Gooning! At the charlie kirk memorial

so if someone overdoses on tylenol does that mean death by autism?

This is why everything sucks. It's not trans people. It's not immigrants. You are being robbed blind before your eyes and those same people also own all the tech and media networks to tell you that the cause is not them

colbert & kimmel should do their own max headroom incident

kimmel wasnt funny anyways

after eons of volcanic activity the island boys are now the continent boys

we need to make the internet something only nerds use again

it's PLEAD the FIFTH charlie, not BLEED forthWITH ya nincompoop

PUT EM IN THE DIRT JUST LIKE KIRK

wait does this mean there is an opening for president at TPUSA then

everyone freakin out over some christian boner dying

Good morning @safety.bsky.app I had a dream Dennis Prager slowly perished from pneumonia and I woke up laughing hysterically and then I smiled thinking about 9/10 & 9/11

@safety.bsky.app i keep humming franz ferdinands 2004 hit 'take me out' to myself and there is nothing you can do about it

ya know - kirk may have been a lowly human, but at least he had pizzazz

raising all the flags i see to full mast

in order to save america, hundreds, maybe thousands, of rural bikers ride for freedom today go forth and conquer my harley angels

I've heard of live streaming but this is ridiculous

oh no anyways, here's wonderwall

stacking up the traditional jenga block towers with the fam so the kids can find them knocked down tomorrow morning

(me to me) 'yeah, it's fine, i'll just DM them & ask. i'm sure-' (2 wordy paragraphs later) 'nah fuck this im just gonna bother them if i send this' (erase everything)

thanks mox! you can buy a custom drawing from me for only 5 bucks at sidvicious.ca and if you check my profile you can find my patreon and bigcartel links too!

that kid named craig? who you went to school with? still named craig. let that sink in.

Shittin on the dock of the bay

Famed incel android 17

beginning to think this president yall elected aint that great ngl

me when my head didnt get tapped during the last round of duck duck goose:

I lived biches

right and harry whittington was kgb

Fired from the airplane factory because I accidentally replaced the j in ejection seat with an r and someone died

no point in playing street fighter the streets always win

if i was in head automatica it would have been like meaty farts baby

dont see much news about politics these days

that time hank found a giant poop on his lawn mower

Flurida going to need those oranges for the vitamin c here in a few

The epic meal time guys are now epic deal time and are couponers This is a recession indicator

opening up a pwn shop where i insult customers for owning such shitty things

is the name RFK cause we R FucKed

If bluesky dies find me on yik yak

Judge was ruled unconstitutional

As a child, we didn’t have “good china,” we had “don’t touch those scissors, they’re for fabric only.”

While the amish are known to be early to rise, the pmish are late each time and frequently face punishment

They say if you play lee greenwoods god bless the USA backwards you can hear bush sr saying "Trump is dead"

this my dusty ass cat elsa

not sure how i feel about the fourteen dollar gallon of milk

Until confirmed it's been confirmed one way or another it's okay to look at your phone and drive

youtu.be/aNJXS9X0yY0 cmonnn

Due to inflation they are now billi vanilli

hahahahahah eveyrthing is so fucked hahahahahahaha