Thank goodness Labour are in power. I'd hate to see a far right government in charge... Oh... www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Seeing as it's FCF I thought I'd show off a cock... or two

Apparently, when people say, "go to your happy place," they don't mean literally... But it's too late now 🤷

It's that time of year again! Wear one or don't wear one. Very much a matter of personal choice. You will never be able to convince me to give a fuck what someone is or isn't wearing, though

Happy Halloween! 🎃

Today it was revealed that the Stonewall Lego Ideas set won't be moving forward. Lego doesn't issue the reason for their decision, and few sets do get selected, but when times are tough, allies step forward, not back. I'm disappointed. Hopefully the designer will release building instructions.

I chuckled

Gay for pay? I think you mean...

The clocks have changed. It's dark before 5. This can be a tough time for people's mental health. Know you can always reach out to me if you need to

One of you degenerates described douching as "washing the rice" because you go until the water runs clear. EVERY SINGLE TIME I cook rice I think of this. I hope you're proud of yourself

Telling a gay man that was killed by the cruelty of the British state long before his achievements had the fame they deserved to "move over" is certainly a choice by the Guardian

What I will never get with these right wing people that clearly love Dr Who/Star Trek etc is how can they have such poor media literacy? They are shows about kindness, about doing the right thing, about helping those in need. In those shows they would be the bad guys!!

I don't want to be too controversial, but I think the new Taylor Swift album is actually good... entirely because she spelled cancelled with a double L

The story is sad etc but I'm so here for this guy deciding a nasty pig hat should be worn for his pic on the BBC www.bbc.com/news/article...

Me: I've been banned from Locktober because I take performance enhancing drugs Them: The only drugs you take are SSRIs Me: Yes

Went to the beach. Got blown.

So I've just discovered Spirit Halloween has a bunch of spectacular innuendo hats and I'll be frankly disappointed if none of my American friends wear them

Friend: So is the rapture not happening? Me: I'll suck you off instead if you want Friend: 😮 Me: This is probably why I wasn't raptured 🤔

Crumb shot

There’s only one thing for it: Keir Starmer must shag the flag on live telly

If you write recipes and you measure the liquids in grams rather than millilitres I will suck your dick

Today - World Suicide Prevention Day. Two points: If you are struggling to cope with life, do not suffer in silence. Your silence only makes things worse. Talk to someone who will give you time and space.. someone who will listen. Let's stop saying "committed" suicide. It's archaic and insensitive

*Friend sends recipe* Friend: You *have* to cream the butter and sugar when making this cake Me: Don't worry, your cakes always make me cream Them: 😒

Very bold of you to assume that my SSRI leaves me with enough libido to even get to that point

I like my toast like I like my kissing: french

Coastline Similarity xkcd.com/3132/

How the fuck would predictive text possibly suffer? Should I worry whether my oven has anxiety? Maybe my phone has a headache today?? 🙄

This is something I'm working on. Trying to use it more freely. Worrying less how it will be received. Because you don't know what the future holds. And to the person I stitched this in memory of: I wish I'd said it. You were loved and I miss you

Anyone want to gnom on my pinus??

It's best to be prepared

Pretty sure this group is "results of different amounts of edging" 🤔

Not only is AI using a ridiculous amount of power and clean water and stealing people's intellectual property it's also just really shit

Call me The Thing the way I'm rock hard right now

Call me Mr Fantastic the way I want to get stretched out

BF: Serendipitous Me: That's a great word BF: It's the Ewan of words 🥰 Me: Fairly long and quite pleasurable in the mouth?

Bukkacake

This is arguably the most anti-queer government in my lifetime. For the UK's leading LGBTQ+ organisations to think it's acceptable to visit No 10 for what was clearly nothing more than a pink washing photo op shows real political naivety. It's nothing but wildly disappointing

The three genders

I went to a Lego exhibition. You might assume that I would have taken a bunch of pictures.... alas no, I took a pic of a minifigure I thought was hot 😅

I'm really struggling with my anxiety today. I'd say today is the worst it's been in a long while. This isn't me wanting sympathy, just recording how I'm feeling, because in a week or two when I'm doing better I'll have forgotten how bad I am feeling right now.

Would anyone like a slice?

It's Valentine's Day so this post is just to remind you all that my boyfriend (@arieskadmon.bsky.social) is sweet and kind and caring and hot. I'm very lucky *contented sigh* 😌

Them: TGIFF! Me: What's the extra F? Fisting?? Them: 😒😒😒 I'm the worst 🙈

Google: We're changing the name to Gulf of America for users in the US Apple: *hold my beer* I'm sure the rest of the world (and especially the people of Mexico) will be delighted by this global change

I think we can all agree a few people fleeing genocide is definitely the UK's largest problem right now 🙄😤🤬 I'd love to know how it was decided Labour's best hope was to become a Reform Party tribute act

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No spoilers, this is NOT today's NYT Connections. Apparently "something Ewan might say" wasn't a category

I really don't see the problem with referring to buttered toast as "well lubed bread." It's technically correct 😌

There is nudity, but it's artistic 😅 Picture taken a couple of years ago. Who doesn't love Christmas lights?