Fuck that

I solved the Monday 3/23/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 4:42! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g... Down clues only with a buzz on #nytxw

실례합니다, do you have any grey poupon?

This could be a @nytpitchbot.bsky.social headline unedited

Remember this when certain state funerals are planned in the future and people get their knickers tied in a bunch because people aren’t sufficiently grieving, and call for them to lose jobs and such.

Holy shit truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

“Guillo-teen” was right there.

He did what now www.nytimes.com/2026/03/19/u...

He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.

He was a Catholic. Both of his parents were Catholic. His mom was ethnically French. His dad was the single most famous ethnically Irish person in human history. The Pogues posed in front of a picture of his dad on their first album. How was he a WASP?

ME: oh a little Zohran video for St Patrick's Day, probably just celebrating Irish culture, maybe a few green beer jokes ZOHRAN (2 minutes in): ...and that's why King Leopold I of Belgium is a big wet bitch. Furthermore...

My friend told me the god-emperor keeps squishing her Duncan Idaho gholas so I asked how many gholas she has and she says she just goes to the Bene Tleilax and gets a new ghola so I said it sounds like she's just feeding gholas to the god-emperor and then the Reverend Mother started crying

Who's ready for Oscar night?!

Sadly too late for a @learnedleague.com BWA

There is absolutely no bottom. @cnn.com www.cnn.com/2026/03/13/p...

Time for another one of my least beloved memes “Obi Wan gives music trivia and leaves Luke to die”

good Friday afternoon thought experiment

we should make American voters get a tattoo on their arm that says DON'T TRUST THE REPUBLICAN PARTY because otherwise they're basically all that guy from Memento every second election cycle.

The new Ayatollah’s use of the gender neutral term “Great Satanx” could cost him support among working class Iranians.

"Grifters profit under Trump administration" isn't breaking news, @washingtonpost.com

Long-time buddies Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were out for a pleasant van drive in Oklahoma when, all of a sudden, their lives would change.

Surely the President’s task force on antisemitism will be looking into this pronto to figure out how this could have happened.

Oh, he’s in throwing everyone else under the bus mode now

What do you want to bet this little tantrum on the WaPo's opinion page is because someone ahead of Professor Jakub Grygiel in the queue at some coffee shop had an elaborate coffee order and he hasn't been able to let it go ever since

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

hard to believe that for almost two decades i was the height of professionalism and decorum and now i can’t go an hour without rolling my eyes and doing the jerk off motion

"People also ask," really?

I solved the Monday 3/09/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 4:05! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g... Down clues only!

Oh wow Indiana governor Mike Braun has banned child labor and now to take a big sip of coffee and finish reading this headline

It’s very funny to see everybody complain about the existence of DST but half of them think it should be permanent and the other half think it should be abolished, like that is the entire problem right there folks

Yet another reason to be happy about living car-free. 30 years and counting!

this is unspeakable

Had to doublecheck the date on this

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(at a job interview) you'll see on my resume under "special skills" that i am actually able to sweat to any genre of music, and not just Oldies

It’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, and buddy, I’m all out of Tony Dokoupil

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So, since the start of Trump II the US has lost: the best economy in the world; our historic allies; our democratic institutions; the rule of law; freedom from Trump's murderous Gestapo; the Bill of Rights; healthcare for millions. But we have gained two wars & a Hitler Bunker construction project.

Serious question, does he wear his chef’s coat everywhere?

Markwayne Mullin, set to run Homeland Security >>

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you're wondering about US Capitol Police's opinion on Senator Tim Sheehy after he attacked a protesting veteran that they were in the process of also attacking... they gave him a patch. This is what the Capitol Police think of protesters. Remember j6th with that in mind.

Not gonna share the video of Republican US Senator Tim Sheehy breaking a protesting Marine's hand, but you can find it on @charlotteclymer.bsky.social's timeline. I'll just say that in a functional country, Sheehy would be expelled by the Senate. Democratic Senators should publicly push for that.

If I had a nickel every time a Montana Republican in Congress* violently assaulted someone whose questions they didn’t like I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice *yes, Gianforte was right before his election, but still.