forgive me for posting nought, tis but that depression weigheth heavily on the mind of this necromancer

i find mineself back from the astral plane, hath aught happened in mine abse... oh great heavens protect us....

gnome cave diver yet again stuck in mine latrine

the bard bens son, boone be a bard college plant, i have seen him nought in any tavern yet supposedly he is popular

dost thou even begin to comprehend how dangerous revealing mine true name be? there could be fae using the orb, at least ask for mine consent first??

THE FOUL AUTOMATON SCRIETH UPON ME FOR UNTOLD AEONS AND SCRIETH UPON ME STILL??? HALT THY TONGUE, VILE ARTIFICE, HALT THY TONGUE THIS INSTANT!!!

i used to have spadroon dreams til i found out there wert other ways to war if thou wishest to be mine lich thou HAST to be obedient thou CANST NOUGHT be a ghoul

turned mine opps hellhound into this, what dost thou reckon?

@necromancerswag.bsky.social check out this funny meme i found

it’s not your imagination, the ancient tome on your bookshelf keeps getting bigger cause it writes everything you do in its pages

let’s all have a big fight with daggers and whoever wins gets to be the prime minister

knocking at your window til you bring us some nuts and cheese

AS A THANKING AND OFFERING FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT THOU HAST OFFERED ME, I RETURN WITH A NAME BY WITH YOU MIGHT KNOW ME - HELENA

le sigh, we cast on

im necromancing it

according to the latest arcane university census, chatgpt hath quickly become the #1 choice of patron for warlocks, followed by devils and the old ones, call me old fashioned but this worrieth me verily so

Bluetooth "The Wise" is ready to pair

ive seen devils do this, verily, they claimeth the warlocks firstborn and damneth it to the 9 hells, but the wretched tyrant hath nary a pact, be he worse than devils themselves?

thy addiction to mana potions is concerning

an artificer hath turned mine gold pouch into a golem once more as "a harmless prank" IF TIS HARMLESS THEN FIGHT IT THYSEF! GO ON!

curse of Baby Gronk

mine soul gem storage overfloweth yet the extraplanar entities refuseth to engage in trade for the recent tariffs, soon i will nought be able to afford basic healing potions

making 2 runes of teleportation and setting mine coffee mug upon one of them so that it shall teleport bitwixt them ad infinitum and increase mine maximum mana value, as is tradition

Fear in the face of mortal danger be not cowardice; it is wisdom. To accept such fear is the root of bravery.

skeletons will go to "subway" and tis just yonder sepulchre

ya hyaki tuha'te gash ch'ar utrog. zh'i u't gur'ar'ar zor, gash urkh'a'a "gr'chalha! ch'ar!" hyaky. ya ga'yat ze'i gash ya [gur'ar] hyaky. gash et'et "ahe u't gita'ak wehm!?" hyaky ze'i. gash et'et yash gash... hyaky ze'i. gash ya et'et'reh ch'ar hurr. u't gita'ak utrush zur'uk'yel.

went to yonder market today and the alchemist hath used fire giant ash in place of dragon scale powder in mine fire resistance potion, dwarven runes art 20% smaller, and the forest nymphs bother to seduce thee nought more, they simply cast oak flesh on thy poor person, verily we are in a recession

IV. The Emperor

i have procured a new concoction most foul

i shall start using the artificers AI to generate mine scrolls, adapt or perish !!

yet again doing transgender hip bone exchange at yonder sepulchre so that thou canst present as thy preferred gender before the right wingers favorite strawman archaeologists, if thourt a skeleton, miss this opportunity nought

Goode friends the bottle an' I hath been goode friends this evening. Let me speak unto thee a secret from mastere guard such as I: We keep ledge...ledger of all those who hath made purchase of black dye for their cloaks and hoode. Lets us know how many rakes and bandits there are at current.

gnome attachment hardpoint

*inflicteth upon thee a unique negatie status effect that doth never show up not once more asides from this mine boss encounter*

LEGALIZE NECROMANCY! AND ALSO BEING GAY AND TRANS!

working on mine comprehensive tome of all spells again, i shall update thee later

can flimbo perhaps be a projectile? tis more likely than thou wouldst think! #flimbo #fornication

pray tell, dost thou consider necromancy to be "woke"

mineself: jeremy elbertson, dost thou speak mine tongue? sir jeremy elbertson, who speaketh mine glorious eastern orcish mother tongue:

i am in the possession of two sending stones; one for the witches and one for the gnomes

the artificers automata taketh the jobs of humble adventurers, i beheld one killing rats in the sewers yesterday, this helpeth nought the recent layoffs of adventurers at the guild, these are troubling times

thank thee verily so, the wizards college doth be taxing upon mine sanity, tis an organized attack i say unto thee, they loathe me for i practice necromancy which they deemeth profane til their grandmother laith dead before them and then suddenly tis "prithee canst thou resurrect her"

i once more ask for forgiveness for posting nought, the depression issue hath been dealt with, however twas at the cost of me playing mining and crafting game for 10 hours every day for the past 5 days, tis modded, i have tamed a red dragon most fearsome, tis wondrous

i pray thee forgive me, my studies are momentarily over, yes, however a terrible depression hath befallen this here necromancer, i shall work on magics to assist me in defeating it so i will nought be able to post, i suppose

VALIANT CAPTAIN VANQUISHETH RACISM ONCE AND FOR ALL