Seahawks fucking crushed. Thank god for our defense

This new fertilizer tastes way worse than the original recipe

Sometimes I put the Xbox controller in the microwave so it’s nice and warm on my hands during the cold winter months

You CANT play as Mario in Mario kart but you CAN play as Sonic in Sonic racing

If the Seahawks lose I’m taking a week off for bereavement

Keebler elves are known for their predatory smile and gnashing teeth

Wonder man is surprisingly great. I’d love more focused, smaller-scale stuff like this from marvel in the future

Remember when the Covid vaccine made Nikki Minaj’s balls swell up or something like that

61k likes dear god

I have a job. I own a car. I ride my bike. I eat worms. I’m just your average guy

12, 687, 3, 1, 5000 Yeah I know numbers

Thinking about heading to the aquarium and riding the shark

I love squishing I love squashing

Highguard is pretty fun. Definitely unique. Something about it feels a little off. I think 4v4 or 5v5 would be better. Definitely shouldn’t have been the final game reveal at the game awards though lol

Potion of cum

SUPER BOWL BABY LETS GOOOOO

If the Seahawks lose tonight I may cry…. I might also cry if they win

Chinga la migra

First day at my new job and we played smash brothers during lunch and didn’t even have to clock out cause it was technically a “team lunch” lmao I’m gonna like it here

41-6. I know my high school teacher Mr Bird is somewhere happy af tonight

Fuck the 49ers ayyy fuck the 49ers

The niners are turning it over against the seahawks like my dog Luna did in her grave when I had her cloned... -Tom Brady

Kenneth Walker is a fucking beast. Really coming through tonight

Most sane Seattle fan

Go Hawks baby! Sam Darnold better not start seeing ghosts

Oh Josh Allen I still love you please don’t cry

You’ll never withstand my most powerful spell (farts in my hand and throws it at you)

There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female. But the heart and soul have much more personality. It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words. You were born to live freely. Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Who up ramen’ they noodle

Two ice shootings in a week just in one city. This is fucking heartbreaking. ICE doesn’t help anybody. It’s the president’s personal gustapo. Fuck this administration to hell

I had single-handedly raised the price of RAM by eating every stick of ram in every computer across the globe

Getting put in this machine tomorrow called the “guillotine”. No idea what it is but it sounds fun!

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I know they’re taking a break but if anyone could ever get me tickets to the sonic symphony I think I would owe you my life

Aaron rogers’ old ass needs to retire lmao

This was on a forum about a potential announcement of the next persona game. Like you’re in the persona fandom and you’re worried about gay people? Brother you are in gay gamer central. Probably just wants to goon to high schoolers

Da bears!!!

I get to smoke again in 2 weeks

Why is eating Taco Bell so bad if my farts are so funny?

This shit is fucking ridiculous. A woman is murdered in cold blood for doing a three point turn next to the wrong people and half of this ignorant ass country is defending it because their “great” leader is telling them to ignore the evidence of their eyes and ears. Fuck ice. Fuck this country

ICE is just a bunch of unloveable, unintelligent, incels that were never able to feel good about themselves so they hide behind a badge and a gun to feel important so they can terrorize citizens and get away with it. Straight to hell, all of them

I need him to get an express ticket to the underworld asap

My new job is not very glamorous. The pay is nothing crazy. But I’m just so excited to start lol. The people seem very cool. It’s gonna be my first actual IT job. Feels like all these months of waiting and grinding are finally worth it

I FINALLY GOT A JOB BABYYYYY

My New Year’s resolution is to read more. I’ve been reading more than usual but I have a bad habit of starting books and then not finishing them. Im reading Frankenstein now. If you have any recommendations please let me kno

Cracked open an ore and a little goblin ran out. No idea what that’s about

Starting a secret club, which is named

Got party animals cause I had a 10 dollar Xbox card. This shit is adorable and really fun lol

Sleep paralysis is crazy because what do you mean I already tried to get up 20 times and I’m actually still asleep?