Happy Birthday to Taylor Swift!!! I don't have a skit prepared this year!!! You're engaged now, and that's awesome!!! Very happy for Taylor Swift

I'm not sure but I think the best way forward for the USA and the world at large is illegal to talk about, which is fun and also cool.

thinking about posting...

the dark lord's about to get more got than they've ever gotten got before. and THIS lil buny's gonna get 'em

Wizards

Think I scared everyone off like the scary old witch that I am

Wizards cant resist a good pun. It's like this. A house of wax implies a house of wane. And since wizards can't resist a pun, if one were to search for the House of Wayne, they would find it. gameofthronesfanon.fandom.com/wiki/House_W...

Cereal is a pun for Serial, like how a show might be a Serial. Sometimes when you see a cereal in a cartoon that cereal represents the cartoon its in or another cartoon, especially if it's a sugary cereal. Cereal factory is an animation studio in this context, etc.

ANYWAY I'm feeling much better now and I'm sorry to worry the denizens of the Enchanted Forest while I deal with the shadows and spooks eating out of my garbage can

bunnies world takeover. everyone is bunnies now. You 🫵 are bunnies now.

I am 7 entrys away from completing February through October on my honkin huge playlist.

Hallo, I am Mystic Lapine and I make artisanal playlists on youtube that go deep into numerology, tarot, and things like that. My current project is to make a calendar playlist. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

why is it that when im trying to create something beautiful, i have to hold the audience's hand the whole way and still people don't really get it, but when a bad faith interpretation is even slightly possible suddenly they're all savants able to home in on it with laser precision?

By the way, chat, I'm a paranoid schizophrenic so eat your Wheaties in peace should I start schizzing out, but also that doesn't mean they're not watching, always watching 👁️

If you're out there making deep cut references to my playlists and my google search history with the hopes that I might stumble upon it and feel bad or something, I think you might be a fan with extra steps. I'm tempted to offer an autograph or something, but you'll deny knowing me like the Christ

It’s too late, I’ve already depicted myself as the gorgeous woman cheerfully accepting ritual humiliation and you as the soyjak

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity. (It's David the Gnome and I mean this most sincerely and unironically)

How has there never been a metal song like: I AM THE BLOOD THAT BESIEGES THE TRICUSPID GATE I HAVE STOLEN FROM BILE THE FLAVOR OF HATE Someone should get on that IMO. Not me though, I have work today.

The real Mystic Lapine was the friends we made along the way

I can only think of two blunders worse: starting a land war in Asia and confronting a Sicilian when death is on the line.

We welcome December Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit

Several years ago I got the strange feeling that Talib Kweli was cyberstalking me and making hostile subtexts towards me. I shared this with my roommate at the time (who is also trans) and she waved it off as one of my delusions. Within a few days I came home to find her absolutely livid...

i can’t get anything done cause my brain has this looping

Alice and the Caterpillar — Arthur Rackham, 1907

Me too I promise

Selesnya is Sagitarian Boros is Libran Dimir is Scorpian I have theories about the other guilds but these 3 are canon and you can debate me if it pleases you (to be wrong🐰)

many eyes

Libras are the friendliest people with the Leave Me The Fuck Alone-iest dispositions

Wishing a blessed Hekate's Night to those who celebrate. It is my first night doing so, and I am looking forward to Deipnon.

The insanity of all this is increasing at an exponential rate, something has to break bubba

How long are the American people going to take *gestures vaguely but wildly* all this??? Income inequality today is worse than it was before the French Revolution and the scandal ridden president is building ballrooms and making AI cartoons of shitting on the public. What actually would it take??

@4nugg4tron.bsky.social damb, they keep suspending you?

After years of hesitance I am finally answering Hekate's call in earnest.

Pride goeth before a fall. Specifically, in June of the season prior to the fall.

It’s me, your vaguely ominous internet acquaintance who you’re pretty sure is in the woods somewhere

everyone will be rabbitified by [REDACTED] anyway so it's a moot point, but y'know

I think the story of Jacob and Esau is a horrible story, where the hero wins by being greedy and conniving and God loves them for it. And Esau is basically a racist caricature of a people called the Edomites, hairy guy who talks like a caveman but works hard. God hates his ass.

Going mad with the destructive power of sinister magic and dubious potions

Happy Wizard Wednesday, Everyone!! Art thou up doing what thou wilt?

its the full moon! time to crash out its time for a FULL MOON MELTDOWN

The Adventures of Jacob and Esau ~Present~ Souperman: The Man of Steal

Another day, another witch's coven rejection letter. Throw it on the pile I guess.

the rp venue im at now has a mind eating evil serpent that lives underneath the manor and feeds on fear. someone was like "do you know about the serpent" and im just thinking uh yeah buddy i follow like 9 mechsploitation girlies on bluesky, I am very aware of The Serpent.

In my latest blog, I offer a starter guide for people looking to approach Hekate: altar inspiration, correspondences, simple devotional practices, and more. #PaganSky #WitchSky

As Professor of Conjurations at the Arcane University, the principle aspect that pertains to my practice the most as represented in the secret histories is Knock "The principle called Knock permits no seal and no isolation. It thrusts us gleefully out of the safety of ignorance."