Fuck everyone who voted to put the biggest piece of shit in America in the White House

A cat can have the occasional snake, as a treat

This entire weekend

the hat on shein vs the hat they deliver

Okay let me phrase it this way: We all consume housing. The question is simply how we pay for it, and there are a ton of complicated inputs into that for any particular consumer. But unlike almost any other consumption good, housing has gotten moralized in a socially destructive way.

Poetic justice

Incredible free vacation opportunity for cool guys.

“It's not my duty as Mayor to make sure you have a parking spot. For me it's the same as if you bought a cow, or a refrigerator, and then asked me where you're going to put them.” — Mayor of Pontevedra, Spain (re-elected 6 times)

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

Eight months ago vs today. 🤡 @atrupar.com @cnbc.com @cbsnews.com

We all moved on because there is bigger news but it was really funny when that Campbell’s Soup Executive was like “fuck soup and anyone who eats it!”

I know we’ve been talking about the 25th Amendment being invoked for years now, but we should probably be talking about it a lot more and a lot more seriously right now.

ICE detain U.S. citizen for looking Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground. Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse. Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.

The first paragraph of Judge Breyer‘s opinion granting an injunction in the California National Guard case is a banger.

"there's a new serif in town"

Finally, an administration willing to rank fonts by wokeness

Instant all-timer here:

Sauer saying something is unconstitutional because it "would be unconstitutional under Justice Scalia's dissent" is a remarkably cogent statement of the Roberts Court's approach to precedent.

my ideal presidential candidate in 2028 could be described, loosely, as "general sherman but for the supreme court"

time to pull out the seasonal favorites

Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero

An officer who's willing to commit cold-blooded murder to keep his job is not an "apparently good man."

God was very happy with me that day!

Trump rages that Henry Cuellar didn’t pay him back for a pardon by switching parties, blasting Cuellar for a “lack of LOYALTY.” In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.

Literally all this dude wants is for people to give him endless stupid awards and tell him how good and brilliant he is, doesn’t matter who, doesn’t matter if the awards are fake. Just gold stuff for the very special boy while he wrecks the world

It might be really funny to watch courts give her the legal equivalent of the silent treatment. "Weird, nobody signed this brief. Also I only heard a faint buzzing sound instead of an opening statement for some reason"

Trump's dementia has grown so extreme that a select group of advisors are now running the country without his input. To find who those advisors are and what their plans are, buy my new book, which will appear in March 2029.

Polish Foreign Minister replies to Musk: 🇵🇱

*youth pastor voice* Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities

So good

Democratic 2028 platform better have damnatio memoriae as a plank

This wasn't difficult to see coming tbh

I named my fists Rusted and Root cause they're gonna send you on your way

I named my fists Dunning and Kruger because I’m amazing at fistfights

I named my fists John and Cage because you're not going to be doing anything for the next four minutes and thirty three seconds

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read

i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...

I solved the Monday 11/24/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 4:44! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g... Down clues only #nytxw

Saying "vaccines are safe" is an irrelevant detail when you voted to hand all of the US government's health organizations over to someone who adamantly insists they are not.

It's always hard to pick a worst day politically, but today the president called for the death of members of the opposition party, and the administration decided that people were being too hard on the swastika

pig-like he whines

For what it’s worth, as a commander and officer it was my duty, moral obligation, and legal requirement to first question and then to not obey any illegal order I was given. The same is true for everyone who swear their oath. Hope that clears things up.

Judge Ellis derides Greg Bovino as a serial fabulist who brazenly lied on the stand and seemingly considered it funny to perjure himself. cst.brightspotcdn.com/49/34/daecfb...

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

Genuinely didn't think this administration could still shock me