I'm in my league's championship and I have Jaxon Smith-Njigba, you know, nice game. Solid performance. Of course I'm playing against Puka Nacua. ffs. 🙄

I'm one of those who doesn't like horror movies. My brother's been making fun of me for 45 years. But I just watched the best film of the year, #Sinners. Only for one reason, because DAMN RIGHT I'VE GOT THE BLUES. My man.

The Chicago Bears are 100% NOT moving to NWI. They are moving to Arlington Heights. If I bet on stuff, I'd bet my entire fortune. #BearDown

The Bishop of Joliet is the new Archbishop of New York? I have... thoughts. Mainly about his predecessor Joseph Imesch, who heard my First Confession. I told him, under protection of the confessional, something about my pastor Fr. John Barrett. Imesch used it against me, and still gave *me* penance.

Haven't seen this mentioned, but trump was obviously on something during Wednesday night's speech. Likely Adderall. OR Junior gave him something.

Interesting how the Mayor is calling others "morally bankrupt". 🙄

Here's another #40, switching the ball to his left hand, eyes downfield, looking for someone to punish.

Can't wait until they pry that hideous name off the ugliest building in Chicago. Demolish the whole thing really. That area used to be beautiful open sky, now forever tainted by vile filth.

Melania Knauss was an Eastern European pro girl who hit the white whale. Well, orange whale.

U.S. government admits role in plane crash that killed skaters. www.espn.com/olympics/sto...

I need to be booked on some podcast or whatever. Folks don't use the correct wording, as smart as they are and hard as they try. I use the right words. And a lot of them start with an F. When they go low, we kick 'em in the teeth.

They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.

Of course we know Pam Bondi won't release the full Epstein files. No need for pretend outrage when she doesn't. Head down, keep working. #MakeGoodTrouble

My late friend Gale at Wrigley Field. Eyes downfield, looking for someone to punish.

The Bishop of Joliet is the new Archbishop of New York? I have... thoughts. Mainly about his predecessor Joseph Imesch, who heard my First Confession. I told him, under protection of the confessional, something about my pastor Fr. John Barrett. Imesch used it against me, and still gave *me* penance.

So, the only true American King has a hitherto unknown great-grandson? This is easily the best news of 2025.

The "worst of the worst" aren't parking in the Uber lot at O'Hare. Fucking monsters.

So, the only true American King has a hitherto unknown great-grandson? This is easily the best news of 2025.

The great Michelle Obama tells Jimmy Kimmel about her love for the #Cubs and meeting her "hero" José Cardenal. If you need a smile, here you go. #GoCubsGo

Hilarious. The WH had all the Cabinet members simultaneously put out statements supporting Susie Wiles after the Vanity Fair article came out.

To pay the ultimate price trying to save your fellows is beyond heroic. Thank you and godspeed Boris and Sofia.💔 #BondiBeach

The great Michelle Obama tells Jimmy Kimmel about her love for the #Cubs and meeting her "hero" José Cardenal. If you need a smile, here you go. #GoCubsGo

I call this phenomenon the Western Lights. Others call it sunset.

What a vile, sleazy, poisonous cockroach that man currently inhabiting the White House is.

The contributions of this man to art, humanity, joy and justice can not be exaggerated. Rest In Power Mr Reiner. You made everything better. Shattered. 💔

Having a good thought for Rob & Michele Reiner tonight.

If you're happy Patrick Mahomes got injured today, I have no use for you.

Caleb Williams gives himself a warmup hug after throwing his 2nd TD of the week. #BearDown #ChicagoBears

America: This is horrific. We don’t have to live, and die, like this. No other industrialized nation chooses to live like this. American exceptionalism at it’s absolute worst. Why are we ok with this?! Live Updates: 2 Killed and Eight Others Shot at Brown University www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...

Serious sideline reporter Taylor McGregor working the Bucked Up LA Bowl. #Cubs #GoCubsGo

Sing it from the rooftops…

Fuck Matt Shaw. #Cubs #GoCubsGo

Thank you.

Yes, I do see people's eyes glaze over when I talk at length about the politcal/personal issues between Thomas Jefferson and John Adams.

If Philip Rivers can unretire at 44 then so can... Jay. Or is he still in jail? #BearDown

From June 3 2017, now a distant memory. #Cubs #KyleSchwarber

Congrats to Kyle Schwarber, his wife Paige, and the rest of his family. Great people who deserve nothing but the best.

I do not like watching Jim Harbaugh win a football game. I repeat, Jim Harbaugh is a dick.

The guy who owes me $1M for betting Pete Rose would get into the HOF while he was alive (ka ching), now owes me another $1M. Because I said these exact words once (at Wrigley Field), "If Jeff Kent isn't careful, he's going to wind up in the HOF." He bet me a million. Everything's coming up Billy.

You know I like it when #Maddow drops a Star Wars reference. #MSNOW

45 years ago today. The day the music died. #StrangeDaysIndeed youtu.be/cuuhsqA95iA?...

Got my good Duke voice going when I yell out every line. #InHarmsWay.

Her name was Mindy McCready, and Roger Clemens, groomed her, and raped her. Then, to assuage his 'guilt', set her up to become a country music star, which she did. After which, of course, Clemens dumped this fragile, abused woman, leading to her tragic suicide.

Anyone else notice they had to change the Greased Lightnin' words for the new Travolta/Santa Capital One ad?

Put my faith in the people, but the people let me down. youtu.be/VRVPLPFoJL0?...

I saw them together in a Ft. Myers bar in the Spring of '96. I'll bet anything Jose Canseco, who was there too, would tell the truth about rapist Roger Clemens, and his abuse of the late Mindy McCready.

Her name was Mindy McCready, and Roger Clemens, groomed her, and raped her. Then, to assuage his 'guilt', set her up to become a country music star, which she did. After which, of course, Clemens dumped this fragile, abused woman, leading to her tragic suicide.

Happy In Harm's Way Day to those (like me) who celebrate.

If JD and Usha get divorced, does he still keep her name?

Long, awesome story, but I sat next to American icon Halle one night at a blackjack table at Paris in Vegas. Her then hubby was losing thousands. And here I come with the jokes, which she loved. As she left, she whispered in my ear, "Stay cool, brother." I had hair back then.