i don't want to be homophobic but i do think that Big Dipper needs to be stopped or at least put in a time out corner

this is maybe the least helpful comment i have read on Nextdoor, which is a pretty high bar to clear

i don't understand how 70+ miles away is 'nearby'

when your Twizzler Pull-N-Peels got too warm at some point so now they don't pull or peel right & are not as fun to eat

it's been way too long since i've had a 3some

@production just cast unhinged people that want to yell at each other and actually PLAY big brother i want to see stressed out people chain smoking in the backyard while a screaming match happens in the kitchen

if tumblr has taught me anything it's that straight women want every fictional man to be gay

i don’t want to be one of those movies are too long now people but Devil Wears Prada 2 is way too long

i'm going to assume the real Jim Garrison also had absolutely no chill

donald sutherland is kevin costner’s tyler durden in JFK

anyone in the JFK movie: the most unhinged thing you have ever heard kevin costner:

watching JFK (which i legitimately thought was about JFK w/ kevin costner as JFK) and white straight men really need to find some hobbies

the real reason people are poly is so when your partner wants to go see a dumb movie you don't want to see they have someone else to go with

so i like to watch through a director's films in order & last year i started Spike Lee & got to Malcolm X & it felt a bit too heavy & long (which i usually like😉) at the time so i stopped & kind of forgot but today felt like a good day to finally watch it & i think i was right

my bad. sorry, this is the vibe 😱

made this last year. still true

the vibes today

this looks like the kind of image that would flash on a screen in one of those dystopian movies/tv from the 90s/2000s where people's brains didn't work

new episode of my pod is out today!!

a list of movies i like to watch when i'm sad that won't make me even sadder: Frances Ha Beginners Midsommar The Lobster Lost Highway Magnolia Being John Malkovich The Living End

a list of movies that can cheer me up: Empire Records Clueless Booksmart Baby Driver Romy & Michelle Clue Jurassic Park Scream She's Gotta Have It Rocky Horror

watching Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist to cheer myself up i gotta say as a grown up human i am quite concerned for Caroline's safety and also for the safety of all teenage people really

Generation X was the first comic i read regularly so seeing Jubiliee in her Gen X uniform in X-Men 97 really fills my nerd heart with joy also, rollerblades

i find the fact that killer mains are throwing absolute fits & not playing the current event because it's "not fair" and "too survivor-sided" so funny like 😭boo hoo😭 welcome to survivor main's normal game experience

i forget because i never really played Starfox... is the rabbit the gay one or is it the frog? i think it's the frog

if you are looking for something to watch during Pride month that is just pure queer joy i suggest this doc about the making of Rocky Horror. just so good & so inspiring. don't dream it, be it 👄

i really think the unhinged, manic, stress-inducing vibes of Where's My Phone? by Mitski is the perfect soundtrack to 2026

fishing in life/farming sims

there are a LOT of metal covers of Army Of Me by Björk like too many

using the name DJ eXpresso & only playing songs with words in the title that people commonly mispronounce

my new trashy dbd boyfriend

i know The Big Day is a whole disaster but Eternal is such a vibe

i started replaying Control (i did not get far the 1st time, when it came out) this weekend and it's SO good and the aesthetic/vibes of it are *chef's kiss* & it would make such a cool tv show

shout out to the bored suburban dads taking a break from sniffies today

coffee. amiright?

when making an exhaustive/chrono playlist of an artist: A all b sides AFTER album B singles/b sides in release order [including single, which makes shuffle a bit annoying] C b sides in release order w/out songs that appear on albums D some other way E i am overthinking it

i keep seeing articles about movies 'flopping' and it's like you sweet fucking imbecile the majority of the country can't afford food & rent... that's why no one is going to the movies

this album is so fucking good like holy shit

i need more overwatch friends

this is a better read than his novel... (trying to make the next list) (how do you have beef with The Blue Album, bro?)

also Ted Lasso is about a bunch of adult men learning how to be real actual humans & it feels nice to watch but is pretty sad if you stop & think about it you’re welcome

we're half way through season 3 and i'm starting to think that Ted & Beard aren't a couple which is weird but whatever

a little bit want to start playing Splatoon agian

a tip for Pride - if you see a straight being annoying in a video just comment asking if they know that something they said or a phrase on something they are wearing means something else in the "gay world" and let them freak out about it spread queer chaos

Charli's Wuthering Heights soundtrack is actually really fucking good

we've been watching Ted Lasso & i think youtube knows somehow & is suggesting soccer vids & i don't like it

ordered this shirt & i am very excited about it