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I stand with Jimmy Kimmel. It’s interesting to see who hasn’t seen fit to weigh in yet…

How many calories do you burn revising history?

Please share this everywhere

Has anyone pulled the audio from Jan 6th to see if anyone used hate speech… 🤡

They are literally going after people who use speech to respond to hate speech.

The women trafficked by Epstein have a different file… Kash Patel in fucking monster

If you have shown no mercy in your life, I will not grant you any in death.

NOT ALL SUPER DOGS WEAR CAPES! SOMETIMES THEY WEAR ESCORT VESTS Good bye Chi :wave: Hello Milwaukee! Funk and I did the most at Care for All Wisconsin’s newest nonprofit clinic! They opened this spring, & we showed up with snacks & AAF designed artwork, then Funk the pupscort & I escorted patients!

🌴BUILT A ROOFTOP OASIS AT CHICAGO’S HOPE CLINIC, NO BIGS. FUNK AND I ARE AT OUR NEXT STOP! The Chicago’s Hope Clinic staff are hard-working heroes. Illinois providers are carrying alot of weight w/ patients flooding in from every bordering state, staff working nonstop, overworked & under-rested.

It’s not the heat, it’s the stuPEDOty

Get trained up to expose these folks!

WASHINGTON (AP) - US Air Force says it will deny retirement pay to transgender service members being separated from the service.

This is all I could muster to contribute to today’s discourse.

The entire cabinet should be renamed the Department of Tongue Darting.

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I'm just gonna keep sharing this forever, I think.

Loved talking with you!

Chuck Schumer will be workshopping a statement on the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire early next week.

I wrote about all the Stephen Colbert BS in Rolling Stone, because let’s be real—he didn’t get canceled because of money, he got canceled for being fearless. There is a long history of political comics being under attack, and this article explains it all. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

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“Welcome to The Melania Center” Was her pick fav up line in 1980

Yep. But also, it’s been happening to many of us since 9/11 in very quiet ways.

Pedotron

Get the Epstein Files on the jumbo tron!

Why don’t they just incinerate the food in front of the starving children to really get off.

Marco Rubio’s whole vibe gives involuntary Presidential diaper monitor.

The Epstein list was probably the only thing destroyed in the Iran bombing…

These Seven Republican Congresspeople on the Rules Committee voted to BLOCK a vote to release the #epsteinlist

Maybe check Ivana’s grave for the list….

Waiting For Pam Bondi to suddenly “find” and release the Epstein List and it’s a picture of Rosie O’Donnell with MS 13 photoshopped on her knuckles.

Gonna start referring to my lady gatherings as “A copious of women”

Sorry about your penis.

Any single folks out there tonight holding a vibrator in one hand and a glass of rosè in the other flummoxed at how fetid garden gnome Ken Paxton scored a wife AND a mistress?

Imagine being married to this hang em horns smaegal then finding out whose pocketssss his handssss have been… #KenPaxton

Gonna start referring to Fetterman as an SSenator

Hot Take: Ken Paxton IS Epstein’s List…

Turn's out, Mel Gibson is Grok

What in the shirtless Tim Riggins is this azzcrock talking about. No regard for the pain if the flood victims and no accountability for policies that have caused so much harm. Keep #FNL out if your mouth. Texas deserves better. Forever.

HEADS UP: The Icing on This Bigoted BS Shitcake of a Bill is also a Backdoor Abortion Ban. Anyone celebrating their independence today is not to be trusted.

Soldiers are now Judges.

Ron Desantis is the Heinrich Himmler of Joe Arpaio’s.

Waiting for Trump to change Independence Day to January 6th

Ok Jan. Dis ICE also arrest Frederico Krueger?

When you vote for a racist, you will pay for it...in every way possible.

FAFO: Racism is expensive!

How you gonna afford to rent Venice for your wedding, if you can’t get tax breaks that starve kids and throw old people into the streets to do it. C’mon you guys!

Andrew Cuomo: The People’s Predator

Maybe start referring to these Hegseth pressers at Freak Offs.