a “is it cake?” style game show for clueless gays like me called “is it a wig?” because i can never clock a wig

probably the most bizarre movie of the year

i've said it before & i'll probably say it again but it's a fucking crime against humanity that David Cross doesn't have an Emmy for Arrested Development

considering changing my gamer tag to InfinitePest [plz don't steal this idea]

started reading this book of essays last night & the first one is a pretty scathing review of Gore Vidal's autobiography which i didn't know i needed but has me looking forward to the rest of the collection

my toxic trait is actually really liking christmas

it's a David Byrne kinda monday

i am pretty dubious about Pillion and everything Alexander Skarsgard is doing in regards to Pillion BUT i can not recommend the novel it is based on, Box Hill by Adam Mars-Jones, enough. one of the best & gayest books i've ever read & i love it

this is a very nerdy complaint but i really hate best songs of the year lists that only list singles or, at the very least, think they should call them best singles of the year lists

you guys remember Clarity by Jimmy Eat World? still pretty good

happy friday. dad stache is back😎

we watched Queens Of The Dead last night and it was a fun zombie movie. actually made me LOL a few times. some surprisingly gory scenes. lots of fun horror easter eggs. a good queer time

so, who’s got the schedule for the Balatro Anonymous meetings?

@Nintendo put Gauntlet on the virtual console & make it mulitplayer online you cowards

the 90s were WILD a comedy!? has anyone seen this movie??

the It movies are mostly about how kids are assholes

what i would take from the criterion closet: Being John Malkovich Frances Ha Rosemary's Baby Blue Velvet, Lost Highway, Fire Walk With Me Teen Apocalypse Trilogy House Party Paris Is Burning Eyes Wide Shut True Stories Darjeeling Limited The Virgin Suicides

another dumb shirt! bearycooldesign.threadless.com/designs/rest...

low effort compiling a chill jazzy instrumental playlists for background music at parties and you gotta listen to the whole song folks because sometimes they get too into it and it starts to sound like if anxiety was noises

you know what might make me more productive? another cup of coffee NARRATOR: it did not

i watch a lot of true crime and it's crazy how often the crimes could have been avoided if being poly or open were options people considered more reasonable than murder

how good he looks here is insane. ticking every single one of my boxes like holy hell

are you even gay if you don't say HAPPY HOLLOWEENIE!? in reference to your dick today?

just want mitski / fever ray / bjork vibes

okay the Animal Crossing update actually looks really, really good 😍 this and the Scream 7 trailer, the gays are eating so well today

holy fuck😱😱😱😱😱it looks gooooooood HER DAUGHTER'S NAME IS TATUM I WILL NOT RECOVER FROM THIS FOR SEVERAL DAYS

look at him!!!!!

do i *want* to be attracted to Michael Chernus as john gacy? no. but we can't always get what we want, can we?

i hate youtube. i hate that trying to use adblock stuff on firefox turns youtube into a site that actively tries to break its self & actively tries to become unusable but i am far too stubborn to turn them off and watch fucking ads

season 2 of Titans has been a little too focused on the drama than i like but the Boulet's looks have been really stunning so far

1 thousand %

i've had Help I'm Alive by Metric stuck in my head for like a week+ and last night my husband played a video about some bloodhound puppies & one of them was tracking this hamster in a ball so now my brain keeps singing "beating like hamster beating like a hammmster" over and over

my ranking of the Halloween franchise [from best to worst]: Halloween 78 H2O Halloween 2018 Resurrection Kills Ends Curse Zombie's 1 2 Season of the Witch 5 4 Zombie's 2

my 10 fave horror movies set on/around Halloween: [in no order] Halloween 78 Trick R Treat Night of the Demon Scream 6 Haunt The Houses October Built Hell House LLC Cobweb Late Night with the Devil V/H/S Halloween

dad hope you’re having a good sunday

chatting w someone i couldn’t tell was a bot or not and this confirmed it because no real human would ever say this about ow

i thought this was on spotify but it's not :'(

happy new CRJ day 🎉

i'm pretty much a black coffee purist but every once in a while i get a craving for 1 of those impossibly sweet starbucks like drinks so i tried putting some instant coffee in pumpkin spice tea w/ some marshmallows & it doesn't have a distinct taste but it's not awful

my fave D'Angelo song RIP

spamming the Teams meeting with "coworker diff"

i could have feelings or eat a bunch of Reese's pumpkins 🎃

editing some audio this morning and god i miss my Mac so much

The Only Time might be my fave nine inch nails song

burdnt jamb is island in the sun for cool people (i'm on a weezer kick leave me alone)

like i don't know but the first weezer album will fix you the bass on only in dreams will literally and figuratively fix you that guitar riff at the end of holiday will literally and figuratively fix you when he sings my 'love is a life taker' it will literally and figuratively fix you