do some post-Christmas tidying now that I’m home from work. No rest for the wicked 🤣

My internet is struggling today, which makes bluesky take forever to load, and honestly that’s homophobic and I’d like to report this hate crime

I didn’t wanna miss the last #fcf of the year

Seated with my wine for my gay hockey show finale, and I’m such a happy boy

Merry Christmas and happy Holidays you cuties 😘

I’ve watched some underwhelming gay Christmas movies this year, but maybe seeing that they get watched will make streaming services more interested in making better ones 🙏🏻

Opal and I are watching Single All the Way. She loves it.

Another 25 degrees cooler and it’d be snowing 😢 maybe there’ll be snow next Christmas lol

HI I HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE AND MY SHAKY HANDS ARE EVEN SHAKIER THAN NORMAL AND I HAVE THE JITTERS AND IM AT WORK BUT THERE IS NOTHING TO DO AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THR EXCESS ENERGY IN MY BODY RIGHT NOW HI HELLO HOWDY HEY

Voice reveal, feat. My fav holiday book, which I read every December.

I almost forgot about #tummytuesday!

My new shirt arrived and I’m very happy to be wearing it today

Came home to the smell of Costco chicken pot pie in the oven, and idk if there’s a more comforting dinner to me. If only it baked faster lol

I just wanna go to bed but I have to be at work 😩 (but make it monochrome cuz #mcm)

I clean up pretty ok for our annual Christmas church service where bf plays violin for his mom’s church choir

I love getting dinner with bf’s siblings cuz they don’t care that I order a drink. Most of my family would be mortified lol

True love is texting me endlessly about survivor and all of my many inane and often bitchy comments. 💛

I tried to avoid the mall on the Saturday before Christmas. I failed.

It would’ve been very difficult to make this without the pasta

Oh hi again TJs employee, yeah that WAS just me, who checked out 2 minutes ago, made it to my car, realized I forgot the pasta I need for my meal, and had to come back and get some.

Trying to tell myself I don’t need any more hoodies, but I’m having a hard time believing me

It’s cozy here

Ok two episodes later and now that we’re focusing on more than one tribe there ARE some more people that I like, but also the ones that annoy me are grating on my nerves even more now. So far my fav hasn’t left, so yay!

Slowly but surely catching up on this season of survivor, and wow. I only care about one cast member so far, and that almost always is a person who gets sent home quickly. 🙃 Also, it’s not that I’m indifferent to other cast members, it’s that I actively am annoyed by so many of them 😬

Today I successfully worked a copy machine. Now accepting applause, congratulations, and compliments

Watching Encanto after all the time I’ve spent in therapy working on family stuff just hits different

I can’t believe it’s closing night of the Christmas concerts for my choir. I’ve loved this so much, and I’m so excited for it!!!

Going to the barber makes me feel like a new man.

Freeway debris: 1 DomDom’s car: 0

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!

How I felt this morning receiving my key to the new building at work

This feels like a good day to say we should embrace independent art created by human beings.