WHAT THE FUCK STOP EATING MY FRIENDS WHAT THE FUCK STOP IT STOP EATING THEM NOOOOOOOO HOPPINGTON NOOO YOU WERE MY JUMPIEST FROGGY FRIEND AND NOW YOU'VE BEEN EATEN FUCK MY LIFE FUCK MY BIG CHUNGUS LIFE STOP IT STOP EATING MY FROGGY FRIENDS

Labeling accounts as "rude" and censoring it as if it were pornographic content feels woke in the derogatory, performative sense

"Enemies to lovers" "shadow daddy" "orphan hero" "intergenerational trauma" shut up shut up shut up I want fantasy books about dwarves getting rip shit on mead-soaked mushrooms and blowing up trolls with hwachas and having it be an allegory for the Hussite Wars

I'm becoming woke on houses

おはようございます 今朝の１枚 案外足長いんだなってなる写真 伸ばして踏ん張っている足の間に #タツオ が入り込んできて、反対側からやってきた #南ちゃん には足を踏まれ身動き取れなくなっている #コバヤシ 左上にいる #きゅー はタツオに押されてぷきゅぷきゅと鳴いている。カオス！！ #カエル #アマガエル #ニホンアマガエル #frog

Glowing Ancient Spearhead of Exploding Mammoths

I wonder what kind of crazy loot they're keeping locked up in these data centers

Bramble Frogsfriend is being sent to Ankh-Morpork

Look upon Thunder, the cutest frog that ever lived! He smiles in spite of the darkness in the world, for his wee heart is full of whimsy and silly tidings!

anyone else forget to declare this :/

Hopefully civilization will be better once all the humans die and hyper-intelligent Corvids evolve to take over.

The worst part of ASOIAF is the iron Islands fuck those viking LARPers on the Seven

Bro's making the Ubersreik Five 🥀🥀

#WorldFrogDay show us your froggys- are they in your garden pond? Local pond or lake/loch? This wee frog - I captured 📸 in our local pond. My photo - they will always be my photos unless I repost. 💚 Look at that smiley face. 🐸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Leapfrogging into the first day of spring AND World Frog Day! 🐸💚 Hoppy Friday, indeed! Frogs are not only some of our favorite amphibious friends, but important indicators of ecosystem health. When frogs are abundant and healthy, it’s a good sign that the ecosystem is balanced! #WorldFrogDay #frogs

White people when Chuck Norris died

My husband rescued over 100 #toads this morning... Stuck in just a few inches of water, at the bottom of a deep-sided pit with a grate on top. He'd walked over the grate a few times before he noticed movement beneath it and realised what it was. Thank goodness he was able to reach them !

Sad this tree had to go Kaput #WeekKForKaput #AlphabetChallenge #ShowHeart #ThickTrunkThursday #ECK #MobilePhotography #NYCPhotography

Absolute unit. #photography #nature #landscape #scape #art #travel #trees #sensoryart #spring #urban #thicktrunktuesday #thicktrunkthursday #coloraday #bluetue #artyear #eastcoastkin

On #ThickTrunkThursday, an "Olympic Giant" in the Olympic National Park near the Elwah River. #tree #woodlands #forest #moss #OlympicNationalPark #PNW #PacificNorthwest #WashingtonState #Photography #nature #Bluemoonistic

Driftwood on the beach #driftwood #beach #moss

Artist: Gerard von Honthorst Title: Musical Group on a Balcony

No kitten, daddy can't hop on the discord call right now. Daddy is in urgent care with a VTuber orb stuck in his ass, rearranging his innards. Daddy might not make it, kitten.

Daily bunny no.3262 is up for an encore

The great river runs green with the blood of the goblins who wouldn't stop calling my wooden clogs "chopped".

I drank this mana potion and it made me take my clothes off and fight the city guards.

My frog servant, Goodoo, claims to have brought me my hat of invisibility. I will boil him for his falsehoods.

Middle school Osiris-ass shoes

The American Southwest, and the North Woods of Wisconsin have always been locked in a war of kitsch between their giant, fiberglass roadside attractions.

imagine being a teenage caveman and trying to explain this when your friends come over

Most sane, peaceful, & affable bugbear:

A bit of the "circle of life" in the Wye Valley today. Dead and fallen trees lie in a gulley, serving as a surface for dense patches of moss. And all around them, wild garlic is bursting from the soil to welcome Spring.

Tiny mushroom grows out of a bed of moss on a rainy day #GreenSat #forest #mycology #fungi #mushrooms #nature #photography

Artist: Albrecht Dürer Title: Knight, Death and the Devil

absolute cinema

In my heart of hearts, I wonder if that if gender is what is in my pants, then I must be a steaming hot log of shit.

Orbs 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Enchantable, Attunement-Based, Homunculus-Focused OS

Esoteric Ebb

oh FuF ghiuo f

Sometimes I fucking hate bluesky I try looking up "Twitch" to see if there's any streamer drama or anything and what comes up lo behold some shit about Melania Trump at the UN and a drawing of a League of Legends rat creature showing his asshole I hate this shit sometimes man

When l'm standing by myself and three kobolds are next to me touching my shins, I get scared. I'm sorry. If that's herpetophobic, then l'm that. To be honest with you, little lizard people are scary to me.

Bro failed his Dwarf Studies 🥀🥀

this is what goes on during the day inside our mushrooms