I know the world is full of shitty news right now, so here is something nicer. A really lovely tribute to a lady who went viral in 2024 from the journalist who had originally covered the story www.bbc.com/news/article...

An important PSA. My first video, so voice reveal too, I guess.

It appears Keir Starmer won't condemn the kidnap and extraordinary rendition of another nation's head of state. For a former human rights lawyer he seems to have a very strange set of values

No one got mad at me this year because I'm wonderful and perfect 😇😌

To the people walking past my window whilst I was making pastry: Yes, the dancing was an integral part of the process

I really, really hate doing this. gofund.me/382daa406

I love my Christmas tree decorations

Santa is a daddy. Santa is a bear. Santa requires you be a good boy. You have to wait for gratification from Santa. I think Santa has a lot to answer for why I'm the way that I am 🤔

I know this type of post isn't full of Christmas cheer (and, to be clear, I personally am doing good) but I know it's a tough time for many. Reach out to friends, to family, to me, or someone like the Samaritans if you need to this Christmas. Love y'all

I took this picture as a reaction to a message, but I actually quite like it, so I'm posting it. You're welcome lol

My boyfriend, mid-conversation, said, and I quote, "You look like a Make a Wish kid." The worst part is I can't disagree

They're behind me, aren't they??

So the BBC kicked out Nadiya Hussain for being anti-genocide and has now forced out Robin Ince for supporting trans right. What a wonderful organisation it is 😒

Thank you, straight white cis man, for explaining to minorities the correct way to effect change

I have so much love for Nemo. They could easily have kept quiet, their eurovision journey complete, but instead they did what is right. Fuck the EBU www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Does Time know that architects aren't the ones that physically build skyscrapers???

Can queer pups call PETA? 🤔

I can't believe I've been telling everyone I'm 6'2 when this parking height restriction clearly shows I'm about 5'6. Sorry for misleading everyone

Do you think any of these would be worth the splinters?? 🤔

FCF

Lol; lmao, even

There was a chubby ginger guy in the queue ahead of me, and he went to scratch his back, and his shirt rode up, and I got an underwear waistband and belly glimpse. I don't know what I've done to deserve this today, but *horny moan*

Dawn Foster summed him up succinctly as a "right wing lickspittle cunt" www.bbc.com/news/article...

*sniffs pit* oh I smell good right now

The fact that nail polish has a top coat on top but a base coat on the bottom is bottom erasure

Quick question: Does anyone know if marble is body safe?? 🤔🤪

This World AIDS Day feels like a good time to reiterate my love for my friends living with HIV, remember the people no longer with us, and, unusually for me, praise the government for its announcement today of the steps it will be taking towards a zero HIV transmission future

I know I'm a huge fucking (design) nerd, but I think banks switching to accessible cards is a rare good thing that has happened in the last few years

It snowed last week. Yes, it's taken me this long to post a pic

Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships

Haircut reveal (yes, the poses are necessary)

I'm sorry, the old Ewan can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she's dead.

Time to say goodbye to my long hair

Thank goodness Labour are in power. I'd hate to see a far right government in charge... Oh... www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Seeing as it's FCF I thought I'd show off a cock... or two

Apparently, when people say, "go to your happy place," they don't mean literally... But it's too late now 🤷

It's that time of year again! Wear one or don't wear one. Very much a matter of personal choice. You will never be able to convince me to give a fuck what someone is or isn't wearing, though

Happy Halloween! 🎃

Today it was revealed that the Stonewall Lego Ideas set won't be moving forward. Lego doesn't issue the reason for their decision, and few sets do get selected, but when times are tough, allies step forward, not back. I'm disappointed. Hopefully the designer will release building instructions.

I chuckled

Gay for pay? I think you mean...

The clocks have changed. It's dark before 5. This can be a tough time for people's mental health. Know you can always reach out to me if you need to

One of you degenerates described douching as "washing the rice" because you go until the water runs clear. EVERY SINGLE TIME I cook rice I think of this. I hope you're proud of yourself

Telling a gay man that was killed by the cruelty of the British state long before his achievements had the fame they deserved to "move over" is certainly a choice by the Guardian

What I will never get with these right wing people that clearly love Dr Who/Star Trek etc is how can they have such poor media literacy? They are shows about kindness, about doing the right thing, about helping those in need. In those shows they would be the bad guys!!

I don't want to be too controversial, but I think the new Taylor Swift album is actually good... entirely because she spelled cancelled with a double L

The story is sad etc but I'm so here for this guy deciding a nasty pig hat should be worn for his pic on the BBC www.bbc.com/news/article...

Me: I've been banned from Locktober because I take performance enhancing drugs Them: The only drugs you take are SSRIs Me: Yes

Went to the beach. Got blown.