Today is a day to celebrate! Happy birthday Sebulba!

Democrats plan to go after tech companies by promoting policies that will give more power to tech companies - more at 11:00

Fake Star Wars fans get mad when new media contradicts previously established canons Real Star wars fans know not to worry because Pablo Hidalgo will fix it

Hold on, is this a pre Disney Baby Yoda?

I know the reflecting pool is not that important in the grand scheme of everything, but the fact it's so representative of everything wrong w this country w no one having died (yet) makes it perhaps the most hilarious item in the news cycle of hell

Hego Damask, the Muun financier?

Today, we commemorate Juneteenth, the moment of final emancipation from slavery in America. We honor all those who fought to make freedom possible then & we commit ourselves to continue the fight against exploitation, greed, and racism today. We’re not free until we are ALL free. Happy Juneteenth.

It's green for an AMAZING reason!

It is the year 3000. Transphobes are claiming that trans identity isn't real because it "just came into existence in the last twenty years." Archaeologists dispute these claims by pointing to the remains of a lost community known as "4tran."

It's all "everyone should be in therapy" until you accidentally miss one appointment and they charge you $100

Last push! homeless trans girl, working, recovering from illness, seeking work and an apartment while pursuing a monthly MD loop i can sustain on my income. Cheapest place ghosted, need 150 for the backup or more. Or couches!!! gofund.me/ffa0b6721 ko-fi.com/talonborne $robinvbelle seranabalfe ven

It's really unsettling how ill equipped most mainstream journalists and politicians (GOP and dems alike) are at actually engaging with Tucker Carlson - understanding the appeal he presents and addressing the threat he poses. Giving me flashbacks to the start of Trump's 2016 campaign.

Just a reminder that Sy Snootles has performed for the Hutts, and yet EVEN SHE wouldn't perform at the America 250 concert. Yet another reason she's the GOAT!

Everyone gooning to "Daddy Hutt" Rotta now that they made a Hutt that's muscular, meanwhile I've been on that shit for YEARS. You merely adopted huttfucking - I was born in it, molded by it!

Still crazy to me how upset people got over the Lord Byron quote at the end of del Toro's Frankenstein when Mary Shelley herself quotes a line from the exact same canto of the exact same poem in Frankenstein

He's impaled through the chest with a lightsaber by DARTH VADER and ejected into the vacuum of space, yet he survives? Disney RUINED lightsabers!!!

Shoutout to Richard Dawkins for giving people the easiest layup for a pun imaginable, truly some unparalleled 4D chess right here that definitely isn't the unraveling of a deeply unserious man

The attempted shooter being a quirked up Bluesky lib is actually so funny bc mfs now have to be like "we need to address the EXTREME, VIOLENT rhetoric of WILL STANCIL and GAVIN NEWSOM"

You think it's funny that they call jazz "jizz" in Star Wars until you look up the eymology of the word jazz

Trans woman escaping homelessness cycle: really really trying to get 170 for a payment by the 12th to avoid a default and save my credit. Absolutely terrible mental health day and havent been able to leave bed or eat. Anything helps. $robinvbelle @shrikerobin venmo ko-fi.com/shrikepublis...

This month in an effort to defeat the homelessness demons once and for all, I, a transgender woman artist with like 3 jobs, am soliciting up to 500 dollars to begin paying down all my outstanding bills, make rent, afford gas in the war, etc. ko-fi.com/shrikepublis... $robinvbelle @shrikerobin vnmo

It's trans day of visibility, so you have to like all my posts, even the ones about Star Wars

Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all the lovely Glup She/Ittos from the galaxy far far away!

Volo Bolus taught me to respect all podracers equally, even the nonbinary ones 🏳️‍⚧️🏁

Serving vintage fem realness in a pink pussybow blouse and a full face of makeup yet someone still manages to "he/him" me? Wtf do cis people even want?

So ready for us to start calling it "Freedom Rice" instead of Spanish rice

Just saw The Bride! Truly there may be no better way to spend International Women's Day than watching a movie where a woman bites a rapist cop's tongue off

Walked downstairs to my mother watching Heated Rivalry this morning and she just said "leave me alone, I'm watching gay porn"

Reminder that the Obama admin cited a series of 1901 Supreme Court cases which referred to residents of US territories as "savage" "alien races" to deny residents of territories like Puerto Rico the right to self-governance

I for one think Mike Tyson is the PERFECT person to get nutritional advice from, and that's why I eat anywhere from 15-30 human ears a day

"The US wasn't built by immigrants, it was built by slaves" The US is a huge country with many pieces over several centuries of history, these statements are both true and are not mutually exclusive

Expect it on J.K. Rowling's Twitter page within the next month

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Liquid glass? More like liquid diarrhea dookey! What was Apple THINKING?!?!

Sales are up! Buy stuff! Or donate and help a low income trans woman artist stay afloat! Stripe just gave me instant payouts so pretty much every purchase or tip goes right to me same day.

You never realize the value of some of the Star Wars special edition changes until you watch the Ewok movies and those mfers don't blink

Judging by the history of US regime change in Latin America, I'm sure it's totally reasonable to parrot the state department's position that this is justified bc Maduro's a dictator and to expect the puppet government we'll establish to have nothing but emancipatory goals for the people of Venezuela

Rewatching Attack of the Clones and it's interesting seeing the influence John Ford, especially the Searchers, had on Lucas in the Tatooine scenes

>"Feminism failed to liberate women" >Look inside >It's capitalism

P.o.G. (Penis of Girl)

Morgan Wallen the type of guy to claim he can say the n-word because his Black friend told him it was okay except his Black friend is literally Drake