wow ok so I didn't know this was the video! fantastic. no further notes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QDK...

learning more about advanced color shading from Tomodachi Life streamers than anything an art class has ever taught me

$4 for #Dasani is crazy! I don’t even want it for free

urrrr gonna have to put me in charge of the limes because what’s the point if they’re not pretty

they’re so mad that Piker is right 😂

which gas station has the pills that makes your balls super huge wait no hey Siri nevermind stop no how did you open Bluesky stop nevermind hey siri cancel

fit/vibe refresh ♻️

aw i hope the bisexual king (i think?) who was one of my early mentors escaped the pressures of the church and is living his life. i would give him kiss. bless him truly. sweet boy.

sorry you can't use AI to substitute your responsibility. you have to be the slop you want to see in the world. it's up to you. be the slop.

We're just making up terms now for c*nts.

I don’t feel 32, I feel like an Animorph going in the creature direction

me to myself when I’m up posting at 4am local instead of having slept at all

Charli xcx giving a PowerPoint presentation on sounds from the Sun 👩🏻‍🏫 youtu.be/OtU1fY057P0

you can make the forbidden cereal in the microwave btw and I’m not joking and you should not do it because it makes ozone gas and it can like really fuck your shit up so don’t. but I did it and it was cool. you use a grape. don’t do it.

have you ever looked at a picture of the surface of the sun? It’s fucked up. It’s plasma. this is a sharp photo but it literally looks like a n64 chunky bowser lava floor render. also the cells are called granules and they’re 930mi/1500km across of a bubble of circulating plasma at supersonic speed

hey sis 🌒

I deserve to be surrounded by hot and sexy and smart people that share my outlook on life

Advice from ex marine who is getting paid $5k/month in medical payouts for dumbass personal injuries he didn’t even get serving and owns several cars? just buy a home and then buy another home in a developing area “I did it for my kids, my son is a millionaire and he doesn’t even know it yet” ok

how are we feeling this Tuesday afternoon chat

I got put on a list about being superstitious I think because I posted tarot and it's been making me laugh a lot; anyway, just looked at the clock at 2:22 so suck my dick 😂

I haven't had a bong era yet but it's going to be very very good when I get there

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Asking ur friends to get slouchy with u is so fierce cause the expectations are set mama, we’re scrolling reels with volume 2 on our phones while half watching drag race and living our BEST LIFE 🫶

fuck you man

I haven’t eaten all day and I just made the fattest BLT with my oat bread 🥲

Happy 4/20!!

ONE THING about AI fucking it all up…or even just like “smart” results… is that I am a word-looker-upper and one by one all my tried and true quick dictionary searches are diverting to like…movie titles and brands… I need to talk to Merriam…who are you?

it is so terrifying when the destroyer of worlds is aware of his power and enjoys the fury 💫

If I see these around me in public I’m going to become an enemy NPC that throws rocks at it until it’s out of my perception… Rich on Tech I will mama slap that audacity right off your face

it’s 2am but that’s not going to stop me from quick pickling some red onions and radish slices 😗

oops almost forgot to exist today

Yeah…

I wanna sit in a Denny’s with oomfs right now so bad and hear everything y’all have to say while I demolish some moons over my hammy grand slam 3000 pancake supreme monstrosity that will give me heartburn I’m sure, but idc 🥞🍳☕️🥓

I saw two ladies with their bags clutched walking together into a Chili’s at 10pm yesterday and it’s been this shining beacon of hope in my life. they are my lighthouse 🌶️💼👯‍♀️

😌 youtu.be/3sni1ckbBqw?...

until the neighbors check in to see if everything’s alright

bröther

really craving someone with a pool rn.

Distributed Denial of Service is a River in Egypt. and a beautiful name for a girl— lmao ok there it’s done, send

every time you like a thirst trap on Bluesky, one of the DDoS attackers loses their dick

I showed Pitt 🥲

looked up an arch nemesis on the World Wide Web and accidentally just looksmaxxmogged him, oops

the twin outlooks, never forget

I am a warm light person & there are cool light people & I’m trying to be as non-judgmental about it as I can but it’s very hard…what’s it like living in a mall? what’s it like living in the worst classroom from grade school? perpetually in a jerks LED brights while he tailgates you on the 91? ok

delving for my ancient mp3 collection like jack sparrow on that deserted island pre-stocked with rum I will open a bottle of bootleg alt demo leaked version of Lady Gaga Aura thank you

I stretched out something deep and ancient, something evil and insidious in my back and shoulders in the sauna last night. The evil has been defeated. I feel unbound. I must go (carefully) push heavy chest 😤🏋🏻‍♂️

lmao www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

How it feels trying to load Bluesky today:

when you’re being mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to