damn when one family member drops that kinda gives the others an excuse to do the same huh

do you think rfk sounds like that when he cums

its the day

Damnnnnn clanker you make my floppy disk solid state ngl

imagine, if you will - fetterman, dead ~fin~

starin at the party mix wondering why i wasn't invited

The Mama's & the papa Roach

@johnfetterman.com have a nice trip, see ya next fall lmaaoooo

Why aren't these called the abuelita awards

Pouring one out for the homies because I'm holding a pitcher and they asked

Anime where the protagonist wakes up with morning wood and it's Yggdrasil

looking at my friend ted through a telescope: farted

Just gravity fed spit perfectly to an anthill outside Payless

for far too often, words are used to start a sentence

can't pee your pants if you're not wearing any

@safety.bsky.app how can i post about my violent urges to harm members of various branches of various goverments in a way that doesnt piss you off

Accidentally hit my childhood dog on rainbow road oh fuck

Kamala's best friend died and you're laughing

im going to vote next time like i mean it, with my chest out & everything

rfk jr pls die

lol

Tall, dark, and handsome? No thanks, I need a man who is safe, lean, and agile

As you get older you may find yourself uncrumbling your penis like a dollar bill that went through the wash

for anyone confused at the bluesky waffle discourse, google "blue waffle" for context

BREAKING: Officials overturn “woke safety ban” — Nutty Putty Cave reopens. Hegseth: “If we cancel caves, what’s next, cancelling mountains for being tall? Ponds for drowning people? This is about America’s courage.”

if pete hegseth was my dad i would ask him to kill himself

Only losers need religion

david ellison looks like that splice monster - what an unfortunate way to look

We're actually having trouble securing a spot in Chicago, our hometown :( (This is mostly because it's such short notice, btw.) Let us know if you're interested in screening Bad Pedophile and you have a big space in town: [email protected]

I'm actually antiffa Fuck prospective farmers

Gooning! At the charlie kirk memorial

so if someone overdoses on tylenol does that mean death by autism?

This is why everything sucks. It's not trans people. It's not immigrants. You are being robbed blind before your eyes and those same people also own all the tech and media networks to tell you that the cause is not them

colbert & kimmel should do their own max headroom incident

kimmel wasnt funny anyways

after eons of volcanic activity the island boys are now the continent boys

we need to make the internet something only nerds use again

it's PLEAD the FIFTH charlie, not BLEED forthWITH ya nincompoop

PUT EM IN THE DIRT JUST LIKE KIRK

wait does this mean there is an opening for president at TPUSA then

everyone freakin out over some christian boner dying

Good morning @safety.bsky.app I had a dream Dennis Prager slowly perished from pneumonia and I woke up laughing hysterically and then I smiled thinking about 9/10 & 9/11

@safety.bsky.app i keep humming franz ferdinands 2004 hit 'take me out' to myself and there is nothing you can do about it

ya know - kirk may have been a lowly human, but at least he had pizzazz

raising all the flags i see to full mast

in order to save america, hundreds, maybe thousands, of rural bikers ride for freedom today go forth and conquer my harley angels

I've heard of live streaming but this is ridiculous