You know shit is bad when a historic abortion-hating prude from the 1800s is LOVING what we’ve done with the place.

For people who get accused of being baby-haters every day, we sure were cute ones.

Abortion pills got lawmakers acting like they’re the final boss in everyone’s uterus.

It's #SerotoninSunday! 🥊 A NJ lawmaker just gave us pure turnpike justice by introducing a bill that would make INTERFERING with abortion & trans healthcare a crime. We don’t get to say this a lot, but Jersey, you're a breath of fresh air. buff.ly/US02arm

Our Abortion AF Weekly News Recap For Bust Magazine Just Dropped! After delaying their ruling for dramatic effect, SCOTUS decided to let us peasants have medication abortion access… FOR NOW. buff.ly/VVTK3oK

🗣️ROLL CALL 🗣️ Your weekly dopamine boost is HERE! @solomongeorgio.bsky.social, Comedian and writer for our fav show “Survival of the Thickest,” joins @LizzWinstead.bsky.social & @MojiLocks.bsky.social to dish on how he deals with MAGA crowds, dating dudes that look like Mike Johnson, & ragebait.

Something must be in the water (conservatives would say it’s our literal dissolved abortions) cuz this week was off the rails with abobo news. Catch up before the next week decides to snort a line and out-crazy this one.

We think Mink Stole said it best...

AAF Statement on the latest Abortion ruling! buff.ly/uY5HHVw

Students for Life were sooooo loud and proud about “working with the EPA” to make sure there was no abortion in the water.

On Mother’s Day weekend, the government treated the people who give us all life to a brand spanking new website: Moms.gov 🎁The gift they SAY they gave us: A resource hub for new and expecting mothers to help navigate one of life’s most important milestones. buff.ly/fCFF9KW

FDA Commissioner Marty Makary has just resigned in that fired-adjacent way that so many of the Trump admin do 😀 buff.ly/ZFU8jHU

The Abortion AF crew has some thoughts about the term “underbabied.”

🚩 They’re really out here trying to vocabulary us out of our rights. buff.ly/FP6K58A buff.ly/LN9G6rj

🥊New Jersey Will Fight You If You Mess With Abortion or Transgender Healthcare In the face of a federal government that wants abortion & trans rights to swim with the fishes, a new proposed law would, FOR THE FIRST TIME, make criminals out of the people trying to DENY that care. 💓 buff.ly/US02arm

HEY SCOTUS- What in the gaslighting our freedom shit is this? The Supreme Court has us on our last nerve. They ruined our weekend as we waited for a ruling on abortion pills, then 🤷‍♂️’d us by deciding to wait til THURSDAY. This isn’t rescheduling an oil change, it’s our friggin' lives. C’MON, man!

SPOILER: MY UTERUS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU 🗣️ The one & only RaeShanda Lias is HERE! The Digital Creator & Diversity Advocate joins to fill our joy cups up by making us laugh, reminding us that Black queer love is thriving, yapping about clapping back online, her new podcast, & dragging RFK Jr.

Happy #SerotoninSunday! 🏛️ A court paused the mailing of mifepristone, and Connecticut snapped into action to let the state know: ABORTION ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE. The Constitution State is stepping up for WE THE PEOPLE, and we are here for it. bit.ly/4tnWbp2

On this week's #FeministBuzzkills podcast, @Mojilocks.bsky.social and @Lizz.bsky.social drop some gnarly details about Trump’s secret service detail and his involvement in a disgustingly “sticky” situation. 🎧Listen now where you pod!

🚨POD DROP 🚨 SHENANIGANS AT THE 5TH CIRCUS COURT ❗OBGYN PA-C @NikkiVinck.bsky.social joins @Mojilocks.bsky.social and @lizzwinstead to break down EVERYTHING you need to know about the latest attack on medication abortion

🗣️ROLL CALL 🗣️ 🩺 @nikkivinck.bsky.social, Michigan-based OBGYN PA-C and Author, is HERE to deep dive with us on the latest attack on abortion pills, what a miso-only abortion is really like, her citizen-led repro win in Michigan, and her book that comes out NEXT week, "We Deserve More."

Confused by the dueling rulings about access to abortion pills? You’re not alone! The good news is, there are heaps of experts on every corner of the internet waiting to help! Give these accounts a follow & hit up their websites for the most up-to-date information on accessing medication abortion.

💊 MIFEPRISTONE BY MAIL has been federally RESTORED until 5PM on May 11th. 💊The original ruling DOES NOT ban telehealth! You can still have a doc appointment online to get prescribed abortion pills.

👑MIFEPRISTONE: THE PEOPLE’S ICON Instead of pandering to elite billionaires, mifepristone is out here being safe and effective as hell FOR EVERYONE. Mife should be getting the red carpet treatment, but instead, conservatives are chipping away at our access to this ESSENTIAL and NORMAL medication.

✨ 30 seconds of HOPE from Nikki Sapiro Vinckier RE: Abortion pills ✨ Meet misoprostol, the abortion pill you can take in conjunction with mifepristone OR misoprostol is safe to take ALONE for a self-managed abortion. Take a deep breath & remember: abortion pills are still safe, effective, & here.

Happy International Day of the Midwife from Abortion Access Front! 💖 "One More Million Midwives," PLEASE 🙋‍♀️! Shout out to these absolute POWERHOUSES. Midwives make our worlds go round - their work is rooted in safe, respectful, inclusive, and judgement-free care, including abortion care!

⚠️ EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THE ABORTION PILL MIFEPRISTONE ⚠️ 💊 Telehealth access to Mifepristone has been federally RESTORED until 5PM on May 11th. 💊 Mifepristone is still and always will be SAFE. buff.ly/JOhr04t

🗣️ALEXA, play the new episode of #FeministBuzzkills so I can primal scream with my abobo besties From Tennessee's AG CANCELING a lawsuit challenging Tennessee’s near-total abortion ban, to some weirdo fuckery spewing out of Wyoming - we called in some serious backup to deliver the funnies.

It's #SerotoninSunday! ☕Grab a huge mug of good vibes from @truthout.org and their latest article about how much GOOD abortion news there has actually been. buff.ly/OsDnyLO

This is NOT a drill - it’s scary out here. 🖕🧊 Our earholes got blessed this week as Moji sat down with the Executive Director of the Latina Institute, Lupe M. Rodríguez!

AAF Statement on the 5th Circuit's decision

🚨POD DROP 🚨 WARM WET HOLE ❗Bible humper Russell Brand is on @Mojilocks.bsky.social & @Lizzwinstead.bsky.social 💩list ❗Lupe M. Rodríguez of the Latina Institute on immigrant 🤝reproductive justice & combatting stigmas

Our Abortion AF Weekly News Recap For Bust Magazine Just Dropped! buff.ly/svkeyaC

NEW SURGEON GENERAL NOMINEE JUST DROPPED! Nicole Saphier is the new Casey Means, but THIS time with ✨️ credentials ✨️ buff.ly/y7ayQnN

🗣️ ROLL CALL 🗣️ Lupe Rodríguez from the Latina Institute is HERE to break down why reproductive justice and immigration justice are basically in a committed relationship 🤝 and what happens when lawmakers try to ghost both. Spoiler: it’s messy, it’s dangerous, and Lupe is not letting it slide.

After massive user feedback, South Carolina sunsetted the “death penalty for abortion,” bill and is THRILLED to relaunch their new, improved version, with carceral punishment for pregnancy still at the heart of their product. Enjoy! #TechBrosForEmbryos #OptimizeOppression

The Supreme Cunts just ruled that Fake Clinics — so-called “pregnancy resource centers” that serve the anti-abortion playbook of delaying, denying, and destroying access to abortion — cannot be investigated for LYING to patients.

Clinic Entrances Are Under Attack Apparently following FEDERAL LAW is cancelled because the Texorcists of Bodily Autonomy just went yeehaw fascist mode to try and brainwash folks into obliterating the FACE (Freedom to Access Clinic Entrances) Act during a bogus hearing on Tuesday. buff.ly/6MbOZ4J

❗TONIGHT ❗Our Expose Fake Clinics Virtual Action Hour is at 6PM EST❗ 😵‍💫 Bad News: The Supreme Court of the United States just handed fake clinics a win. They sided with a so-called “pregnancy center” trying to dodge an investigation into whether it LIED to people seeking abortions. bit.ly/4eM2X4g

Meet Melissa Isaak, the latest bigot—sorry—severely unqualified immigration judge. Besides being controlled by Ratatrumpé, she's made a career of bad legal takes, like helping Roy Moore dodge a defamation suit from a woman who says he molested her at 14. VERY COOL, MELISS! PS, love the hat.

The vibes are rancid, but we stay ✨️ delulu ✨️

SLOW YOUR SCROLL ❗ 🛑 Our free Expose Fake Clinics Virtual Action Hour is BACK on April 29th at 6PM ET. ✨ About 1 in 10 of searches for abortion lead to anti-abobo FAKE clinics. What if YOU could do something about it? We'll teach you how to clock a fake clinic AND safely expose their fuckery.

It’s #SerotoninSunday! 🦅 A Pennsylvania court ruled that the state’s Medicaid funding ban for abortion is UNCONSTITUTIONAL and SEX DISCRIMINATION. May we add: It’s also extremely fucked up, absolutely trash, and hateful as shit 💗 bit.ly/3QDbQmC

Our Abortion AF Weekly News Recap For Bust Magazine Just Dropped! buff.ly/xDrjA57 After massive outcry, South Carolina has downgraded their proposed punishment for abortion from EXECUTION to LENGTHY IMPRISONMENT and wants applause for it.

🚨CASE WATCH 🚨 🤠Wyoming: “Equality State” WHO?! Out in Wyoming, a judge is PONDERING on whether to pause a 6-week “heartbeat” abortion ban that went into effect in March, buff.ly/s6SYkY2 buff.ly/NFfggjX

🚨HUGE ABORTION ACCESS WIN IN PENNSYLVANIA! This week a PA court ruled that the state's decades-long ban on Medicaid funding going towards abortions is, say it with us, UNCONSTITUTIONAL! With this win, we got another solid state constitution COMING THROUGH to protect that right. buff.ly/oEWiM8S

Shit’s scary, y’all. But good news: you can do more than just doom scroll! 🌈 Expose Fake Clinics Virtual Action Hour is BACK on Wednesday, April 29th at 6PM ET. buff.ly/Dxs1RFs

They got a win by reversing Roe, and now they are being WAY LESS SUBTLE about dragging us back to the 1800s. Video: buff.ly/6Mv2N2K

It's #SerotoninSunday 🌈💊💫 🩺 An Arizona doctor sued the state for their inhumane abortion restrictions and WON. His experience ACTUALLY treating patients (and not just sitting in a state house demonizing them) lit a fire under his ass to fight for our right to healthcare. bit.ly/48NJRa1

Miscarriage Care 🤝Abortion Care Dr. April Lockley, the Medical Director of @MAhotline.bsky.social IS HERE! She shares the amazing ways that you can use the M+A Hotline AND drops her knowledge on the siloing of abortion care from healthcare, resources to use to avoid criminalization, and more!