For the 10th billionth time: I love gay people

can’t remember if i’ve posted this one before but happy #fcf

if you see this, post a character whose name starts with an L

faggots against fascism.

my church job is in the process of moving to a temporary building (we sold our current building and will have a groundbreaking on our new building this spring) and i’m like… v sad about it. the building itself is horrible in so many ways but we all love it lmao

p sure i’ve posted this before but happy #humpday

taxes filed, time for the irs to inform me i somehow managed to embezzle $10,000,000 rip

my mommy says i’m handsome, at least 🤓

oldest selfie on your phone presented without comment (november of 2012; i was a few months away from turning 20)

um hello mother

just 69d with a friend we came simultaneously, talk about a happy accident 💦

absolutely ridiculous i earned $400 as a freelance recitalist in vermont last year and i have to pay $32 in vermont income tax like come on, y'all, you're really gonna tax that 8% for an out-of-stater? 🙄

My entire Grindr experience:

i don’t have anything good for #fcf so here’s some old hole content, aka where i want all y’all’s fat cocks to go (do not @ me for the mess; i was visiting my parents and living out of a suitcase for those two weeks 😂)

I’m here for y’all! 🖤

i’m stoned, eating taco bell, and watching zombieland 😎

when i do a composition or arrangement, i always write a short little note about what was happening when/why i made it… this might be the only arrangement (“senza fine” from the movie “ghost ship”) in carillon history that came about because of spooky ghost boobies. 🤣 #ripfrancesca

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This is the most Minnesota thing I’ve ever seen and it makes me SO HAPPY.

there are no words for how ungodly horny i am at work someone come over and suck me off under my desk 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

AAHHHHHHHHHHHH

if you see this, post your green i have green eyes; does this vid i made for @jokerpajamas.top last winter count (even though you can’t really tell what color they are)?

got out of the shower this morning to fire alarms going off and smoke in the hallway/making its way into my apartment under my front door guess someone down the hall set something alight but was able to get it under control before the building-wide alarm went off, thank the lordt happy monday 😵‍💫

Instead of working I would like to nap today.

i (unexpectedly) drove past a gaggle of 🧊 on my way home this afternoon, and i didn’t run the motherfuckers over please clap

this is my favorite group chat lmao it’s three catty homosexuals going at each other’s throats, it’s the best

watching both home alone movies tonight 😭

one of my piano moms sent me this a few minutes ago—i’ve taught her daughter piano for almost seven years (her 14th birthday was friday; i started teaching her in april 2019 so lit’rully half her life) i love my kids sm 😭

catherine o’hara died so 2026 can fuck *right* fucking off

do any bloomfs have that ear piercing that’s supposed to help with migraines? i’ve been thinking about it but don’t know if it’s worth the pain and the healing process (i have a migraine rn 😩)

okay not to be dramatic but i *need* someone to come suck my cock rn immediately

it’s not even noon and i just finished my third meeting that could have been an Emil at least it was short 😴

post four dick pics to defend your dick card

who i am online and who i am in person

post your favorite nude of 2025. you can only pick one. it was pointed out to me that i posted a video for mine and that doesnt count, so here’s my fav picture. 😌

pro tip to a little bitch i work with: don’t piss off the person who you called in a major favor with because i am miss petty labelle and will drop that shit faster than you can grovel for me to start it again 👹

i haven’t been in my office for a half hour yet and I managed to drop coffee on myself… twice. took a look and turns out the lid on my coffee didn’t get put on properly before i brought it back up here😒

Hairy thighs and ass really do set me over the edge 🥵

got a haircut yesterday, yeehaw

my favorite aunt lives out in santa monica and she’s been checking on with me periodically because of… minnesota i think i made her cry oops 😬

do y’all know what i think is a super under-appreciated vegetable? fennel. and bok choy. i know anise is a polarizing flavor but i loooooove it sm

have a #softcocksaturday from the archives (2022)… imagine me looking about a decade older and 15 pounds lighter and it could be today! 😂

using a gif or vid, give everybody a sneak peek at your flirting technique! 😉

do you ever have one of those days where like… everything just feels off? like you just kinda wanna claw out of your skin because it doesn’t feel right?

love this journey for me

ohhhh man my arthritis is killing me tonight. goddam cold snap

guess who just applied to grad sküleee

forgot to post this earlier but i’ve since finished my coffee and had to put the airpods away so rip my sanity

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH