I just got the deluxe edition of 007 First Light bc I wanna put twink James Bond in cute little twink outfits

New swim 🩳

This Texas heat is no joke 🫠

I'm literally just an NPC. Lemme give you a quest bro.

Sup gay people

Gym bros ❤️

I got a new shirt for going out and it's definitely not something I'm used to wearing 😅 but it's pride month so why not!

We should all frolic more

Okay but I hear yall like guys in glasses 👀

I felt pretty today idk

2020 / 2026

Started adhd meds 3 days ago and I've already started redesigning my spare bathroom 😅

I own a king sized bed so my dog could stretch out comfortably while I cling to the edge like a Victorian orphan.

Sometimes an early morning hot tub soak is nice 😊

Just got absolutely drenched lol

All the gays are at splash weekend and meanwhile I'm inside trying to make men kiss in my video game

3 day weekend vibes

Wearing baggy boxers bc I believe in appropriating straight bro culture

I've been working and all I wanna do is play Zelda Twilight Princess

First time seeing my mom in a long time and grateful to catch up over breakfast. ❤️

Obligatory hotel mirror 📸

Hi gays in my phone

I guess I'm gunna play Twilight Princess for the first time

I genuinely can't recommend sensory deprivation tanks to my AuDHD friends enough 🙏

titties

It's me and my anxious dog against the world

My dog has no idea he’s at his own birthday party and honestly that feels on brand.

Birthday boy

Me, a 37-year-old gay, calling a 22-year-old pop star "mother"

Oats were felt

We are doing our best

Had the best sleep ever in this hotel room :)

It's me and my 1920's boxers against the world

Yes I'll watch a 7 hour video essay on Sonic CD for my inflight movie

Why does mew look like he's throwing it back for me

Ditto lighting

A sweaty mess

Also yes I'm spending Easter Sunday in my hot tub 🤓

I just ordered some swim shorts that look like they were made for straight dads 😅 Where's the best place to get gay but still community pool appropriate swimsuits?

37 years old and thankful for twink death

Mario Movie date night

Well obviously I had to take my dog to get a nail trim today 😅

Love coming home to the property I paid off and my dog runs like a small landlord

Date night

The gays told me to play Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 for the gay romance 👀

Haven't posted 🎂 in a bit so here's this

Champion title: courtesy of Jynx

Feeling my oats

My bestie 🐾🐶

Do I buy my boyfriend some Shadow the Hedgehog body spray or will that push him past legal limits of attractiveness?