CLAIRE OBSCUR: EXPEDITION 33 SWEEP

Claire motherfucking Obscur…. So deserved

The game awards orchestra always gets me emotional. God such amazing talent

Evanescence hell yeah

Wuthering Waves winning players choice is exactly why the game awards should never be decided purely by votes lmao

Oh Jennifer English you pure soul

Opening the game awards with Clair Obscur soundtrack gave me actual chills. This game is about to sweep

I will save all the meat in the world. You can call me the Hamburger Helper

I think the social media ban in Australia is good actually

Mighty gnome giving mighty dome

Thinking of my friends. I love my friends

Somehow… some way… I will place my tiny plump body upon a hog and ride it into the sunset…

Well, it’s like my mother always said. Better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum

My poor wife was just diagnosed with penis explosion disease

My whimsy knows no bounds. I made a bowl of cereal

Setting my phasers to full thrust

Why is everyone in Smosh so attractive

This potion will lengthen your forehead by 400 percent, allowing you to headbutt your foes with ease. You could topple an entire army with one head whip.

Im having these feelings that come from my head. I believe they’re called… thoughts? Strange sensation. I’ve never thinked much before

I am the proud owner of the world’s first zoo where all the animals are fully clothed. No more of these delinquent nude zoos

This is the worst Virginia Tech season I’ve witnessed in my entire life and I wish that was even slightly an exaggeration

I’m only slightly joking when I say that I think the pope being from Chicago has blessed the bears this season

Superman still makes me cry. I love hope and optimism 😢

Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate. I am thankful for all my gnomies, homies, and associates. Here’s to more years of goofiness

I was mistaken. The scent was gnome shit

I like the scent of gnome musk

“Grok, show me this guy’s balls. Now make them bigger… bigger…. BIGGER”

AHHHHH I WANNA SMOKE JUST GIVE ME A JOB PLEASE

If you extract camp in arc raiders your moms a ho

I love when Pim does the little muppet thing with his mouth

There have been multiple Ninja Sex Party albums since I last checked them out. I didn’t know it had been that long. I’m a fake fan…

God I love my dog. She’s almost 12. I think I’ve decided she will live forever

I need money so I can do shrooms again

After a long rain I like to go out and fling mud at the grannies passing by. Lmao

I want a perfect body I want a perfect hole

Feeling the pure unadulterated dread and disappointment of a bad omelet flip

Incels are way too comfortable. We need to tar and feather them

I know there’s a lot of hate for black ops 7, a lot of it justified, but damn Kevin Sherwood and the sound team at treyarch have absolutely killed it as always. Shoutout Elena Siegman too. Incredible voice

Feeling the pure ecstasy of a perfect omelet flip

I fucking hate that insurance selling emu

Manifesting a big bearded wife

I’m freaking my geek out

Did the New Zealand trick to play black ops 7 early. I’m not a HUGE cod fan but I am pretty excited for the campaign and zombies. It’s cool seeing a follow up to black ops 2

My fingers haven’t stopped growing since i touched that strange purple mushroom outside my house

Dipping my toes in the bog

Placing a big cigar into the top of my hat so that the smoke rises into my hat and gives me a strong, yet manageable, buzz

I was playing Fortnite and I hit the griddy with invisible woman before the match started. We found each other in the match and traded items. If you’re seeing this I hope you win it all invisi-lady.

Anyone in West Seattle missing this cutie? A friend is looking for the owner.

I can’t wait til I can get a job and start smoking weed again

I’m tired of you being so dark when I’m so impish and whimsical