Many of the officially released details strain credulity chicago.suntimes.com/news/2025/10...

I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now

today we are all build-a-bear

i don’t actually have a skeleton, i stay uptight because my tissues are engorged with blood like an erection.

““They dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others,” the Turkish activist ErsinÇelik, a participant in the Sumud flotilla, told Anadolu news agency.”+

if the tranny doesn't like it, she will leave. then, you are fucked

Taylor Swift: Can you guys believe that Charli XCX does cocaine? Every Charli XCX song:

Just a reminder that not only am I an early and vocal hater of AI fuckers but also you are legally entitled to hit them with hammers. I don’t make the rules.

if anyone’s got a couple of spare quids to help me through the next fortnight ‘til PIP rocks up, i might eat real food 😵🙏 www.paypal.com/paypalme/kat...

if anyone’s got a couple of spare quids to help me through the next fortnight ‘til PIP rocks up, i might eat real food 😵🙏 www.paypal.com/paypalme/kat...

they should do allotments but for various different types of land… like i don’t really have any urge to grow veg or anything, but steward a little bit of woodland or have a little bit of field/meadow to dick about in? sign me the fuck up

lol actually if you frame it like this, every successful social movement in history has been based around essentially harassing people until they give you what you want. suffragettes? civil rights? trade & renter’s unions? it’s fine when it’s for a good cause.

what pro-trans crusade Streeting meets with conversion therapy groups and Starmer repeats their talking points verbatim and it's still not enough

We are in an awful awful mess in this country where people have been murdered and you see the media wheels spin within minutes, heading straight to the opportunistic cudgels, followed quickly by the politicians and the Met - they’re disgracefūl monsters

i had to see this fucking thing in person today 💀

i’ve got to go to london tomorrow for work and i am honestly so fucking mad about it 🙃

Society is not a savings account. This isn't how anything works, it isn't how anything can work. It's a meaningless bunch of guff designed to appeal to a certain resentful old demographic of racist pensioners.

ooohhh fuck there’s a new series of 1670 🥹

Real doofus hours

we should do old fashioned hellthrealds on here to make it feel a bit more like home

shower/workout/shower/jan žižka book/sleep? or should i throw in an extra shower? maybe even skip the sleep?

Dudes rock

my handsome son 💜

another thing the expansion of the university system did was soak up youth unemployment. private business is not prepared to pay for mass internships to replace it, so the state would have to. Do these people think Real Jobs Training won’t cost billions?

What is mandatory unpaid work called, everybody?

"Migrants will have to carry out community work or volunteering to qualify to permanently remain in the UK, according to the Home Secretary." [Telegraph]

might sit around feeling shit and exhausted all day then go back to the gym at midnight so i can’t sleep again, rinse and repeat until i’m an actual husk

yeeeah, let’s go to the gym at 11pm

does the pope ever get to wear normal clothes?

turns out it was just behind a paywall but i thought this was the whole article 😭

convincing yer da that anybody without a FirstnameSurname social media account is actually a cold war soviet superspy computer robot has actually been really damaging to the fabric of society, huh?

Nothing makes me happier than when someone who has gotten something from me sends me pics of posts pics of it, I love seeing my art out in the world.

when i lived in page hall all my neighbours were basically just these guys, i kinda miss it tbh

It brings to mind how so many journos who thought Jon Ronsons' book was amazing and that "pile-ons" are the worst possible thing also believe them doorstepping and printing the personal details of random members of the public is very reasonable. It's all about hierarchy.

a lot of this imo is just driven by people who think it should be illegal to be mean to them on the internet without posting a legal name so they can grass you into your employer, but if you did actual malicious communication the police would find you in 30 seconds flat with no need for ID cards.

there’s something really fucking sinister about people who want to strip away any and all mechanisms by which you might anonymise yourself and idgaf what their intentions are in that regard tbqh.

pasta: made of italy, by italy, in italy 🤌

i want beef with a margrave

this works too well but i can’t post it ‘cos nobody wants to buy things from people who nearly set themselves on fire so it can go on here where most of the people who might buy things from us don’t live

all these credulous dickheads like “but we already have surveillance!” as if that makes it totally fine to have more. also, this leads to having to show ID for hospital treatment and stuff, which is categorically different from the council knowing my name and address or w/e.

when i was in school, there was a solid year or so when i was convinced that if you capped off one end of a copper pipe and filled the bottom with deoderant (you know; flamethrower fuel) and loaded a projectile, you could basically make a musket

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