🐊Another Florida Man Is At It Again Florida AG James Uthmeier just slapped Planned Parenthood with a $350 MILLION lawsuit for telling the truth: that abortion pills are safer than Tylenol. buff.ly/8NM77dC

🌽Nebraska is Extra (Anti-Abortion) Gov Jim Pillen of Nebraska has signed an executive order cutting off ALL state dollars from going towards clinics that provide abortion. Jimbo is riding the healthcare-decimating high of the Big Bullshit Bill & upping the suffering for Nebraskans. bit.ly/4982xSZ

🏆The EU Just Gave a Big 🖕 to Anti-Abobo Politics The European Parliament’s FEMM Committee just voted 26–12 & gave the first official green light to support the grassroots initiative @MyVoiceMyChoice.bsky.social, AKA the one backed by 1.2 million signatures demanding safe, legal abortion in the EU.

BABE, WAKE UP! Abortion won BIG this week! Come take a shameless victory lap with us in our repro rights election roundup:

The Golden Probes 10-Year Anniversary Gala was pure magic!! We raised over $100K to power AAF’s work and celebrated icons @ejeancarroll.bsky.social & Renee & Lara Chelian, who remind us what fearless looks like. 🔥 Thank you to all the fabulous icons of abortion who showed up for AAF last night!

🚨 Huge Win for Abortion Providers A New York judge just told Texas they can’t enforce a $113K abortion fine across state lines, thanks to New York’s reproductive shield law.

The witching hour is upon us! It’s time to howl at the moon, or scream into the void—both work. Tonight we’re wearing our love for abortion providers and reproductive rights access for ALL. But slutty. If you don’t have a costume yet, we got some last minute suggestions. 😉

By the way anti-abortion asshats talk, you would think there’s goddamn razor blades in the abortion pills. But abobo baddies know, there’s nothing more bewitching than conjuring ways to support abortion access. So get out there and be the demon-diva for abortion you want to see in the world.

A fake clinic is a haunted house of lies and shame. These phony ass-bitches will try to TRICK you out of an abortion rather than TREAT you with any medical care.

The real horror this spooky season? Indie clinics running out of supplies and goodies. 👻 Lucky for you, Abortion Access Front has the spell to keep clinics alive. 🔮🪄 Be a generous ghouly and visit our #AdoptAClinic program at buff.ly/3qnNI4a

🧃 '“Pro-Life" Still Has Juice' — and It’s Sour as Hell Trump’s big “free IVF for everyone” promise just got nuked by anti-abortion lobbyists. A year of behind-the-scenes pressure from groups like Students for Life, the White House quietly killed any plan to actually fund or require IVF coverage.

December wants to be the new spooky season so bad. 💀⚰️SCOTUS is crawling out of its crypt of cringe this winter with TWO scary AF oral argument hearings! 🕯️ Dec 2: They’ll hear arguments from a haunting in Jersey that could let FAKE CLINICS’ #cucksforchristianity dodge accountability. buff.ly/dCo8wSe

It’s #SerotoninSunday! 🫖 Tennessee is seeing red after a panel of judges ruled they CANNOT dodge a challenge to their vague abortion ban “exceptions.” Hope their sweet tea is tasting sour as hell today! bit.ly/4oafmRq

🥔Idaho Says Docs Just Don’t Understand The Idaho AG is trying to throw out a challenge to the state’s abortion ban because HE says the doc bringing the suit is too dumb to understand the state’s crystal clear "exceptions" as to when he could step in to save lives. Sure, Jan. bit.ly/4hAa4fx

🚨The Feminist Buzzkills are going DARK for a bit—but we’re cooking up AAF’s 10th anniversary celebration, and plotting some good trouble ahead of the fake clinic SCOTUS case. We’ll be back starting November 14th with amazing guests you won't want to miss like E. Jean Carroll and John Fugelsang.

In this week’s Bust blog, Susan Collins put on her ratty “pro-choice” Halloween costume AGAIN for another reproductive rights purge. & the data's in: abobo bans are violent in more ways than one. Get the scoop on how to join our Ocean’s 11 of abobo aficionados to heist our rights! buff.ly/zI6MpIn

👋 Tennessee Yourself Out The Volunteer State just got bench-slapped by a panel of judges who said they can’t block a lawsuit against their abortion ban. bit.ly/4oafmRq

🤐 Creepy Wisconsin Lawmakers Want To Put More People At Risk By Trying To “Redefine” Abortion Wisconsin cuntservative lawmakers just introduced a bill claiming to be about protecting reproductive health. LIES. buff.ly/kjRkV2m

https://to.pbs.org/4hqoleO ⚖️ Fake Clinics Are At The Supreme Court... AGAIN The Supreme Court ust announced that they'll hear oral arguments on DECEMBER 2ND in a NJ case where a FAKE CLINIC full of schmucks is crying first amendment to dodge a state investigation. WE'RE CALLING BULLSHIT!!!

Senator Susan “I’m pro-choice, but only in press releases” Collins strikes again! She just voted to confirm a rabidly anti-abortion judge to a LIFETIME APPOINTMENT on the appeals court covering Delaware, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania. bit.ly/4qegTHw

🛡️ Wyoming Politicians Want A Law to Give Fake Clinics A Boost The Legal Loin Lampreys' latest scheme is to advance a bill that gives FAKE clinics legal armor so that they can keep pretending they’re real clinics without fear of legal interference. bit.ly/48BZi67

🃏The “Pro-Life” Administration Sucks At Pro-Lifeing Remember the Biden administration? Well, they had in place a policy that restricted ICE from detaining pregnant, postpartum, or nursing individuals. buff.ly/UjfHu8W

🧐 South Carolina Wants the Input of Cheaters, Misogynists, and Alleged Rapists for Abortion Ban Bill Remember that new EXTREME total abortion ban that South Carolina is trying to ram through? buff.ly/CiBzvg7

It's #SerotoninSunday 🧠✨ ⏰ A new bombshell study dropped showing that all the jokes about our “biological clocks ticking” was just pure projection. Turns out it’s the SPERM that ages like fine milk. buff.ly/89vRK4Q

WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU! WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU... to listen to the latest #FeministBuzzkills podcast over the weekend. BUT YOU STILL HAVE TIME! Catch up on the latest shittery happening in the abobosphere with @lizzwinstead.bsky.social and @mojilocks.bsky.social.

🏊 Spooge in the News It’s been a big week for jizz, with a special shoutout from Head of Health and Human Disservice RFK Jr. AND a new study that straight-up refutes the very thing he claimed.

🚨POD DROP🚨GILEAD'S NEXT TOP HANDMAID ❗️@LizzWinstead.bsky.social & @Mojilocks.bsky.social rip into RFK Jr. & his weird beef with Tylenol, PLUS, cuntservative dingbats are big mad about the FDA approving a new generic form of the abortion pill ❗️Anti-abobo fuckery becomes our least fav export to the UK

On this week’s Bust Magazine blog, Senator Josh Hawley’s “leave it to the states” lie lasted shorter than his January 6th sprint. And Kansas is so against choice that they refuse to give clinics a choice of FONT. It’s the shittery report you don’t want to miss. Read up and rage on! buff.ly/ZFyA02I

GUEST ROLL CALL 🤩 OH. MY. UTERUS. The one and only Sarah Hartshorne AKA our FAVORITE pro-abortion supermodel IS IN THE HOUSE! Comedian, author, and former AAF writer/baddie kikis with the Buzzkills about her new memoir where she spills about her time on "America's Next Top Model" and more!

💵 New Bill Would Block EVERY State From Covering Abortion Costs Senator Josh Hawley is not content with Roe being buried and gone, no no no. buff.ly/aBh9XmI

😵💫 Kansas Stans ABSURD Abortion Restrictions The Sunflower State is looking desperate as hell to undermine abortion access as they defend some truly embarrassing anti-abortion requirements in court:

✍️Parental Consent Law Still Stands in The Show Me (Your Guardian’s Signature) State A district court judge in Missouri has thrown out a case that challenged the state’s bullshit law that forces minors to get their guardian to sign-off to get an abortion. bit.ly/46RNpI3

🃏They Took A Scam To Court Guess who's back? The fake science scam squad. Two anti-abobo, bible-humping organizations pulled up to the Ninth Circuit last week begging for the right to advertise "abortion pill reversal" (reminder: not a thing) in California. bit.ly/4hbrq2e bit.ly/3W5HzfN

Today is #IndigenousPeoplesDay, and here's your reminder that REPRODUCTIVE SOVEREIGNTY IS INDIGENOUS! 🌿💞@IWRising.bsky.social is an org of amazing folks who put in work on the daily to reclaim identity, culture, tradition, and language.

It’s #SerotoninSunday! 📋Planned Parenthood is fighting back against MO's feral demand for PATIENT RECORDS. They’re suing to stop it cuz NO ONE remembers checking a box that said “I’m totally chill with a bunch of cop-brained, anti-abortion lawmakers having my private medical records.” bit.ly/3Wvhqal

😡Anti-abortion Lawmakers Blow a Gasket After FDA Approves Abortion Pill The forced birth squad is having a group meltdown after the FDA did its LITERAL job and approved a generic form of mifepristone. buff.ly/LoxMTcD

🚨 The Feminist Buzzkills are going DARK this week! We’ll be back next week with a very special dose of rage and laughs with a killer guest who also happens to be a former AAF writer! Hint: She used to want to be on top!

On our latest Bust Magazine blog: Science-averse lawmakers are going nuclear because the abortion pill THEY said had the mark of the beast now has the mark of FDA approval. bit.ly/4oz3Sa7

💥 Missouri Madness Roundup The Show-Me-State is showing us DOUBLE the BS this week: a power-tripping AG comes for Planned Parenthood and an anti-abobo judge greenlights a ballot measure that'll obliterate abortion access all over again. buff.ly/7XOQvzM buff.ly/RW8Urx6

We love watching the fun police get their britches in a twist. They are BIG MAD that the FDA’s approval of a generic abortion pill has “shattered Trump’s pro-life façade.” What? His ONLY vibe is façade — bit.ly/3KG1xeI

🚨TX Charges 8 More People For Abortion TX cranks the cruelty up to 11 by charging 8 MORE PEOPLE in the state’s anti-abobo crusade led by Ken WACKxton against a Texas midwife accused of performing illegal abortions. Their proof? She had too much misoprostol stocked up in her clinics. bit.ly/3L392wf

🍼 Shutdown = No Money = No Formula = Babies Eating Air? From the people who brought you “Protect The Children,” introducing: “Let The Children Starve!” Because of the shutdown, the goons who hate ALL social services are about to let WIC run out. buff.ly/m2hieNi

💀 Same Hate, Different Target Meet Chiles v. Salazar: the latest BS case brought to you by the weirdos at Alliance Defending Freedom. Do they sound familiar? It's because they're the same conservative extremist group that tried to ban mifepristone nationwide last year. bit.ly/4nEMYGN

💊So Why The Hell Did TRUMP’s FDA Approve A Generic Abortion Pill? Great question! The FDA just approved a generic form of mifepristone, the very same abortion pill they said needs "reviewing" in light of garbage data dumped on their desk by an anti-abortion think tank. buff.ly/kHCqDuX

🛌DON’T SLEEP ON STATE SUPREME COURT RACES Since abobo rights got kicked to the states, state Supreme Court justices are the final bosses of it. If there’s forced-birth funds streaming into an election, you can bet your ass your bodily autonomy is ON. THE. LINE. Next stop: PA! bit.ly/48iqFC6

🩺 Study Shows Abortion Medication Safe to Use Til 12 Weeks A new study out of the UK adds even MORE data to the pile of studies that prove medication abortion is HELLA SAFE. It shows that taking it at home works just as well as taking it in a hospital between 10-12 weeks. bit.ly/4mNAewb

Self-care looks like: knowing what you can do to combat anti-abortion extremism 🧘‍♀️ Colombian activist Eliana Rodriguez joins the Feminist Buzzkills to drop her knowledge on the journey of the Green and Purple Movements in Colombia and the community and tactics that made full legal abortion possible.

Gather your patriarchy-smashing besties and get on over to @atlanticanticbrooklyn TODAY! We’re armed with free swag, feminist fun, and your chance to say “Hell to the no,” and #StopTheComstockAct.

It's #SerotoninSunday! 👋 Michigan Right to Life has to right to PACK IT UP AND GO HOME. They challenged the state’s new voter-approved FUNDAMENTAL right to abortion, and a judge smacked that shit down. bit.ly/4h086VG

On this week’s #SteamingNewsDump, there was a whole lotta Catholic bro-licing this week. The Pope cherry-picks what is “pro-life” — SPOILER: it's not saving US—and a Catholic rag clutched its rosary pearls and whined that we're not centering the delicate emotional lives of forced-birth bros.