The cure for male loneliness.

made one last trip to The Huntington before I let my pass expire for a while 🥲💐

and I have to just sit here and wait for the pecan pie bars to cool completely? 🫪

Spencer Pratt take us to the Olympics

election day feels so gross. I need a cleansing ritual. I might literally just take a hot bath.

of course B*anco has his wrapped and branded county sheriff's busses out today lmfao pls

I double-checked my ballot before packing it up and saw I missed one and I looked to see that it was an unopposed Republican ticket and I just laughed and put that shit in the envelope 😊

I was behind a blue lives matter truck while dropping off my ballot today and this is footage of me live on the scene cancelling their vote with my ballot

There was a dude at the gardens with his family and he had meta glasses on and he was just walking around them spaced out going “meta take a photo!” …. “Meta take a video!” …. “Meta take a video!” talkin to space and his family was annoyed… Meta, advance the psychosis

pineapple #2 is finally shaking the rot off and coming back to life, same pineapple #1 is so happy look at those leaves go bonus: fiddle leaf jr is a leaf machine

June. hmm

having learned that heterosexuality is gay from reactionary streamers, happy pride month to my fellow wife guys (a queer identity)

we’re so back

NBC News: Federal prosecutor leading the James Comey indictment over his seashells post resigns from the case.

ingredients: fuck jeff bezos hell yeah fireworks big boom lol L space :( Roman Roy having a moment in the bathroom

they should at least let you shoot the ads with a duck hunt gun

NEW REPUBLIC: “Employers and institutions have paid out $2 million in settlements to people fired or penalized over reactions to Charlie Kirk’s death… one of the largest was retired Tennessee cop Larry Bushart, jailed for more than a month…” newrepublic.com/post/211049/...

I made fudge brownies 🤤

lol is Peter Theil actually running away to Argentina to avoid how uncomfy it’s getting for him in the US? is that true? it’s time for me to log off lmao hahaha I hope that’s true that’s so funny

this is the only Patagonia content I’m here for btw. cutie patooties in Argentina.

spending the rest of the day thinking about this photo and nothing else

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I saw three beautiful men in a row while running errands. very good omen. reminded me that I am much hotter than I have been acting lately and I need to correct that 😚

Dracaena is popping off. this is a small cutting from the one outside in the second pic which is also thriving after I chopped up and replanted the original plant that was pure rootball choking on a brick of clay. Barbados Lillies are also looking so solid

we've been hearing our neighbor listening to the radio during reasonable daytime hours but it's weird because it sounds like it's coming from an LRAD?? it's too loud and clear. idc, it's nice public radio and classical music, so sure free ambiance. my mom thinks it's for the horses which I support

the air quality is so absurdly good today. I LOVE CLEAN AIR

drop the lawsuit- y'all are not practicing what you preach, and you borrowed your own name from South America so shut the hell up losers. <3 www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adve...

installed some real blinds today after having “temporary” paper blinds that have honestly been temporarily slaying for the last three years. 💃🏻 anyway, new day new slay 🤩 looking for sheer curtains next

finished Subnautica! amazing to see how much it got polished from early builds! and wow omg I have a real gfx card now! shit was gorgeous. and I made cool nuclear bases and went brrrrr into all of your treacherous caverns until I blasted off my rocket ok sorry that is the plot tho

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

a second pineapple has hit the propagation station 🍍🍍

it’s that time of the year again ❤️‍🔥

Ms. Frizzle would take the class on a field trip to burn down an AI data center.

sativa hit and within 5 minutes I’m reading about phases of water and how there is forbidden Roman numeral ice

god I bet using hyperbeam feels so good. imagine your most annoying hater—

had such a rough time picking up Subnautica when I first got it that I totally gave up after the laser cutscene. the sequel got me to start a new file a few days ago and I’m COOKING. this planet and it’s secrets are mine. I’m addicted to the dive. mmmmm resources.

good news, I invested tens of thousands of dollars in finishing only half of the highway expansion with two bridges to nowhere suspended in the air, and my city value exploded and we hit a major population milestone so wow this sim is really well made 😂

we have to introduce a natural predator asap

Subnautica 2 👀

man I hate it when your plan to expand the freeway through the old historic downtown to start a new modern city center on the other side of the river falls apart because of an unmovable cemetery and really stupid road building mechanics; I need to install so many cities skylines vanilla+ mods

I'm finding the most autistic beginners' tutorial to cities skylines and locking in

Everyone thinks they can grow a mustache now

the Jonas purity ring debacle lmao

can I say something about the 4th jonas

eating the corporate slop bowl to persist in this universe like some reverse spirited away

???? that shit has to be illegal

the cum guzzlers feed the humans pineapple… of course! look at the authentic world building happening in real time

I know some of you out there are in a really toxic relationship with your GE Profile Opal ice maker with its side tank and "scale inhibiting filter" and I just want you to know it's okay to stay or leave but you need to be honest with yourselves and consider the wellbeing of the machine