Izzy at this typewriter pissing me OFF

I love math

Cafe au lait

This is my coach martini. Can’t recommend him enough if you’re trying to reach your mindfulness goals

This isn’t even written in his voice

Do you think they changed the title to Ella McCay after casting Emma Mackey, that Brooks wrote it for Emma Mackey and thus named it Ella McCay, or it was a weird bit of universe serendipity that Emma Mackey plays Ella McCay

Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move

Day in the life of a cinephile doing a marathon 7am movie #1 830am breakfast 845am movie #2 1045am movie #3 1pm lunch 130pm movie #4 330pm movie #5 6pm dinner 630pm movie #6 8pm movie #7 10pm movie #8

Rick and Morty supreme

I’m still here ??????

The library is how I watched movies in high school! Also check if your library system offers Kanopy!

New Yorker Name Drop game in 2 today

I’m putting a lot of trust into Sage right now and she’s been my enemy since day 1

Feeling very thankful for my time back home with @vuoriclothing #vuoripartner

“We never see you at the club” yeah I have an electric blankie and a PlayStation

That one Taylor swift song about movies

Horrific experience at LAX tonight! After I had so many good ones in a row and was gassing it up

And let’s be real here: the Ellisons have two months of experience with Paramount. Larry & Megan couldn’t make Annapurna work, why would anything be different here? More money will lead to a quicker downfall. At least Megan had artistic sense

The collusion here is, even by today's standards, so incredible.

Pointing out (because when else would I get to show off this research) that about 533 U.S.–produced features, from both major studios and independents, were released into theaters in 1957. In 2017, there were 131 given wide release, including independents. It's astounding how output has shrunk.

Amy Poehler is winning

Heard survivor contestant Jeff “it’s 600 grand by the time Obama takes it” Kent is now a baseball HOFer!

Best Director, Winner: Paul Thomas Anderson, ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER #LAFCA

Two weeks ago I said that there were likely millions of uninstalled Blackwell GPUs sitting in warehouses as there is neither the data center capacity nor the power to turn them on. Michael Burry is looking into it and it looks like he’s got evidence I’m right. www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...

Frankincense Balm

Mom said I look huge in a muscle way not in a fat way like I used to be

Rose Byrne winning Berlinale, NBR, NYFCC, and LAFCA is really wild ! Good for her

Best Screenplay, Winner: Jafar Panahi, IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT #LAFCA

03 Dec 2025

Logging into Netflix

Asking me if I’m gonna adopt a kid… umm I have a fancy dog

Throwing a dinner party for all the Oh Mary’s

More adults should act like it

"Direct wealth transfer from law abiding American citizens to criminals."

I know nobody likes me. Why’d they have to make a Christmas season to emphasize it

Most underrated HBO miniseries of the last five years? We Are Who We Are

Guy who just started stranger things today

The audience can tell when you’re being fake btw

The responsibility of being politically aware notwithstanding, literally everything I have ever learned about RFK Jr. has been against my will.

Voldemort is getting ready to switch genders

Working on an essay about everything and a second about the things I forgot in the first

Pronouncing the band geese as “geazy” hard g

MAKE SOME NOIZE FOR SANTA CLAUS

SpongeBob big guy pants OK!

Presidents have other responsibilities, I’ve been told, than hosting award ceremonies

Too many other gunnars these days we gotta crack down on that

Putting on Ron Howard’s awful grinch movie just to teach my nephews about Christine Baranski and Molly Shannon

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