To all the baddies who are 24/7, 365 days a week full throttle Team Abobo: May your days be merry and bright. And to the misogynists who couldn’t find a clit even if it personally gave them a firm handshake:

Merry Christmas Eve from Abortion Access Front! May your night be merry, bright, and that you hoe-hoe-hoe in all the best ways. If you’re jinglin’ someone’s bells, remember: protection is the reason for the season. 😈 🎄

Merry Christmas Eve from Abortion Access Front! Remember: Whatever or whoever you are rocking around tonight, make sure to stay safe and wrap your presents before any of the fun begins. Sleigh all day, ya filthy animals. 😈

Christmas Eve greetings from AAF! May all your stockings be stuffed safely! Sleigh it out there, babes. 🛷 🎄

Merry Christmas Eve from AAF! Whether you’re roasting chestnuts or just roasting your situationship, wrap it up before you crack it open. Stay festive, stay safe, stay feral. ✨ 🌰 ☃️

Dreading the Not-So-Silent Nights of your relatives confidently shouting the wrongest shit you’ve ever heard? We bring you the Good News! @JohnFugelsang.bsky.social joins the #FBK pod to offer a theological cheat sheet to remind everyone: being pro-abortion & pro-LGBTQ+ is the holiest flex there is.

What better stocking stuffer than donating to Abortion AF in your favorite person’s name? Even better? Donate in the name of someone who HATES abortion rights. And boy, do we have suggestions. Your gift powers clinic support, trains new activists, & fuels the work lawmakers WISH we’d stop doing.

@lizzwinstead.bsky.social & @mojilocks.bsky.social have got your #FeministBuzzkills pro-abortion YEAR-IN-REVIEW under the tree & they want YOU to open it early. They trash-talk 2025’s in one hellish rollercoaster pod. Pop the champers & grab your most bedazzled barf bag. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Holiday break ACTIVATED. AAF staff is taking a quick hot girl hibernation to enjoy some R and R and R (Rest and Relaxation and REALLY well-deserved break from the sound of Amy Coney Barrett's voice).

🚨 POD DROP 🚨 THE BEST, WORST, AND WEIRDEST ABORTION NEWS OF 2025 ❗️A certain brainworm host thinks the nation guzzles abortion water 👶💦 ❗️We expose the hypocrisy of an anti-abobo Bible humper who just got caught using AI to make something so disgusting we'd get banned if we told you

Europe upstages us once again by advancing a HISTORIC proposal for universal abortion care. Plus! Theocracy twink Josh Hawley is starting a dark money anti-abortion fund. Meanwhile, indie clinics are still out here being the MVP of access. Read up and rage out now! buff.ly/RqObXkq

👩⚖️ Who Better to Decide Your Healthcare Than a Senator’s Wife? Who better to decide whether abortion pills can be mailed nationwide than Erin Hawley — Josh Hawley’s wife, Alliance Defending Freedom lawyer, and full-time Comstock Act necromancer? bit.ly/3MCVCrV

🏛️PA Gives Abortion Rights The Old College Try The PA House of Reps advanced a constitutional amendment to protect abortion rights. BY ONE VOTE. We’re not poppin’ champagne yet, because the state Senate has a kink for shooting down ANY bill that has ANYTHING to do with bodily autonomy buff.ly/T5t01yW

DROP EVERYTHING: IT’S LIZZ WINSTEAD DAY!!! 🍾Two years ago, Minnesota made it official AF when Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan and Gov. Tim Walz honored our Abortion AF founder @LizzWinstead.bsky.social with her very own day to celebrate decades of fearless comedy, radical care, & never shutting up. 💃💪

🍾Victory in the EU! Abortion Rights For All! The European Parliament voted ¡Claro que sí! (aka HELL YES) on a plan that would let people in countries that restrict abortion get one in another EU country FOR FREE. The final vote will be in March. buff.ly/gQQNUe0

🚪 When Indie Clinics Close, Everyone Loses Independent clinics are the undisputed queens of abortion access. They provide the MAJORITY of abortions in the US. 58% to be exact. And they do it with WAY fewer resources than the big names. bit.ly/4oTje8P

🤡 Ron DeSatan EXPOSED The tea is: Florida's Governor DeTritus diverted more than $35 MILLION away from child welfare and Medicaid to TV ads spewing straight garbage propaganda to defeat two 2024 amendments that aimed to protect abortion and cannabis rights. bit.ly/49bKY42

💵 Power Couple Plans to Fund PR Campaign for Patriarchy America’s least favorite anti-abortion duo is gearing up for an all-out cultural and political assault on abortion rights. Josh Hawley and his wife Erin are not satisfied with Roe being overturned. buff.ly/y2JDCaG

📺 TV's Abortion Fail In the middle of a reproductive health crisis, the boob tube is NOT MEETING THE MOMENT. ANSIRH peeped all the 2025 TV abortion storylines & the verdict is in: the small screen is ignoring medication abortion & went back to leaning on myths and old, tired tropes. bit.ly/4oPAE6k

Light the menorah, drink some wine, and remember to carbo-load with latkes to fuel up for the next year of fighting, raising hell, and dragging every anti-abortion schmuck trying to nosh on our bodily autonomy. Happy Hannukah! May each night bring peace and joy to you and yours.

It’s #SerotoninSunday! 📢Congresswoman Nikema Williams has introduced a whole ass resolution to declare that reproductive freedom is… A HUMAN RIGHT. Cuz there is a heroic amount of paperwork involved in stating the obvious to fertility fascists. buff.ly/g8o6v9g

⚠️DON’T SKIP THIS VIDEO ‼️ Accounts like ours are getting Zucked left and right. Your marching orders for the week? Hit all the buttons on all the lefty, libby, queer, abobo-loving content you see! buff.ly/5IFJ9hH

Get your wrapping paper ready and your 'nog spiked so you can be set up for the #FeministBuzzkills end of year blowout episode! @LizzWinstead.bsky.social & @MojiLocks.bsky.social drill down on the Best (hahahah 😞 ), Worst (natch), & Weirdest (see worst on steroids) abortion stories & trends of 2025!

On this week's @bust_magazine blog: Indiana docs don’t have to report abortions to a government fantasizing about arresting them, and a “pro-life” org threatened lawmakers to vote NO on LIFE-SAVING care. Plus! The FDA Commissioner is punting his “review” of mifepristone until after the midterms.

🎵 2025’s Spotify Wrapped of Anti-Abortion Extremism It’s that cheery time of year when @guttmacher.org drops their report on the hottest trends in reproductive oppression. bit.ly/451Yx3r

🛍️ UPDATE: Wisconsin Backtracks on Catch Kits For Abortions In the past week, Wisconsin lawmakers got dragged so hard they had to remove their DERANGED “catch kit” provision from their proposed anti-abortion medication law. buff.ly/M2o7DV4

🚨 People Will Always Find Ways To Get Abortions New data from #WeCount just dropped: In-clinic care is still the backbone of abortion access, but telehealth is becoming a lifeline—especially for people in states where extremists have slammed clinic doors shut. buff.ly/gh8Z2yA

🧊 ICE Is Still Torturing Pregnant People The “pro-life” admin running ICE sure seems to be A-Okay with brutalizing pregnant people! ICE has been torturing & medically neglecting pregnant & postpartum detainees since day ONE. And they STILL refuse to admit it or do anything about it. bit.ly/4iPtptT

⚠️ National Back-Door Ban Loading… The cuntservatives in Congress are plotting to sneak a NATIONWIDE abortion ban into health insurance. Their Trojan Horse vessel of choice? The Hyde Amendment, AKA the act that has been keeping federal funds from covering most abortions since 1977. buff.ly/At1kUfW

🦆 What's Up, Doc? Awww Dr. Marty Makary, FDA Commissioner, got himself in a pickle, people! Dr. Quackary promised to “review” the abortion pill in response to that totally BS anti-abortion “study” of mifepristone before the end of the year. Babes… it’s the end of the year. 🎄 bit.ly/48wLWHY

🛡️ PRIVACY WINS!!! Indiana will no longer have to tell everyone and their cousin’s brother’s dog that you had an abortion. Yay! ID's Court of Appeals decided to uphold a judge's order BLOCKING the state's Department of Health from releasing doctor reports about individual abortions. bit.ly/44jrDeu

🐊 Anti-abortion Ghoul Promoted to Top Health Position in Louisiana Louisiana must be hell-bent on locking in its DEAD-LAST healthcare ranking, because they just tapped a rabid anti-abortion hype woman to be SURGEON GENERAL. bit.ly/48NrEsA

🦞 The Fake Clinics Are Coming for Maine Imagine living in a state like Maine, where abobo is legal up to viability, and STILL having to dodge an anti-abortion obstacle course from hell to get the care you want and need. bit.ly/3KLV5Di

🎁ABC’s of Abortion Christmas came early because there’s a new children’s book about ABORTION! “Abortion is Everything,” is for kids 5-8 and teaches that abortion is actually a superpower to help you live the life you want. Cue the Sky Daddy Karens’ meltdown. buff.ly/BUX35Vh

The latest #FeministBuzzkills podcast has your front row seats to the Biblically rancid shitshow at SCOTUS last week. TWO anti-abortion cases whined that fake clinics and street preachers/pavement incels are OPPRESSED by not being able to terrorize abortion patients to their heart's content.

It’s #SerotoninSunday! 🥊 Trump’s big swing at defunding Planned Parenthood just got SMACKED down by a federal judge. Now he can’t enforce his Medicaid cuts in 22 states. Guess Christmas came early this year, ya’ll. buff.ly/LQ5m50g

Listening to the oral arguments of TWO anti-abortion cases at SCOTUS that made our heads explode. Luckily, Georgetown Law Professor Dr. @MicheleBGoodwin.bsky.social put us back together by expertly explaining the punches fake clinics were trying to pull in court to weasel out of ANY oversight.

🚨 POD DROP 🚨 Fake Clinics and False Prophets Head to SCOTUS ❗AAF's Programs Director Kristin Hady gives us the up-close POV of her violent run-in with the street preacher who took his case to harass with impunity all the way to SCOTUS.

On the latest Bust blog, we cover not one but TWO abortion cases that were heard at the Supreme Court this week. Learn what went down when fake clinics & professional sidewalk goblins strutted into SCOTUS to demand their God-given right to harass, lie, & be a menace to public health. bit.ly/4rGSo6B

🛍️Wisconsin Lawmakers Say Put Your Abortion in a Doggie Bag Badger State lawmakers just introduced a bill that requires people using abortion medication to use state-mandated “catch kits” to BAG UP their abortions like Applebee's leftovers. bit.ly/3XCGInO

🤩ROLL CALL🤩 WOOF. This week had not one, but TWO abobo-related cases hit #SCOTUS. So, we're bringing in the big guns to try and make it all make sense. Dr. @MicheleBGoodwin.bsky.social, Georgetown Professor, is BACK to decipher both cases & how what went down in the courtroom affects your downtown.

✡️2026 in Indiana Could Be SLIGHTLY Better Indiana's total (trash) abortion ban is being challenged by a group of Jewish women saying it violates their religious freedom. PREACH. The decision is gonna come in January and we are on the edge of our pews. buff.ly/P8MY1dD

🐴Gives Hypocrisy The Ole Giddyup This week, two new laws go into effect in the Lone Star State. One is HB7, the heinous bounty hunter law intended to END all abortion pill access. The other law lets people buy IVERMECTIN without a prescription. You cannot make this shit up. bit.ly/441e4QQ

🎉Planned Parenthood Affiliates: 1, Purity Police: 0 A federal judge just told the government “HELL TO THE NO” to stripping Medicaid funds from Planned Parenthood affiliates and ruled that the funding ban was UNCONSTITUTIONAL. buff.ly/ytUx6CP

🌍US To Africa: Give Us Your Abortion Data or Die The US has announced that AIDS relief for Africa will come with a catch: They MUST hand over all their abortion data, or no lifesaving PEPFAR funding. Amendment. bit.ly/3XrAx5T

🚨The War on Non-Christian Abortions A Jewish woman in Kentucky is being forced into court because the state loves religious freedom… EXCEPT when it clashes with their plans to obliterate abortion access. bit.ly/4ryZSIE

🖕 Courts Cosign On Anti- Abortion Grift A U.S. appeals court just said you can keep LYING to people that “abortion reversal” is a thing (IT’S NOT. YOU CANNOT JUST PUT THE ABORTION BACK IN). buff.ly/WRi3au2

Today, the Supreme Court hears a case that could give fake, religiously run anti-abortion centers the legal cover to lie to pregnant people while posing as healthcare. So Abortion AF took to the streets of the nation’s capital arm you with the truth. Get the full story at ExposeFakeClinics.com.

HAPPY #GIVINGTUESDAY! 💰WE LOVE SUPPORTING INDEPENDENT ABORTION CLINICS, AND TODAY, SO CAN YOU!! AAF is celebrating our TEN year anniversary this year! What have we been up to this past decade? Showing up for clinics in every way we can think of! aafront.org/GiveAF

HAPPY #GIVINGTUESDAY! 💰WE LOVE SUPPORTING INDEPENDENT ABORTION CLINICS, AND TODAY, SO CAN YOU!! AAF is celebrating our TEN year anniversary this year! What have we been up to this past decade? Showing up for clinics in every way we can think of!