Thursday

There’s never been just one minion :( it’s minions :(

Mbappe tomorrow

Heads #flashfiction #indielit #altlit #writer

There’s still time 40th anniversary 4K MAUVAIS SANG

This is an even more urgent request now 💯❣️‼️

This afternoon workout is going to hit so hard

Remember when Stephanie tweeted she wanted to kill herself as a joke and her friend called her in

Not me getting invited to a women in film restoration event

The Odyssey Kansas City and Fire Island days off approved

Kinky autistic demisexual

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

Niecy Nash EGOT

it looks like zendaya has a really long inspector gadget arm

In a roasting pan a layer of onion some olive oil a little bit of salt

Lumiere Cinema you’re my only hope (for a screening of Remake)

I met up with Mitch McConnell today and we beatboxed for twenty minutes.

I was looking at LA Galaxy tix for the game against LAFC and that stadium is in carson?! Not happening

⏳PRESEASON, REPOST & LIKE If You’re Team MELODY! #BB28🕔

How to spot a gay guy in the oil field

Tails #flashfiction #indielit #altlit #writer

Fagslop

Six European teams in the World Cup quarterfinals is insane.

Twin peaks the return episode 8 in theaters tn btw

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Perfect now I definitely won’t be watching this season 🙏🏻🙏🏻

My TikTok has totally stagnated . But my reels continue to expand in audience . Bsky gives me pretty reliable interactions

I spoke wit my good friend Rich MacDonald this morning 🙏🏻 he said satan is 7’8” and the fires of hell burn bright blue . Singed skin sloughs off your body then regenerates then sloughs off again.

How are there zero showtimes for Ross McElwee’s REMAKE in Los Angeles

The ai tool took 15 minutes to say something then told me I was chopped and unc

ai tool meet and greet at work 😍

Tuesday

Spain Belgium Norway England France Morocco …. Damn Europe clearing 😮‍💨🫪

A life lesson

Barbie summer Brat summer Fascist summer World Cup summer

Let’s turn this vibe AROUNDDD music.apple.com/us/album/on-...

Introducing kettlebell complexes back into my cardio days instead of ab circuits will report back

The US commentators begging for the audience to watch more soccer LMAOO

LUKAKU!!!!

If the US scores three more times they win it’s that easy

The video you’re about to see may be disturbing

USMNT

And don’t forget the Baja Blast zero on the side. Zero sugar. Zero guilt.

This is the US team that was playing Australia. Just dogshit

This US team deserves to lose

Message #flashfiction #writer #indielit #altlit

A broveal is what I call a girth check

Getting fucked over from every angle at work right now — not fun!