Make him live the shame and force them to claim his immunity. Take him to federal trial. Drag his ass through the wringer. Sure he might get off but you can still ruin his life piblicly

- Got thrown out of the first HS lacrosse game I played on defense vs attack - Opposing school parents tried to get me banned from my senior year of roller hockey bc I ignored the no checking rule - Not a live event but almost arrested outside Lambeau while celebrating the SB win for starting a fire

A Josiah Deguara TD? In this economy??

Watch Golden get his first here lol

What's the Mt Rushmore of songs to play in a stadium during a challenge/review? I'll start with "Don't Bring Me Down" by ELO

Whoever is the marketing team behind Cologuard don't make enough. Imagine having to market the idea of "poop in this box and then please mail us that poop".

There are reports of a Roman “senate” meeting as late as the early 7th century, almost 150 years after the last western emperor was deposed and Rome was just another crumbling city with a fraction of the population it had a few centuries before.

On the latest episode of Ahead of the Pack, @camillemonae.bsky.social and @danothemano.bsky.social break down what to expect from the Packers as they approach Sunday's regular season finale against the Minnesota Vikings.

it’s good that conservatives have decided they care about childcare and ensuring we have an efficient, affordable plans in place to serve the public. [holds earpiece] oh they’re just showing up at black-owned daycares asking to see all kids immediately. got it. not weird, creepy, or dumb at all

It’s time.

Showing us Ryan Seacrest during the Cotton Bowl halftime is like showing Jimmy Fallon any time of the day.

Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?

Essentially: “Rape is fine, but sports is a dealbreaker.”

Here's me learning Chubby Checker is still alive

tv shows should do what sports broadcasts do and thank new audiences that are just now joining them. every five minutes, all the actors should look at the screen, introduce themselves and their characters, and announce which of them is winning the show

he loves pancakes

Thanks for the assist 😆🤣

We recorded this on Tuesday, so no reaction to the Lions outcome yesterday, but as I said in my opening drive comment, it now means Saturday is now a "bowl game" instead of a playoff game. I don't hate that.

Get ready for Saturday's matchup between the Ravens and Packers with @camillemonae.bsky.social, @danothemano.bsky.social & @ferdturgeson.bsky.social on the latest Ahead Of The Pack. From red zone regression to team momentum, they dive into what matters most heading into kickoff.

Just ran DVOA for yesterday, and this surprised me but the Vikings didn't even come close to the worst offensive DVOA performance in a win. Vikings were at -38%. Worst offense in a win was Chicago -83% in the "crown their ass" game in 2006. 4 of the 5 worst offensive DVOAs in wins are the Bears.

Everyone quick so this to your school-aged family and be cool. Or have we already burned through 6-7?

The Lions have now lost five of seven since Amon-Ra St. Brown’s stupid Donald Trump dance. Everything Trump Touches Dies.

staffer: you talked to the little girls? trump: sure did, real fuckin creepy just like you asked staffer: what

The condescension and moral preening are getting all the glory in this email, but don’t sleep on the new head of CBS News declaring that the last 7 days were a “slow news week.”

"Like Amazon Prime, but with human beings."

When you put it like this it sounds really bad

Loser behavior

Another aspect of this that I rarely see discussed--the vast majority of fans do not act like this AND HATE BEING AROUND SHITTY FANS. It's not just about the players!

I did this again. This time, I used ratings of how good teams were this year, NOT preseason projections. How good the teams have ACTUALLY been by DVOA. I still ended up with these four teams all missing the playoffs in just 1.1% of simulations. It was a very weird year.

Imagine interviewing a victim of torture and independently confirming the details of his torture and then being told you can’t broadcast it because the people who ordered the torture wouldn’t give their side of the story.

Cris Collinsworth: "This has just been an issue for Derrick Henry." Derrick Henry, who hadn't fumbled in over 200 carries since Week 3:

I know some of you will come after me for this but I don’t care… Doubs gets the onside, clock runs out, game over: “Hahaha Bears still suck! They couldn’t beat us with our QB2!!” Instead: “Fire LaFleur! Fire Bisaccia! Fire Gute! Cut Nixon!!” Some of you kill me…

The Bears have beat the Packers like three times in the last decade and in all three they injured the quarterback It's not even a rivalry, just a football team vs bitches

MLF-level clock management

Go Pack Go

Trash blowing across the field. And that’s just the home team.

A dark horse "no business going so hard" banger

FOX needs to put up a trigger warning before throwing up full screen headshots of their god awful lineup

Yeah porn is great but have you ever

Quay Walker gets more and more expensive every week

Malik Willis is gonna fuck around and get two years/$30 million from the Minnesota Vikings

The difference between Malik Willis in Green Bay and Malik Willis in Tennessee will be brought up when the Vatican discusses the canonization of Matt LeFleur.

The handshake bet hits @danothemano.bsky.social 😂

Absolutely surreal going from a Gronk segment to a requirement ad for the Gestapo

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

Both things can be true: 1. The player wasn’t trying to make contact with the other players face 2. The technique you used to make that tackle was dirty.