Conservatives are like one good moral outrage away from doing away with the 3rd amendment. “How dare you disrespect our law enforcement and refuse them entry into your home. They’re keeping this country safe.” And then Trump makes the “adopt a soldier” executive order or something

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You need to watch Midnight Mass

Pretty sky

Maaan I didn’t even care that much going into the playoffs but I could just about cry for the mariners. Hope the blue jays can beat the dodgers somehow

Why do they do these Bluejay's post game interviews without an interpreter? I don't speak Canadian... what are they saying!?!?

Spooky season means watching every Robert Eggers movie again even though I’ve seen them each multiple times

Damn people really did not give a fuck about Charlie Kirk huh? Kinda surprised how quick everyone moved on

I AM SO WOKE RIGHT NOW

Emotional night. Just wanted to share a picture of my beautiful Gran. What a pure soul. I miss you each and every day ❤️

Still a 10/10 album btw

Absolute war zone at my local protest 🚫👑

The midnight suns game is actually really good. The dialogue is kinda boring at times, the story isn’t the strongest, but the gameplay is solid. Also they wrote Deadpool/Spiderman perfectly. Blade is always cool too so that’s a plus

So regal. So refined

I’m so exhausted from the rise of fascism in America. We have fascists that don’t even know they’re fascists. And they’re all loud and annoying.

I voted and got vaccinated today. My woke levels are off the charts. Call me the woker

Playing expedition 33 again cause I felt like having my heart broken for 30+ hours

The new naked gun is actually pretty funny. Very stupid, but funny

The Binding of Isaac is probably the only game I’ve played for like a decade and never gotten close to 100%

She shleep 😴

Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal an angel gets its wings

Parent aren’t home so you know what that means…. I get to play my music in the living room instead of my room!!!! I’m a grown man!!!!

Jaxon Smith-Njigba my king…. You can have whatever you want for Christmas this year

The mariners won in the 15TH INNING?!??! WHAT?!?!?!

Mamdani might have the best smile ever

Honestly, this is probably the coolest group of posters I've had the honor of shit talking to since the early 2000's. If I fuck with you it's because y'all make me laugh a lot. Special shout-out to the OGs still posting through. You have no idea how happy I am you're still here.

First game of Fortnite in forever…. Unc still got it

I need that twink disassembled on a chemical level

Oh yeah you really fucked up now buddy. I’m gonna spit on the ground

Sometimes a gnome gets lonely. Could you pick me up and rock me like a baby while I snuggle your bosom?

If you genuinely believe that the government is shutting down because democrats want to “give illegals healthcare” you should have your ability to vote immediately revoked, I’m not even joking

It’s been a while since my last time using zyn, but I’ve been wanting something to help take the edge off since I’ve stopped smoking weed, and goddamn these things hit lmao. I’ve just been leaving them in for 5-10 minutes at a time. Apparently some people go up to like 15mg? Damn I could never

Lord forgive me, I’m about to zyn

Call me the strike zone the way I’m always inside that box. Im sorry

Damn, I gotta stop announcing the teams I’m cheering for

Haven’t watched a whole lot of baseball lately, but go mariners. Hope they win it all

So many of our problems in America today can be tied back directly to the ending of reconstruction and how we just let all these racist confederates keep their land with little to no consequences. Also how America basically adopted a bunch of Nazis after WW2 and hired them in government positions

Sometimes a little salami can fix a broken heart

They should give me the Nobel Peace Prize for ending the gnome-frog war (I made it up)

Crazy coincidence but my last blood donation finally made it to a hospital and it was right down the street from the hotel I stayed at for the concert. Depending on when the blood arrived, if I was in some crazy accident I could’ve been taken to that hospital and given my own blood lmao

Put your hat back on, you gross gnome.

Does the pope shit in the woods?

More peak

wizard frog is insane

Peak

21 pilot

Ninnies on the glass! Ninnies on the glass!

Taylor Swift’s new album came out, which means one thing. Go stream brat

My dream date? Getting shitfaced and listening to Cum Town until 3am