Been listening to Mr Ballen while I work. I know true crime stuff tends to be exploitative but man, ballen can really tell a story. I really appreciate how he humanizes everyone he talks about and does his best to be respectful

You know it’s getting bad when the republicans in the house are actually blocking Trump from further strikes on Iran. I’m ngl might be the only time I haven’t seen the party fall totally in line with trumps whims. Not giving credit to republicans they can still all get fucked

Daft Punk please save us if you can hear this Daft Punk please save us

The Gnomes have crossed The Threshold so this is your last warning

I think instead of the pro bowl they should just have one day where all the 50-year old retired nfl players come back to play a game and they all blow out their hips and dislocate their shoulders. Everyone leaves on a stretcher. I think it would really do numbers

Don’t talk to me, now’s not a good time… Just watched a Russell Wilson edit after he announced he’s retiring…

If your only complaint about someone’s behavior is “it’s cringe” I’m sorry to inform you but you will be strapped to the next spaceX rocket and we’re gonna land you on an asteroid to farm precious metals

Bisexual individuals are disproportionately less likely to ride bicycles than the general population, often opting for unicycles, go-karts, or penny farthings. This is referred to as internalized biphobia.

Alright guys, somebody has to start the annual biphobia discourse and I guess it’s gotta be me. Bi people were created in an underground lab in Vermont where they were released upon the world to spread the woke mind virus

My skeets can’t all be hits okay? I just smoke em when I got em

Dream blunt rotation: 1. Joan of Arc 2. Hunter Biden 3. Lego Yoda

I don’t think anyone in human history has ever moved their body like this. Like what was going through his mind here?

Happy pride month to all. I think you deserve a nice cold Dr Pepper today

The worst part of the internet is the discourse. The best part is also the discourse

It’s crazy how the only legacy left behind by Charlie Kirk is that now people use the word “kirked” whenever somebody gets their shit rocked

Saw someone say “I hope Jaxon Dart has a low madden rating this year” and their replies are literally full of dumbass conservatives saying “typical lib wishing violence on others”…. Brother your president wished death on entire civilization but madden ratings are too violent for you?

10 minutes into Spider Noir and I already love it (black and white version of course)

Mom caught a picture of this baby rabbit that keeps showing up near our house

IGN is only allowed to give a 7/10 rating for all games now. Any higher than that? They cearly got paid off to leave a good review. Any lower? Then the reviewer clearly doesn’t play games and it’s a skill issue. Unless of course they agree with me specifically, then it’s a good review

YouTube ads are actually evil. It’s like they hired somebody to make it as intrusive and obnoxious as possible. And it punishes you for watching ads! If you miss the skip ad button it just starts playing another one. All of you responsible should be launched into the stratosphere

I think a good portion of Christians only identify that way because they live their life in fear of hell. Like it really seems like some people don’t have any real understanding of Christianity but still identify as one so they can be saved. Obviously not everyone, believe what you want

Men used to go to war. Now they pretend to be gnomes on Bluesky. Shit is way better now

We have fallen as a society because we have lost the art of the barbershop quartet

I think we peaked as a society when The Jabbawockeez were on Americas Best Dance Crew

They’re making babies do art now… what the fuck…

I have never once watched a single episode of the amazing digital circus but it is flooding my feed right now. I still don’t know anything about it but holy shit is the fanbase annoying

Had a spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy’s which means I had an equally spicy shit

The way someone treats animals might be the most consistent way to judge someone’s character

I think we gotta be extra woke for pride month this year

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The ancient texts

Professional rocket league is fucking nutty. Wow crazy games between nrg and furia

There’s nothing stopping you from filling your toilet tank with sweet tea so you can have a nice cool drink while you’re shitsing

Working on the work playlist for June so I had to make it gay for gay month. (Songs aren’t updated and the right side is cropped out to hide names)

By the time you hear the next pop, the funk shall be within you

Let’s go! Da fawkin Knicks babyyyyy

I think it’s hilarious when people ask grok for stuff. It’s like Iron Man using Jarvis for the dumbest shit imaginable.

I fucking love tardigrades

Shout out my coworker that recommended deftones for the work playlist. Good taste

I think the most relatable thing in Mixtape was when one character says “I don’t really listen to movie soundtracks, like it’s just background noise right?” And the main character goes “I know everything I need to know about you”

every one please vote for me to be the next james bond and if you are in line stay in line

I’ve literally had no work all week lol company is just slow right now. I’m not complaining cause like I’m getting paid to just hang out, but it does make the day go by slower

Gonna up my grift, anybody wanna buy these supplements that turn your skin purple?

I’ve had literally no work today and I’ve realized I missed a huge opportunity to leave my computer on and take a nap

Still upset with Spanberger’s response so far to the Supreme Court ruling, but she did just sign a paid family and medical leave law so it’s not all bad I guess. We take those

Having diarrhea with the bidet on full blast so I can have a dragon ball beam clash on the toilet

Progress so far. Blank space is just room for more submissions. Song length is incorrect for all the songs right now lol just a placeholder