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i've had Help I'm Alive by Metric stuck in my head for like a week+ and last night my husband played a video about some bloodhound puppies & one of them was tracking this hamster in a ball so now my brain keeps singing "beating like hamster beating like a hammmster" over and over

my ranking of the Halloween franchise [from best to worst]: Halloween 78 H2O Halloween 2018 Resurrection Kills Ends Curse Zombie's 1 2 Season of the Witch 5 4 Zombie's 2

my 10 fave horror movies set on/around Halloween: [in no order] Halloween 78 Trick R Treat Night of the Demon Scream 6 Haunt The Houses October Built Hell House LLC Cobweb Late Night with the Devil V/H/S Halloween

dad hope you’re having a good sunday

chatting w someone i couldn’t tell was a bot or not and this confirmed it because no real human would ever say this about ow

i thought this was on spotify but it's not :'(

happy new CRJ day 🎉

i'm pretty much a black coffee purist but every once in a while i get a craving for 1 of those impossibly sweet starbucks like drinks so i tried putting some instant coffee in pumpkin spice tea w/ some marshmallows & it doesn't have a distinct taste but it's not awful

my fave D'Angelo song RIP

spamming the Teams meeting with "coworker diff"

i could have feelings or eat a bunch of Reese's pumpkins 🎃

editing some audio this morning and god i miss my Mac so much

The Only Time might be my fave nine inch nails song

burdnt jamb is island in the sun for cool people (i'm on a weezer kick leave me alone)

like i don't know but the first weezer album will fix you the bass on only in dreams will literally and figuratively fix you that guitar riff at the end of holiday will literally and figuratively fix you when he sings my 'love is a life taker' it will literally and figuratively fix you

i'm loving #Silksong (i'm towards the end of act 2) and, personally, don't think it has been "too hard" so far. i don't think that it needs to be made easier/have an easy mode; i think a simple solution for those without the time or patience to "git gud" would be a tool that lets u place a bench🧵1/?

i kind of thought people were exaggerating about how awful Bilewater was in Silksong but nope, it truly is awful

hobbies include: objectifying boys that play drums in bands

if would be funny if they replace jimmy kimmel that person makes the same joke 1st night and then the next does the same & we just do that every night forever

the Lazarus Project is a really good time travel/spy show

nothing makes me feel older than (: instead of :)

do you think Powerline from the Goofy Movie was also a secret demon hunter?

other Mya song titles that are pretty great: That's Why I Wanna Fight Anatomy 10n1 Whatever Bitch Real Compared To What Manaholic Somebody Come Get This Bitch

this is a real title to a real song she says she doesn't care if he gets hit by lightning

find someone that looks at you the way Julie looks at Rachel #bb27

the thing about depression is you feel like total shit so you can't find motivation to do much and then you get out of that cycle and are like i don't feel like total shit so i deserve a little treat of not really doing much

Weapons was pretty bonkers and i really liked it. seated for whatever Zach Cregger does next

i have roughly 700 books* & i am very seriously considering getting rid of most of them. about 500 live on my large shelves so if i could get them to all fit there would be 😎 *(that is a low estimate because i don't want to count them all / this also does not include comics or trades)

my new personality is listening to podcasts about movies to fall asleep then watching those movies that i have seen countless times & ignoring the backlog of new movies i wanna watch

🎶he was a gainer boy i said feed ya later boy🎶

pretty cool we got a mini Alien movie mid season of Alien Earth

i think my least favorite horror trope is scary scene that's actually a dream

trimmed my depression beard… what do we think about this look?

can't decide if these new Bieber albums are so mediocre they are meta & good or just boring

we were playing a jackbox game last weekend & the prompt was something that makes me mad & everyone in the room was like "just 1 thing!?"

not the Knausgaard listed with a bunch of horror stuff

the new I Know What You Did Last Summer did everything i wanted it to do & it was fun (it was basically a Scream movie) but THAT AFTER CREDIT SCENE 😍 like i can't put into words how excited it made me

Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam

this season has been bad but i think the lasting effect is that it will probably dissuade old school players we love from coming back based on how Rachel's time is going #bb27

saw a tiktok of someone with a hairless cat named Nudacris & it legit restored my faith in our species

at least our new AI overlords have a sense of humor

me: wakes up w/ a congestion headache my brain: this seems like a good time to play Cake's "Guitar Man" [a song i probably haven't heard in a decade] on repeat in here

doctor today to get the blood work & stuff for pRep; she asked how many partners i've had since the last test and you know my really bad memory & the fact that i'm a bit of a slut... i had to just kind of guess

this crazy idea that unhoused people are people and should be treated like, you know, people