LMFAOOOOO ZOHRAN RETWEETED VIVEK

RIP Sonny Rollins, a great jazz talent and the last surviving musician in one of the best photos of men in suits during the 20th century

they got Luda doing One A Day ads 😭

always a tweet

Couldn't be more clear that DOJ dismissed the charges to hide its misconduct. They're now objecting to preservation of relevant communications by arguing that defendants dont have standing because the charges were dismissed.

i was visiting a neighborhood bar in boston when a roving gang of elite college professors strode in acting like they owned the place. they saw me ordering a domestic lager and shouted "this motherfucker's not chasing novel gustatory experiences!" and started beating me with heavy wooden rulers

It is getting more and more difficult not to despise the 40% of Americans who still approve of Donald Trump.

Greatest hits tour

😂

This is like "Cat's In the Cradle" except the father has no regrets about ignoring his son, who remains pathetically desperate for the father's attention until his dying day

the ongoing effort by the conservative media sphere to pretend that donald trump has anything other than seething contempt for his own children (with the creepy exception of ivanka) is extremely funny

Gov Jared Polis told a Colorado Sun event that his decision to give clemency to Tina Peters "will be remembered fondly." He was later interrupted by protesters carrying an enormous banner reading EAT SHIT POLIS coloradosun.com/2026/05/19/j...

“Love” is what you are promised in return if you submit and obey. I can’t think of a more accurate depiction of the MAGA social vision.

The Republican Party is governed by a senile, malignant narcissist who has destroyed the American economy. But a new adaptation of the Odyssey features a Black Helen of Troy. I have never felt more politically homeless.

*ahem* the hantavirus is stored in the balls

Cassidy tried to have it both ways, in case being MAGA turned into an electoral liability: express doubt about RFK then vote to confirm, voting to convict Trump in the impeachment trial before sucking up to him again. And in the end, he's unemployed and both sides think he's a weaselly scumbag.

Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length

Every time you drink out of a straw you’re giving a tiny blowjob

Happy Mother’s Day from this guy

My “this is not a golden calf” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

No. He wanted to funnel money to a favored vendor, so he used the excuse of painting the pool blue to do so.

Is this *really* the best source of parenting advice the Post could find?

"I know plenty of pedophiles way worse than Jeffrey Epstein" uhhhhhh

Breaking: Tennessee Republicans pass new 9-0 gerrymander after SCOTUS destruction of Voting Rights Act eliminating state’s only majority-Black district & last Democratic seat. Splits Memphis, which is 63% Black, into 3 districts to disenfranchise Black voters. Quite literally a return to Jim Crow

Good morning. One of the funnest facts there is. www.businessinsider.com/george-const...

If this isn't called MeatCute I'm going to be very disappointed. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/w...

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

WITH OR WITHOUT THIS COOP

Saying this now, just in case - - New Yorkers hated Giuliani on 9/10, couldn't wait to get rid of him - Giuliani was in the street on 9/11 bc the Command Center at 7WTC was destroyed (he put it there to be near Judi Nathan) - Giuliani killed 343 firemen by forcing cheap radios on them

Rudy Giuliani hospitalized? Clearly this is some trick to get me to get my account deleted

Jimmy Breslin said Rudy Giuliani was “a small man in search of a balcony.” It doesn’t get any better than that.

It's getting late, Rudy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cntv...

SHAFT

Anyone remember the Purcell doctrine, saying courts shouldn't change electoral districts too close to the election because it might cause confusion? Remember how SCOTUS applied it six months ago to say it was already too late to invalidate the Texas districts? Funny how that didn't happen in Callais

Feels like “steal non-white children from their parents and give them to new parents” has been tried before and deemed a massive human rights violation but what do I know

The Sorrow and the Pity and Grogu

"you can elect anyone you want as long as it is a white republican"

What do conservatives always say when liberals criticize a Supreme Court decision? "Get Congress to pass a law," right? That is EXACTLY what happened here. In 1982, Congress explicitly overruled a Court case that narrowly interpreted the VRA. Today, Sam Alito said, nope, we were right all along.

hah, I remember that one

oh, THAT Shivon Zillis

These Supreme Court justices appear on the guest list for the state dinner with King Charles: Samuel Alito Amy Coney Barrett Neil Gorsuch Brett Kavanaugh John Roberts Clarence Thomas Guess they only had room for six, and the White House randomly picked these www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

swing voters, man… what can you even say at this point

what if we made the whole country out of ballroom

Can't stop singing this to the theme of the Muppet Show

!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱

In this Ohio town, it was a tradition: a few drinks at dinner, a shouting match with some other reporters, then over to the Hampton Inn to duke it out with JIm Acosta. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.

I continue to he just like lebron -over 40 - enjoys bucket hats - sciatica is ruining my life