Inadvertently makes a case here for why we need to keep the humanities in school

needless to say any other country hosting a sporting event would have hosting privileges stripped instantly if their leader said this about any athlete

Ticketmaster directors were caught bragging in internal messages about 'robbing [fans] blind' Messages: • 'These people are so stupid. I almost feel bad for taking advantage of them' • 'Robbing them blind, baby. That’s how we do it' • Charging '$50 to park in the grass' & '$60 for closer grass'

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buddy every fucking day

Here it is, Pack-a-Day listeners! Your top 16 Gutekunst-era Packer players, as voted on by you. Listen to next Monday's show to hear the results!

I need someone smarter than me to explain what's going on with the UK election

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If you're a Pack-a-Day listener, our Monday show of @ferdturgeson.bsky.social @camillemonae.bsky.social and myself are doing a March Madness bracket of the top 16 Packer players from the Gutekunst era. We want you to send your recommendations here! forms.gle/8BC4xb9cYXbT...

The Fox News chyron reads "Latest Dem hoax" at the same time that Brendan Carr confirms that yes, the FCC would've "enforced the law" and gone after CBS had Colbert aired his interview with Talarico on TV

MLF:

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

this also seems extra friendly to the sex criminal’s favorite bit of rhetoric, ‘i didn’t do it you can see they’re just trying to destroy my life’

31 Providence's hair cut is a flagrant 1 on its own

I had a dream last night I went to a taping of @minakimes.bsky.social show in a university lecture hall and was apparently the opener for a Bad Bunny performance. Mina never mentioned football, but did try to lead us in a game of "Survivor", picking random fans and asking us to vote them out or not.

I know "no one cares about your mock draft", but you know what else I know? I love doing this shit and then getting pissed when they don't do what I did, so I'm making it all yours problem.

There is literally no better example of textbook fascistic thinking than "Who cares about human rights when the rich are doing so very well"

Oh my god

First shot: sugarcane The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times Still used to make rum of course!

i think of this every time i see Brady onscreen

That halftime show is what people mean when they say "joy is an act of resistance."

Some Les Miserables shit

Jason Myers: Super Bowl MVP

Tracks that it was MAHA

At least someone got to spike the football

I know this will sound like a brag, but as someone who just spent a week driving around Puerto Rico and listening to the radio, I was unfamiliar with how strong Ricky Martin's game still was

“Before the recent hiring surge, [ICE] customs officers and Border Patrol agents have committed crimes at a per capita rate that is greater than the crime rate for people who immigrated here illegally.” @theatlantic.com bsky.app/profile/sara... bsky.app/profile/thet... Read more: archive.is/xRHiS

Alleged felons can get bail. They're presumed innocent, can go home, pending trial. Being in the US illegally is a civil offense, at worst a misdemeanor. So WHY are suspected illegal migrants, INCLUDING CHILDREN, in cement prisons, served worm-infested food, exposed to measles, denied medical care?!

Micah Parsons is riding a scooter on the field after a pick

"The format didn't die, they’ve just found a way to shed its labor costs. This strategy seems to replace union-protected talk shows with non-union "video podcasts" that serve the exact same corporate PR playbook."

Me accepting this praise while trying to remember what I said

1. Curling (the sport) 2. Intro to German 3. Human Sexuality 4. Astronomy 101 5. Intro to Graphic Design

The ball is tipped And there you are Miss another kick And freezing your balls #NFL

I remain absolutely furious that all this shit in Minneapolis started because a barely-literate homeschooled mormon made a video trying to run up in daycare centers trying to find people of Somalian descent doing fraud despite the ringleader (a white woman) being in jail since March. Demonic.

"Yeah, let's get special teams sorted right away. I've seen some shit." Jeff Hafley, probably.

Cam Newton got me out here taking Notre Dame's side* (*in this very very specific context)

As angry as we might be at Democratic leaders, we are still not angry enough.

The last car I owned before getting married was a 2005 Chevy Cobalt. Ran the brakes into the ground and coming home one night, I touched the brakes to hit the off ramp and got...nothing. Luckily hit the two green lights coming off, rolled it to a stop on front of my building.

🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional! ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.

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the three genders

Whoa whoa whoa buddy who is this Jesus Christ you’re expecting me to emulate and what exactly did you say happened to him.

ICE agents are terrorizing people in states from Mass to California. This is what ICE is trained to do which is why it must be ABOLISHED. But more immediately, Dem AG's need to start prosecuting ICE agents. That's how we deter more ICE crimes! My article deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/its-not-en...