A HELL OF A CORNER 3

So many whistles!! Just let them play! #newyorkliberty

Only two games into the season and the Liberty already have an overtime game. 😮‍💨

Marine Johannés is my hero.

These men: Listen to women?? Hell no! Fill my scrotum with god knows what? Now you’re talking.

I don't know if @aoc.bsky.social's told this story about orientation before, but I've never heard it

The lady who chased school shooting victims down the street is who I need to listen to cool are you always this high

Moment of silence before the Lynx game for Renee Good and Alex Pretti. Some Fuck Ice yells after.

[at the last judgment] JESUS: And the baby prisons? EVANGELICALS: to own the libs, right JESUS: And the libs, who are they EVANGELICALS: uh mostly illegal aliens. if we really hate a pretty girl we call her fatherless. some widows JESUS: Alien, fatherless, widow, got it. So you see these millstones

I’m no lawyer but I will be 38 in December, have a minor in political science, and would have no qualms about telling Alito to shut the fuck up during oral arguments.

Not only is this an awful quote but they thought this was a good photo of him. 😭

Tommy Tuberville sounds like a folk hero who died in the Mississippi River trying to prove that a single man with the heart of a lion, nerves of steel, a canoe & a fuckton of chewing tobacco could outperform one of them new-fangled tugboats.

What a block from Stewie!!!

Betnijah Laney-Hamilton dropped Gianna Kneepkins like a sack of potatoes 💀

Second quarter and it’s 46-23 Liberty. 🙌🏼🙌🏼😂

let if fly Marine Johannes let it fly

I’ve never had a post get so much attention. I need you all to come back when I post my Pedro Pascal Packers schedule.

LET’S GO LIBERTY! 🗽🙌🏼

Don’t let the missed field goal hit you on the way out.

Not sure if this is good or bad…..

Not that it wasn’t apparent before but now if anyone still votes Republican, it’s because they hate democracy.

OPENING NIGHT IS HERE 🔥 The regular season tips off at 7:30pm/ET on ION!

This amazing image really captures the Tennessee fight and it's all over the internet. I am reposting it to encourage people to credit photographer Nicole Hester and the Tennessean.

Give me some of your tots

A sizeable group of voters simply want an asshole as President. There is no point in trying to cater to them, you can either ignore them or discourage them from voting. Every effort to get their vote by adopting asshole-ish policies is a waste, they want the real thing.

How the cruise industry is still going after COVID is beyond me.

look, it’s time to embarrass these people. ask them if trump could play quarterback right now for the cowboys, ask them if trump is more mortal or god, ask them if donald trump deserved an oscar for his performance in home alone 2

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

I’m not sure this story will ever end.

*holding back tears* Yes, Chef

i want just one (1) tech reporter to ask sam altman this exact question “if your ai is so advanced, dont you have a fiduciary duty to your company to fire yourself and replace you with your highly advanced model?”

did he see a three piece sectional in the audience and get distracted

Just finished Maul: Shadow Lord. Need reviews from @danothemano.bsky.social @gmeinholz.bsky.social @iowajoe.bsky.social

SNLUK is hilarious. I’m afraid they may be funnier that us. 🫢

#2 😎

Makary is blocking a treatment for incurable melanoma bc the multiple trials its undergone were not RCTs. The drug is intended for patients for whom other cancer therapies have not worked. An RCT would require a control group to continue to use chemotherapy that previously had not worked for them.

I can’t fathom doing this to your face and thinking it looks good.

Who wore it best: Kylie Jenner or Kristi Noem's husband?

i thought aaron was just reposting the same clip but in fact trump is *still* rambling about the three cognition tests he took recently except this one is about a squirrel i am serious

At the rate Trump keeps bragging about his doctors repeatedly making him take the dementia screener, it's only a matter of time before he starts bragging about other oddities. "The thickest blood they'd ever seen. Direct quote. The thickest!"

"Normally a human being can't get barnacles, but apparently I'm special. They had to bring in a team of scientists from the Coast Guard to scrub them off me."

May the 4th be with you.

May the 4th be with you 🌌

bolsonaro quietly seething that giuliani gets to be in the hospital

15 best movies; don't think about it too hard! (not in order) LOTR trilogy Young Frankenstein Monty Python & the Holy Grail Little Miss Sunshine Legally Blonde Project Hail Mary Toy Story Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent Airplane Star Wars original trilogy Rouge One

Nothing good comes from going on a cruise.

Obviously badgers like cheese 🧀 🦡

Finally!! #MaulShadowLord